>Daddy, me and mommy made you a cake for your birfday! I know you don't like sugar but I worked extra special hard on it...will you please eat some?
Daddy, me and mommy made you a cake for your birfday! I know you don't like sugar but I worked extra special hard on it...
Fuck off you little whore
Of course, but just a little slice for me. Too much cake is bad for the health of the body.
Tell me, how many onions did you use?
IF YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE SUGAR, WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME A FUCKING CAKE THEN YOU DUMB WHORE
>for the last time kid I'm not ur daddy that's just what ya mum calls me
That kid has a sad smile.
Hmmm.
>unzips dick
If its my birthday why are you the one with a crown?
this is MY swamp
I would but that cake looks like a mountain of shit with playdoh stuck all over it and a skinned m&m mascot on the top
>"Mommy?" Did you other dad make you call him that again?
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN
Thank you sweetheart.
>*eats half the cake*
>*compensates by running 10 miles straight*
what the fuck I wouldn't impregnate a Mexican and shoot out that little monstrosity.
>Not carrying your daughter on your back to make extra gains
SOYBOY
Good idea actually
Have a (You)
Kek'd
>I fucking told you to call her sister, not mommy for fucks sake Suzy
ugly hoe you are a mistake
>pick up cake
>unhinge jaw
>swallow cake whole
Dirty bulk master race
YOU KNEW
YOU KNEEEEEEW
YOU KNEW, YOU LITTLE SHITSTAIN
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE
You're adopted
"Of course I will sweetie. I am not some sort of sociopath who values my external appearance more than the happiness and comfort of my child"