Daddy, me and mommy made you a cake for your birfday! I know you don't like sugar but I worked extra special hard on it...

>Daddy, me and mommy made you a cake for your birfday! I know you don't like sugar but I worked extra special hard on it...will you please eat some?

Fuck off you little whore

Of course, but just a little slice for me. Too much cake is bad for the health of the body.

Tell me, how many onions did you use?

IF YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE SUGAR, WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME A FUCKING CAKE THEN YOU DUMB WHORE

>for the last time kid I'm not ur daddy that's just what ya mum calls me

That kid has a sad smile.

Hmmm.
>unzips dick

If its my birthday why are you the one with a crown?
this is MY swamp

I would but that cake looks like a mountain of shit with playdoh stuck all over it and a skinned m&m mascot on the top

>"Mommy?" Did you other dad make you call him that again?

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

Thank you sweetheart.
>*eats half the cake*
>*compensates by running 10 miles straight*

what the fuck I wouldn't impregnate a Mexican and shoot out that little monstrosity.

>Not carrying your daughter on your back to make extra gains
SOYBOY

Good idea actually
Have a (You)

Kek'd

>I fucking told you to call her sister, not mommy for fucks sake Suzy

ugly hoe you are a mistake

>pick up cake
>unhinge jaw
>swallow cake whole
Dirty bulk master race

YOU KNEW
YOU KNEEEEEEW
YOU KNEW, YOU LITTLE SHITSTAIN

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE

You're adopted

"Of course I will sweetie. I am not some sort of sociopath who values my external appearance more than the happiness and comfort of my child"