Just stopping in to remind you that in order to build primal, F U N C T I O N A L strength, ALL you really need are kettlebells and bodyweight squats.
>"Buh-but muh 4 pl8 squat" I hear you freaks saying. Sure, impressive, but not if you want to be able to walk after age 50. Say "bye bye" to your joints, ego lifters, because they're gonna be gone.
Besides, I bet you silly bitches couldn't do 100 strict form bodyweight reps in a row. After the first 10, you'll be saying "this shit is easy, the fuck is Roe Jogan talkin' 'bout?" but around rep 55 you'll be out of breath due to lack of C O N D I T I O N I N G.
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Thomas Reed
actually, no. size and genetics build functional strength. look at any nfl player or anyone who has to be strong for a living, none of them do that crap and they'd toss him around like a wet noodle.
put on weight and have good genetics, that is proven power. anything else is just a meme.
Easton Davis
Is his podcast any good ive heard mixed opinions
Ryan Rodriguez
Make sure your kettlebells are shaped like gorilla heads for max gainz.
Depends entirely 1) on the guest 2) whether weed or religion come up in conversation. Joe consistently makes an emotional ass of himself in the latter cases.
Noah Collins
I really enjoy it. He did an interview with C.T. Fletcher yesterday. I listened to it and it made me go to the gym and lift heavy shit
Logan Smith
I don't like Joe Rogan, but that dude has some serious kicks.
Nolan Ward
nice gif user
Lincoln Stewart
"I always wondered if it was 'gif' or 'jiff'.
Jamie, look that shit up.
Brody Edwards
why does joe even like jamie, he seems like a legit dyel homo
Angel Lopez
Because Jamie runs the show, and because he's not Brian Redban, the manchild who used to run the show. Everything involving mic, camera, production, editing, youtube etc. is all handled by Jamie.
Joe don't have time for that shit so he values Jamie as a means to an end.
Asher Cooper
Also yfw Jamie makes more money per episode than you'll ever make per month.
Hunter Walker
it's silent. 'if' is correct way of saying gif
Lincoln Smith
jamie is a faggit bro, how much do you think he makes per episode?
>pull that shit up jamie.
Justin Anderson
that redban mongloid used to run the show, jeszzee. i can see why jamie is the better alternative.
Isaac Wilson
Kys on fb live stream
Jace James
joe values you jamie, i remember when you got too stoned and didn’t feel appreciated. joe loves you bro, but i think your a raging homosexual.
I don't know, Jamie pull that shit up. Yeah see that Brian Redban? He was a MOTHER FUCKER. >yeah I agree Joe. 100% did not like the guy But once you get to know him... SUPER nice guy though >oh for sure my man. One of my best friends.
Juan Green
This nigga podcasts
Jacob Anderson
Dude weed encrusted kettlebells
Jack Martinez
wew
Thomas Fisher
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN SHROOMTECH KRILL & MCT OIL PRIMATE CARE PILLS
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
