could joe rogan kick your ass?
Could joe rogan kick your ass?
Leo Rivera
Kevin Gutierrez
Probably not he's a fucking roid junkie so probably had little functional strength and no cardio ability so he will be out of breath and throw soft hits. Hes just a buff martial arts nerd aka can't preform them but watches them.constantly.
Noah Anderson
Almost certainly
>taekwondo background
>BBJ blackbelt
It’s a good thing he’s 5’6 and can’t escape the manlet pit or I’d be in trouble
Ryan Thomas
He's a bjj blackbelt and has trained in striking his entire life.
Think again
Josiah Foster
This entire post is wrong
Elijah Williams
youtube.com
just look at that mitten training. He could beat everyones ass on Veeky Forums.
Daniel Anderson
>5'6
I actually just checked now and it's true. Hahahhahaha.
He would still fuck me up
Cameron Turner
you forgot your picture.
Logan Reed
Is he wearing this suit when we fight? If not he dead.
Matthew Miller
Oh honey, no.
Parker Phillips
fucking dozers man
Cooper Butler
Rogan would split you open like a cantaloupe. coming for your cocktail. fruit.
Josiah Hill
>can't perform
youtube.com
lmao
Michael Torres
yes
i'm fucked standing because he competed at a national level in TKD and i'm even more fucked on the ground because he's a 10th planet black belt roid gorilla
Christian Walker
Easily
Angel Hill
>falling for bait this hard
Anthony Evans
Is this supposed to be impressive? I wanna see this dude try this shit irl in an actual fight lmao
Josiah Roberts
wow a black belt in a sport where you cant do anything but hump the other guy into submission so scary!
Ethan King
I would just distract him by mentioning DMT or sensory deprivation chambers and then while he's babbling on I shoot him in the face.
Owen Campbell
...
Nathaniel Lewis
...
Landon Long
So this is the power of the manlet
I have to say, I'm not impressed. Funny reach, for a manlet
Bentley Moore
...
Jack Sullivan
Sure, but why would he?
Ayden Gonzalez
youtube.com
Young Rogan
Kayden Brown
That dwarf warrior would kill me if he could reach me
Liam Rodriguez
I mean he could try. 40 kill stoners as easily as normies.
Ryan Lopez
what.. the... fuck.. hes fucking 5'6 i thought that was a meme. Holyshit this explains so much.
Nicholas Campbell
yes
Austin Roberts
YOU'RE UP AGAINST THE WALL
Ian Brown
(you)
Gavin Morales
I like how no one responds now lmao. Lanklets beware
Jacob Nguyen
hahahaha
Eli Allen
Powerful JRE
Parker Richardson
why is he doing those dumbbell presses one arm at a time
Lucas Morris
I like how this kind of answers always assume that the gun-nut is the only one armed.
We know you masturbate with your gun user. Stop showing that ugly shit to everybody
Samuel Garcia
Yeah that Joe Rogan must be what? 220 pounds? jesus that guy will tear you to shreds
Jeremiah Harris
>ITS A MOTHERFUCKIN BULLDOZER
Asher Sullivan
yeah I think he'd kick my ass
I'm not really fight trained like he is and he seems to have a lot of manlet strength
who knows though or cares Rogan is /ourguy/
Caleb Sanchez
Probably. I’m all grappling and have little to no stand up.
Adam Mitchell
yeah he must be what? 2'4"? that manlet would be torn to shreds