FRIDAY NIGHT THREAD

I know all these feels

What field, user? I'm in uni and it's good. Lots of work but it's rewarding

Gondolas are 100% harmless and peaceful creatures

It's December of my sophomore year in college and I haven't made one real friend. I've hung out with a variety of people, I've made acquaintances, I've had a couple romantic encounters that almost turned into relationships, but I've still never been so distant from everybody.
It's not like I don't do things. I go to events, club meetings, I make small talk with the people I have classes with. People say I'm attractive, not that it's the most important thing in the world, but attractive people should attract people, right? It doesn't seem to matter, though. It's like there's this wall between me and everyone else in the world.
I know I'm young and there's still time, but I can't help but think that life is always going to be this way; that I'm going to live my whole life never really being close to anyone.

Couple months ago I injured myself doing warm-ups for squats, my doc finally figured out what's wrong some days ago and it turns out I can't do any lifting for 6+ months.
So yeah, this is pretty much the worst time in my life, I've been hitting the bottle hard since the injury

23rd here, don't worry, we're gonna make it, keep eating and lifting and stay strong.

if you can't lift, make sure to keep your diet top tier to negate as much loss as possible. talk to your doc about some light exercise at least

Cheer up lad.

I know this may sound repetitive but you need to try harder. We are men, nothing comes to us preordained, everything we want, we slave for. Try harder user.

I did, he pretty much said that if I could I should just take bedrest for the next 6 months or so, can't do shit.

Your're gonna be fine. I got an disk herniation a few years ago. Bedridden for a year. Got addicted to painkillers. Got overdose and ended up in the hospital. Thought I would never walk straight again. Let alone lift. That was 3 years ago. The other day I deadlifted 200 kg and did 20 consecutive standing ab wheel rollouts. Take care though and investigate what you need and don't rush it.

Gonna take the wife out to a nice restaurant then come home and attempt anal with her again. She's willing to try but even with a barely larger than average penis it's like splitting her open.

Currently heading down to my badass home gym to see how many reps I can get with 315 on the bench press.

Tonight I love my life.

Ask me tomorrow though, I'm depressive as fuck for zero reason.

Because of a squat injury? Story please

I actually had the most autistic moment of my life last night.
>In club
>Random American girl grabs me as I'm walking by. (I live in Dublin)
>Keeps on hugging me and touching me
>Says that a guy over there thinks hes going to fuck her tonight, asks me what she should do.
>I tell her to fuck him, she gives me an awkward high five and just walks away.
Seriously guys if I cant make a move in this situation when the fuck can I. I use to be way better at approaching girls but now I just can't bring myself to do it anymore. Can someone give me some advice, the less redpilled the better preferably. Should I just set goals on approaching a set number of girls a night and treat it like the gym or something. I'm honestly just really annoyed with myself for being such a faggot.

I don't think she likes it bra stop hurting her

We've had success twice and she had an orgasm both times with clittoral stimulation. She also enjoys the buttplug.

If she gets drunk enough it's easier. I think she's just scared.

Aahahah stuff like that happened to me all the time. I was sitting in a club once and a chick literally straddled into my lap. My friends started laughing and then her friends came to pick them up. You know what user? Women are dumb as fuck. Pretend to be a chad. I gained muscles and even though my brain is all fucked up I always have had at least one slut available. It's a man world when you are muscular and somewhat smart.

Our women truly are degenerate

Does anyone else feel that life goes too slowly? I've worked in many things to my daily schedule, like lifting and learning a language or writing in my diary, over the last year, but I feel (especially since I'm in college) I have so few days that are actually truly distinct from another.

Sure I'm seeing PROGRESS in my lift, but is that all that life is? Nothing distinct has happened over the last couple of weeks.

I have friends, and we hang out or see movies or eat together, but I feel like it's some kind of hazy dream world.

welcome to the suck

Tried to break up with the gf last night because I felt neglected. She panicked and promised to try harder. I'm skeptical but I have to try I guess. Planning on spending like 3+ hours at the gym today to try and distract myself until our date tonight. I love her a lot, I just hate our relationship. I think in my heart I know I'm not going to be with her forever so I want to just get it over with, but I've never been good at it. When I was living in South Korea, I had a gf and didn't break up with her until we were at the airport for me to head back to the States. She knew it was going to happen, I didn't trick her or anything, but the point is I wanted to squeeze every second out of it that I could.

>getting laid tomorrow or sunday
Wish me luck boys, any advice?

Pop a cialis if you've got it. Condoms are the devil and for some reason destroy my diamond boners in seconds

Do you always rest on Fridays? I usually take Saturdays off, and get most of my studying done to keep feeling productive.

Thanks, I understand all this and I'm going to be going to physical therapy soon.
It's all just frustrating, lifting has been an integral part of my life.
There really isn't much of story to tell, I was doing warm ups for a regular squat work-out when I felt a sharp pain in my ribs, could barely even walk out of the gym without fainting, my doc figured it was a nerve infection at first and just told me to take some painkillers for a week, that didn't help so he examined things further and reached a different conclusion, don't remember the medical term, but basically I have some tissue or some shit stuck in my ribcage and apparently the only thing I can do is wait it out and do some physical therapy.

I don't even go out on weekends, but I love getting a huge pump after uni and coming home to shitpost all night

Tfw watching some nature documentary and stuck in a bothy on the isle of Skye with no means to gym or meet grills

Sorry to hear that user. I thought maybe your injury was caused by squatting.

I'm 18, but i also fapped so i can stay decently hard without it.Does cialis really help?

Feel like shit
Everytime i'm happy its for 10-15 min then i feel like shit again.
Fuck.

I had to look up Isle of Skye and bothy. Looks like a pretty place, how's life treating you out there? What do you do for fun there? Do you want to move somewhere else?

pretend you know what you are doing. don't panic. It's something very basic, even retards can do it. Let it go naturally. Try to get the lady aroused as fuck (Be gentle, go down on her, etc etc) so she comes, remember that women don't always get orgasms. Let it flow. Good luck.

I can't particularly blame the squat for this, I'm guessing it's just an accumulated injury and that was just the final straw.

For someone your age cialis is truly ridiculous. When I take it on cycle I just sorta have a boner half the day on and off for no reason.

For me too my brethren. I even contemplated suicide just because of that. But this is hurdle from which you will learn a lot. Believe me. I was you at some point. You will get better. What type of injury is it? If it is a herniation have patience please! Do he mckenzie movements. The side glide helped me tremendously. Love you my dude.

>girl is really responsive to me
>iniciates touch (tickles me etc)
>walks really close to me if we are going somewhere
>makes me feel like I should grab her
>loves to spend time with me (we see pretty much everyday at uni and usually twice on weekends)

So I have pretty strong feels for this girl but she has a boyfriend that she sees about once a month. What is the best course of action? I am objectively better than her current bf.

>Friebdsonzed by grill
>going full JUST into a pit of oblivion
>Hot 8/10 came onto me in club last week
>Such low self esteem i couldnt even look her in the face

wtf happend lads

I'm 19 right now and don't know what to do with my life aside from getting aesthetic and a gf. On the one hand I want to have a job where I earn loads of money and on the other hand I want to be able to spend time with family and friends.

>tfw you realized that women don't really want an emotional man but one whose feelings they have to chisel through to
>tfw you only now realize that attention is to women what beauty is to men

Wish I knew this before I got my heart broken but now it all makes sense
>fell for the feminist meme

Thanks for the advice user. Its just so infuriating to finally be happy with how I look and still lack the confidence to approach girls. I know its one of them things where you just kind of have to jump into the deep end but do you have any advice on how to just make yourself do it. I think my mindsets a bit fucked and i'm too hard on myself when things don't go right. Like why the fuck should it matter if I get rejected by some random girl in the club, or even if its someone I know. Like its normal and it happens to everyone. I just can't get this image out of my mind of people just being like "wtf does this guy think hes doing", or "did you here what user did last night. What a faggot". Its so disheartening.

>19

plenty of time u fag

Fuck that. Bitches who cheat always do. Fuck her a bunch of times and let the bf know. Then get rid of her. Or don't if you wanna get cheated on with tyrone a few months/years in the long run. These niggers never learn.

Echoes of a failed relationship that barely got off the ground earlier this year still haunt me. I lift to see them away. Gym was empty tonight bar two faggots with their shirts off mirin each other in the mirrors. They irked me.

I’ve made a hot chocolate on the stove and am watching shit tv, alone. Does it get better Veeky Forums?

>Say that thing you really want to get off your chest, user.

I am so fucking autistic i have no idea how to talk to girls at all even though i thought i did. That being said i'll be spending more time with a girl again next week. We had coffee and talked for about two hours, now we'll be doing something like it again. I dont know what we'll be doing but jesus christ i dont know what i'm doing.

Also i dropped two pounds in a little over a week. Progress going good.

Same here man im 18 btw

Dude. The club is the worst place to get laid. Use social media, construct an image of yourself. If you are in the uni it's even easier. Remember. Girls are fucking dumb. They follow the herd. If one girl likes you it's possible the whole group of friends does. That's the way sluts think. Be wary of the subtle ways in which ladies look at you, etc. You will start noticing patterns. For example, girls get nervous/look away when you look them in the eye. Women are submissive, they get aroused by dominant man. If you are not dominant and manly fake it!

>when you've reached a point where you can do about 5 reps but not 6 at a certain new weight but you can do an infinite amount of sets almost
>feel no pump after
>feel muscles shrinking post workout

I came here for a month through workaway, staying with a family helping them on the farm, cutting wood and other stuff, 4 hours a day and then free time to explore and go on walks. If the weather is good it's great, but in the evenings there's not much to do.

Thanks man, venting here is helping me put things in perspective, since I have no one else to vent to. I'm already feeling better about my situation.
Veeky Forums can be helpful sometimes.

> Go on hike by myself.
> Start walking up the hill
> See older man/woman and young boy
> Say hello to them ( they are the only people else parked in the parking lot.)
> Ask me if I live around here, I say yes. They are from another state.
> They hiked to the top of this hill because there is a memorial to soldiers and the military academy that's in the area.
> The mother said she was dropping off a plaque for her son who was killed in Afghanistan.
All the feels I've posted here don't even come close to the feels that mother must have. I think that was his son too. F to that soldier

Yeah I know, it's still pretty hard to decide because I have no idea what I want to do. I'd like to do something in terms of Astronomy, but the chances of getting a job and earning a good amount of money are pretty low.

This

All the girls on my uni course fancy me and I'm sure most of it is because one of the cool ones does

Btw clubs are god tier for getting laid

Yeah dude. You can use this time to learn how to train properly. How to periodize. Learning mechanincs. Learning how to mobilize. That's what I did. I get better gains now because I know how to train and at what frequency. Check jeff nippard's channel on youtube.Excellent content with a lot of references. And to train your torso/abs learn the standing ab wheel rollout. It revolutionized my core development. But be patient! This is a marathon. A lifestyle that you can carry forever if you are smart and take care! Cheers dude!

>Everytime I cut, I look like I've come out of auschwitz
>Everytime I bulk I look fat as fuck.

I am not going to make it; the skinnyfat pit is one you cannot escape from.

>I want a gf, someone to cuddle with, someone to spend my time with...
>...but at the same time I know that that is impossible, that every relationship eventally ends
>That I should keep dealing with my loneliness and that the only girls that come into my life should just come for pump&dump™ purposes just to protect myself

So I don't even know what I want.

Currently living on automode, doing the things I'm supposed to be doing but without seeing the point of any of them. Studying to get a job so you can work yourself until you are literally too old to keep going?

FOR FUCKS SAKE IS THIS EVERYTHIING THAT LIFE HAS TO OFFER?

Oh snap, I used to constantly browse workaway and dream of doing something like that. Live it up for me please.

Have you tried lifting?

Not for me dude. It's just a matter of opinion. I always tried to do my stuff in private. Like war of attrition and shit.

having breakfast with the ex tomorrow. I was so afraid she would say no.

hope she doesn't cancel. the news of my neck c.t came back yesterday and it's look like I'm going to need my c7 fused. that was a pretty big turd on the day.

Maybe start eating and doing a decent routine?

Fuck that's rough. and why are you spending time with the ex? I would advise you to fuck and dump and move on my man. Exes are exes for a fucking reason.

That better mean High Intensity Training user

>5'11
>no gf
>lifts are shit and stalling
>complete autist
>lost almost all my friends because I used to browse /pol/ and took it way to seriously
>spending my friday night browsing Veeky Forums and watching zyzz videos on youtube
fug brehs I'm starting to think that I might just not make it

Thinking about fucking someone random

I've been dating my girlfriend for almost 2 years and I still have no idea if she's the one or not. She goes through random moods of depression at least once a week and I honestly don't know what I would do if I were to live with her. She never cleans her room, doesn't know how to drive and doesn't know how to cook anything either. She loves so me so much and she would do anything for me and nobody has ever given me so much attention before in my life. I can always talk to her about anything and she means so much to me. What should I do bros?

Ditch her. You deserve better. Are you going to spend your LIFE whit someone like that?I would rather die alone.

we ended about a month ago now because her grad job takes up about 60 hours a week, she runs a small tutoring business which actively involves her, goes to the gym, plays sport and needs a full 8 hours sleep. basically, there wasn't enough time in the day to do all of that and have a relationship. I was a bit of a dick and would invite her over with literally 30 minutes of notice on a week night when she probably has a shitload of stuff to do.

we ended very, very well with a possible reconciliation in the future. frankly, after getting that news about my neck, all I wanted to do was see her.

do both of you a favor and help her on the journey of self improvment

Bro just go for it if you end up having some down time or something. I do seasonal work and off-season I travel like this. Usually it's cheap, basically just flight money and some extra for whatever. Unfortunately it definitely doesn't help with the gains, especially if you go to rural areas and have no gym access and meal wise you just have to deal with it. Luckilyb in my case the people i'm staying with provided a budget and I got to choose my foods.

>he doesn't know that he's an emotional tampon to keep her distracted and amused until she sees her bf

Ah that sounds reasonable. But you have to find out if she has been seeing someone. I know that you might think that "she is not like that" but...You never know. Cheers.

for sure m8. im trying to figure out how to ask without sounding insecure and beta, but I'm going to. it'll kill any hopes of getting back together so ill be shitting myself asking it lmao

did something similar happen to you?

You're not alone brother.

Yeah, many times. I have had 4 long term relationships and many, many hookups. An ex of mine was seeing someone while at the same time literally begging me to get back with her. The chad called me and told me. IT was utterly devastating. Then she got pregnant and became a single mom. All the while actively pursuing me. Years later she got engaged with another chad and got cheated on badly. She is in shambles now. I am OK. I guess what goes around comes around. I pity her though. Her life is shitty and she is dumb as rocks.

>DECEMBER

WHAT THE FUCK LADS

>be me
>be retard
>start a workplace relationship
>not a girlfriend or anything
>We just kissed once then she went really akward
>acts really awkward and nervous around me but still flirty
>starts talking to other guys more than me
>she seems asbosuletly fine when texting which she can do for hours
>i always have to start texts though
>feel like im being led on so i just ghost her
>from texting as i still see her like once a week at work
>she hasnt text me for like 2 weeks now but seems to like my facebook posts and i know for a fact she generally doesnt start text conversations but i still feel like shit
>havent seen her in 2 weeks but i doubt she even cares about me anymore
>seeing her tomorrow
>dont want to go out with her anymore because i feel used but still have feelings for her but dislike her at the same time, idk man.

sorry about the messy format my head is all over the place. i cant figure her out for shit, so fucking hot and cold.

I've also been trying to odd jobs around the store to avoid her but she seems to follow me a bit then avoid me completely afterwards.

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They are real and they exist. They are based off the Fresno Aliens which are an ancient Indian legend

fuck, that is so shit to hear m8. I guess there's some karmatic retribution in it but it's only a consolation prize. there's always someone going through worse shit than me so it's hard to complain. same with the neck. I shouldn't be walking or using my arms right now. I should be in a wheelchair. By some miracle I'm not, and instead complaining about a fusion operation.

guess I need perspective to see what I've got.

Bros.

I just asked a high school acquaintance to be my date to a company Christmas party over Facebook. I did it pretty bluntly, saying in the first message that I wanted a date for my company Christmas party and that it was a very nice restaurant. She said no (She said her family Christmas party was that day, but I don't believe her. Who has the family party more than a week before Christmas?) Did I scare her off with the message, or is she just not interested?

same here brah. Don't get bitter, just work harder at things you like. And don't feed women with reactions when they act up, or better yet: don't feed anything with attention which doesn't help you. Sounds hard and it is but that's the best advice for me

Drive 45 mins for an hour of electrolysis, then 45 back. Stopped at Kohl’s and bought some new jeggings and a cute belt.

Now I’m exhausted but my dad wants to go see justice league and then I’ll have to do my lifting afterward. Probably make it into bed late. Work tomorrow 6am, like every Saturday :(

Still no friends. It IS crazy it’s december. I’m glad at least the trump presidency is almost 1/4 over.

Yeah but after that I've met some wonderful people dude. I have always had ladies and 'im just enjoying the ride. I also had a back injury and was bedridden for a year. Got addicted to opiates. Overdosed, the whole thing. Then I refused surgery and rehabilitated it by myself by sheer will. This is me after my diagnosis. It's not much but i was a true skelly.

>DECEMBER
>2017

delet

listen to this user , even if you are "objectively better" than her bf, it doesn't matter, the heart wants what the heart wants and I doubt that she wants you otherwise you would be together already
on a side note, have you maybe actually talked to her about your feelings towards her? honesty i key in any relationship, romantic or otherwise, she might be willing to leave her bf for you considering the signs she's giving you, but she could just be a naturally flirty person
in any case, don't cuck her bf, bitches rarely change and if she'll cheat on her bf, who's to say she won't cheat on you
If a relationship is founded on cheating, it'll most likely end that way, user

If she was interested she would have done a counter date or asked when you were free next. sorry bro

Squats. Just because i spunked in a girl ten years ago and ago 8 years ago when she was "on the pill" she thinks she can still phone me without texting to warn me first.

this is the mindset that made men stronger in the first place.

I've struggled with this. Some questions to consider:

When you cut, does it take forever because you slip up a lot in little ways, but just enough to prolong the cut for months?

When you bulk, do you gain too much weight too fast by eating what you want to satisfaction? Do your bulks have you gaining 1.5-2lbs a week with 80% of it fat? Do you let them go too long so that when you need to cut, it will take half a year and kill you physically, mentally, and spiritually?

Do you do ab isolation work? You need to.

Have you done a progressive program? What are your lifts at? Are you sub 1/2/3/4 for reps?

My body didn't look good for years until I managed to get the above under control. Needed to cut hard as fuck to get anything aesthetic and my body still isn't worthy of a CBT. Some of us don't have the dietary discipline to overcome a sad starting point. Most of the people posting bodies started skelly or fit and were able to bulk nice and slow with minimal fat gain, leading to a good physique. The massive amounts lurking started fat and wont be aesthetic ever

>couldn't go to gym today because my subscription ended and i still haven't got payed
>Feeling so fucking depressed
>Unable to sleep because i didn't get tired enough
>A lot of thoughts
Is Anyone else is addicted to workout because they have nothing else to do with their lives.
Man i don't specifically want a gf, i just want a purpose to my life.
Yeah i set goals like "be able to bench press 3 digits kilograms" "deadlift 200kg" "run 10km without resting under 1hour" but do i really want these? What would i do with any of them? Lift the feels away?
I am just forcing these goals into me because i don't want to feel empty but instead i just feel shallow.

>today was the annual party at work
>lots of people (many Chads and Stacys) in their 20s getting drunk
>i'm autistic at parties
>last two years i left the party feeling worse off, because i end up saying nothing in conversations
>today i didn't even go
feels bad man

>tfw khv
>tfw no friends

I went back to wow lads

rolling an arcane mage

feels so fucking right

It's my birthday tomorrow, I was meant to go out with friends today but they all bailed on me so I spend the night and tomorrow alone.

>mfw sick
>mfw sick days always turn into unrepentant fapfests

Why is it guys? What is it about being sick that makes you so fucking horny?

Girlfriend blindsidedly dumped me last month after 4 years. Just in time for the holidays, New year's, my birthday, and what would have been our anniversary