Are chicken boys the new soy boys?

The left can't meme for shit because they don't believe. It's just a game to them.

Self reported?

if you lift enough even women become men

I'll just leave this here.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Greger

If you read the article, it's about pregnant women and exposure to a type of chemical called phthalates. Women with higher phthalate exposure give birth to sons with smaller penises, and the food most associated with phthalate pollution is poultry.

So it's not that eating chicken makes your penis smaller, it's if your mom ate chicken while she was pregnant, it may have shaved some centimeters off your dick.

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at this point, everything that isn't puberty makes your dick smaller

Christ, what absolute cherry picking. Read the actual study cunts.
>Metabolites of high-molecular weight phthalate metabolites, particularly DEHP, were associated with consumption of poultry and solid fats.
>Monoethyl phthalate and low-molecular weight phthalates were associated with vegetable consumption, particularly tomatoes and potatoes.
tl;dr Chicken and fat consumption is associated with the highest levels of the most dangerous phthalate in your body ... but going vegan still exposes you to high levels of still quite harmful phthalates.

Fyi, they'll only affect your dick size during early development and DEHP is also present in high levels in baby formula.

It's no joke that phthalates may be extremely harmful on a population level. Average test levels have declined massively over the past few generations, genital abnormalities and testicular cancer rates have gone up, puberty is happening earlier and plenty more.
We don't know that phthalates are causing these changes but they're definitely one of the possibilities. Unfortunately, they're everywhere. Packaging products, cosmetics, food, drink bottles, fucking everywhere.
There is a great need for further research but it's disheartening to see vegans try to co-opt early research to push their ideology.

>only caring about how eating an animal will effect you
>killing and enslaving hundreds of animals a year
mfw

What's the problem with being jewish?

Explains much.

Kek

No problem, it's just an interesting data point.

my mom ate a lot of pickles. my pickle is above average. coincidence? probably not

>What's the problem with being jewish?
is this a trick question ? or are you a jew?

I turned my post into a pickle Morty! I'm pickle diiiiiick!

i wish /pol/ would stay there

Every time.

Author is a vegan and the creator of NutritionFacts.org.

He graduated in 1999 as a general practitioner.

Fellow of the American College of Lifestyle Medicine. Not even a Wikipedia page on it.

this guy fucks

What are you calling cherry-picking exactly? If your objection is that avoiding the worst phthalate-containing foods still potentially leaves you exposed to other foods with lesser phthalate burdens... how is that not still the better option?

Just keep your eyes out for them and you'll possibly start to notice a trend

Keked

Jewish people are hard working, clever, and successful.

True, just sucks for anyone who isn't a Jew how they choose to use that success. OP's article is a good example of why them being successful might not be a good thing for everybody else.

You think they're called spear chuckers because they hunt with spears in africa?
Ain't no african nigger smart enough to invent a spear, those zulu natives just stuck a rock up their dick and charged.

How do you mean?

Browse /pol/ for a week

What does OP's article have to do with the Rothschild family?

I'm talking about noticing trends

How is it relevant in this case? You specifically mentioned OP's article as a good example. Are the Rothschilds behind that article, trying to make everyone's penises bigger as part of some evil plan?

Yes indeed. Jews are wrong about dick size, limp dick is supreme.

>vegan
>eats chicken
Just drink milk you daft cunt, if not then yes, your retardation has doomed you to womanhood

It's one of thousands of shitty click bait articles published daily to a)collect easy clickbux and b)distract people with as much disinformation as possible to stop them from questioning more important things. Most of these articles are written by the same group of lads and most of the publications link back to foundations run by our good friends the Rothschilds and their favourite investor George Soros.

The headline was a bit clickbaity but the article itself isn't incorrect apparently and the website has no ads and receives no money for visits. What's the deal?

IDK it's just weird that they're all Jewish

How much money does the UK royalty hold in sum?

Or, for that matter, members of Saudi royalty?

I have a 6 inch dong and I'm willing to sacrifice half an inch. I love chicken too fucking much, brahs.

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EVERY.SINGLE.TIME
is not a meme. It's literally EVERY.SINGLE.TIME

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Do...do you not have reading comprehension? A couple of them are duplicitous, but that's kind of it.

jesus /pol/ pls go

kek

ohh my god dude

Actually a good point user

I kek'd internally, but actually, the myth originates from Africans "self-reporting" measurements.

I don't know the combined assets of the whole royal family, but the queen has about half a billion personally and no saudi prince is worth more than 30 billion. Both of these numbers are a far cry from 220 billion each

>thinking niggers don't lie constantly
>thinking niggers can learn to use a ruler

And I know that the members of the Rothschild family number far more than 9

Really makes you think

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>[CORRECTION: An earlier version of this article cited an estimate of the combined net worth of the Rothschilds at $350 billion. That estimate came from a source that does not meet Investopedia's standards, and we have consequently retracted it. Similarly, an estimate that the Rothschilds controlled more than $2 trillion worth in assets was also inadequately sourced and retracted.]

investopedia.com/updates/history-rothschild-family/#ixzz5071j36or

you know it!

There's a joke that girl inches are ~ .75"-.8". It goes further that black inches are slightly less, and that bi/gay inches are again slightly less.
Therefore the biggest dicks belong to a bi black guy(ie. all ghetto blacks) chasing a ugly white girl

I got to thank my mom for not eating much chicken when she was pregnant with me.

>dr greger
>radical vegan

kek you meatcucks are delusional

>Medical doctor who specializes in nutrition research
>"anyone can write an article about anything"

MEATKEK

BRAINLETS

shoo shoo gainz goblin

And BBC porn. I heard it is nearly impossible for a black guy with a slightly above average dick to get into the porn industry just because the porn industry wants to perpetuate the myth of BBC.

They are a bunch of Jews.

THANK YOU WALKING BIRD OF GAINS

Oh wow. I'm gonna tell this my future wife. She won't be eating any chicken during pregnancy that's for fucking sure.

Good one.

thank you walking birdo of 5 scoops

You can always trust a Jew to have your best interests in mind goy ;^)

All of their hard work goes towards exterminating and enslaving other races, all of their cleverness is used for manipulating and scamming others, and all of their success is from exploiting other races.

Kike fuck off, the evidence is overwhelming to prove that your ratlike race has exploited others for thousands of years. You are incredibly hostile and cruel toward all gentiles, and do everything in your power to ruin us.

Literally all Jews are deceitful and hostile toward Europeans. Every single one, there has never been one that is not.

>the man is keeping me down, maaaan

No, only a non vegan trap to be used by the rest of Veeky Forums.

>tfw you are stuck with a small pencil dick

If he wasn't vegan himself, sure.. why would he be doing it himself if it was that bad?

Very suspicious and non specific

Jews are obsessed with destroying the European race at any cost. Just look at how they use Jewish porn actresses, dye their hair blonde, give them blue eye contacts and make them pretend they're white just so they can produce propaganda aimed at whites. They destroy even each other as long as it enforces the genocide agenda.

It is an objective fact that Jews are keeping the other races down. A very well proven one.

T̛͚̝̙̫̜̻̜̳̜̼͇̻̗̝̝̪͟h̶̸͎̺͉̹̣̫̩̼̹͖̬à̛̗̖̭̰͇̻̮͈͔͎̱͔̳͇͖͟ͅṉ̯͉̻̱̫̘͍͔͎̥̼̕͘k̛̙̮̺̪̜̗͓̪̞ͅ ̴̡̦̯̳̳̱̗̤̮͈̻̤̼̭̝̩̯̮ý̢̫̪͎̮̹̺̤͝͝ǫ̷̛̬̤͉̟̙̼͙̫͙͉͍̣͞ụ̢̨̱̥͕̣̪̤͠ͅ ̷͚̮̝̗͞w̹͈̣̞͘͞a̸̧̭̳̥͖͎̰̼̣͚ļ̢̹̰̫̞͇͇͚̹̬͘͢k̵̷̡̦̺̩̩̹̬̰i̡̛̭̱͍̤̥͟͞n̴̯̠̫̕͘͜g̡̼̰͇̱͕̫̟͖̤̪̟̝̰̭̞̕͟͠ ̠͔̘͓̼̱̫̦͚̀b̧̘̱̬͙͖̠͈̦̘̙͈̩̗̖̘͓͔̕͘͡i̵̧̛̠͔̘̻̙̙͈̺̜͈̮̳̺̘̰̝͞ͅṛ̸̶͍̝̼͙̭̟̜̮͓̤͕̭̜̀̀d̛͉͖̩̞̣̗͓̺̪̥̰̪͎͚̺͎̹̳̕͝ ̴̷̸̬̮̭̠̰̤͈̙͈͙̫͓̳̳̥̟̖̳̝͢͞ǫ͍̦̙̳́̕ͅf̸̢̗̟̪̪̺̮̦̹̣͢͟͝ ̤̦̩̙͓͓͔̖̯̹̟́͡g̢̨̭̣͖̘̮̻̖͘͡á̴̴̺̬̝͕̥̦̬͕̯̰̯̝̤̳̝̙̪͘i̵͎͎̘̯̙͘n̛̦̳͇̬̝̙͍̥̫͈͍̰̺̝̱s̶̵̢̻̤̞͓͓͓̠̦͚͚̼̮͎̹̯̟̻̪

You're as bad as the people who claim white privilege is why black people are failing

t. jew

>THANK YOU WALKING BIRD OF GAINS
THANK YOU WALKING BIRD OF GAINS

Wrong. Completely different, since Negroes are failing because
1. They are a failed race that is incompetent at everything
2. The Jews are keeping them down, but due to Negroid stupidity and incompetence, they can't tell the difference between Jews and Europeans, and in their confusion falsely accuse whites for things the Jews did to them.

and the Europeans are failing because the Jews are keeping Europeans down.

These are proven facts.

Thats not why its impossible for them to get into the porn industry, its that people dont want to see black people in their porn aside from cuckolds, and women in the industry dont want to fuck someone who is four times as likely to be riddled with STDs

A large amount of the 'BBC' is also fake. A lot of times for shoots they just require the black dudes to be large and ripped and then just give them a fake dick, easier to manufacture a pornstar than actually find someone with a huge dick

Don't bother arguing, most failed people don't want to take responsibility that it might just be their fault that they aren't successful, rather is 'the immigrants taking jobs' or 'the whites keeping me down' or 'the jews' or whatever other boogie man. Everything is always someone else's fault, they have no agency

thank you walking bird of gains

Yeah I imagine there's some social dynamic involved. Do white women want comfort from black men as much as they do white men?

>insane vegan gp who writes controversial articles in which a lot of professionals disagree with.

Just because you can publish something it doesn't mean it is true. There are hundreds of articles from angry scientists people coming to the conclusion that ion channels don't exist because their research won't give them a Nobel prize.

It all makes sense now

>writes controversial articles
He literally just presents the studies he cites in a noob-friendly way. He doesn't do original research

Other medical profressionals disagree that phthalates are worthy of concern?

>THANK YOU WALKING BIRD OF GAINS
THANK YOU WALKING BIRD OF GAINS

see