Veeky Forums humor thread

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It's only 135, you can put down light objects without slamming them.
>*sips water*
>SLAAAAAM
>QUENCHED

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Not sure if humour or not

I fuckin love these

skullcrushers!

>good mornings
>IDS BREGFASSTTTT!!!!!XDDDDDD

there was also this asian guy in my gym who just dropped his 80kg deadlift from the top. that's some BS.

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OLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Not /fit, but still

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>written by chad

>the guy that installed the cage next to a wall lmoa

English be bad so funny very

moar Sir comics

disgusting

ikr, also checked

Does anyone have the image?

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No, the actual pic of the broken ceiling and the rack not the comic.

Ok Veeky Forums which one of you autists was it? It was either you turbo fags or the aspies at /r9k/.

>be GM at a Mcdicks
>almost done with my shift
>working front counter because I'm short handed
>see hamplanet and holocaust victim come in
>"What can I get for you guys tonight"
>hamplanet and mr. bones discussing what they should get
>hamplanet says she's on a diet but spooky spooky skeleton is talking about trying to bulk for gains
>they order bigmacs extra mac sauce and large fries and she orders a diet coke
>greatdiet.wav
>what I can only assume is her malnourished boyfriend mentions he's been doing mma as a side exercise for endurance and cardio
>orly
>ask him for tips or suggestions for my own workouts
>tells me about a krav maga instructor he goes to and how he does BJJ and kickboxing on the side
>ohshitchucknorrisishere.png
>dude literally does a highkick and throws a few jabs and karate chops
>goes with a spot on imitation of Van Damme in blood sport when my dude is blinded by that turbofag Chong Li
>the yell, everything
>mfw I'm trying to contain my laughter
>everyone is staring
>he bows to me
>literally fucking bows
>tells me that, that is the power and discipline I can learn through martial arts
>I'm literally fucking speechless right now
>finally come to my senses and give them their drinks
>I go into the back and try and process what I just saw

Look I get it, if they're happy and then let them be happy and while I deal with stupid shit on the daily (for example just found out that this one chick thought pepperoni grew on trees and couldn't wrap her head around the fact that bud light was an actual thing). But holy shit, my sides when that dude came through.

I think he's managed to harness Weaponized Autism too.
Which is pretty fuckin' scary, tee bee H

Are these actually girls?
Its so funny

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Anyone have the comic where the guy is doing leg curls and another guy comes up behind him and rapes him?

How do we remove these soyim from society?

Powerlifting is humor enough

No I know what you're talking about though

>tfw that will never be you

It was man, it really was. Whenever I fell like spaghetti is spilling I'll look back on this moment and tell myself it'll be ok.

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Heck I missquoted you last time. I'm referring to the photo of the actual rack and the broken ceiling.

Of course Tom Ford would agree.

This one always gets me.

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God I fucking hate everyone on stack exchange. What a shitty website.

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When will they LEARN?

Are those proto-hoverboards?

This genuinely made me happy
thanks

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Lol

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Shit, I forgot new years in coming up. I'm a poorfag that goes to planet fitness so I'm not looking forward to it being packed full of quitters.

Maybe your New Years Resolution should be to set up a proper Home Gym so you never need to deal with that again. Come on, user. Join the master race.

>Went to a party tonight
>Made a bomb ass French silk pie
>met a bunch of girls
>all of them in relationships

I'm never gonna be in a relationship Veeky Forums. What's the point of continuing my life?

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Thanks

keep looking they are out there

I rent an apartment, also weights aint cheap nigga.

First thing's first then: Stop being poor.

>No one posting this glorious meme

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NEW SIR IS ONLY 20 DAYS AWAY BREHS

shit you posted it before me fuck you

>Passive Flexibility
Wew lad

Part of it is the fact that it's actually a light weight
Part of it is the last comment.

>tfw this is literally my New Years Eve plan
>just like last year and the year before

>PitFugitiveFound.webm

>wants his ex to think he's fucking women
>writes "his ass"
hmmm

Read it a little closer. The last picture wasn't for his wife.

not to mention
>the voice of reason (me)

It's a joke. The person was trolling by acting like he though 135 lbs was a heavy deadlift and that the 6th amendment applies to gym goers. What makes it even more funny is that Veeky Forums thinks the guy was serious

What the fuck happened to vice? When did vice become this charade?