Soylent costs too much. How do I become a soyboy with other products, Veeky Forums?

Soylent costs too much. How do I become a soyboy with other products, Veeky Forums?

Chop your balls off.

You already are a soyboy

But I haven't eaten any soy, I'm not a true soyboy yet! Indoctrinate me into the cult!

Start by drinking your own cum every night and masturbate exclusively anally.

visit buzzfeed
suck off niggers in an alley
watch anime

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *pouts* that sounds like a lot of work.

I am pure, I only want other cute boys to suck off. Some of buzzfeeds stuff isn't that bad desu.

the soy thing is just a meme. the levels of phytoestrogen are so minor as to be far lower than any man's natural estrogen level.

Do it or you won't receive daddy's cock as a reward.

Get a bunch of tofu and soy sauce and just eat loads of that.