Essential Veeky Forums movies thread

oh yeah and 300, even though it's all airbrush.

the film is both ultra-high test, and highlights the classic Greek autism in their simplistic and one-dimensional, yet undeniably badass attack strategy. true Veeky Forums

Definitely Conan

RAW-KEEEEYYYY

ey yo user i was wondrin if yous wouldn't mind marryn me too much

came here to say this. watched last night, good shit

is this achievable natty

Yes, easily.
But it will take you about 2-5 years.

Conan

Conan

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How has nobody said it.... PAIN AND GAIN

Predator

Pic related
How can this not be mentioned before?
Be a good soldier and citizen, fight for your race... Come on, it should be the official /fit movie

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Watched this the other day.

Didn't understand it at all thought he was just really autistic. But then the ending just confused me and I assume he really was just autistic

I loved that movie. Sums up my experience of leaving highschool and starting/finishing college.

>thought he was just really autistic
The whole moral of the story is that you can be extremely autistic and get away with it if you're extremely attractive.

That’s a /k/ movie not Veeky Forums, wtf are you smoking?

How has no one talked about generation iron?

No, seriously, this adds up to the /fit values, especially if you factor in the book
Generally 40s, 50s values
Fighting for your race
Becoming a respected soldier and citizen
Actually having to earn your rights and respect from society, nothing is given for free
Physical and mental health and fitness is highly valued, a stupid citizen is a waste of resources
(The book highly emphasizes the struggles Rico has with math and even has him doing special one-on-one classes and working on his homework even on the way to battle)
Duty!
And eventually, when you have worked hard enough and earned your respect, you settle down with a smart and fit girl of a respected family and have children

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lalaland, xmas after nightmare night
and feddy guger

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Destroyer is dog shit

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conan?

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I watched it a few days ago. I felt like there was some WOW plot-twist at the end but I just didn't fucking get it.

Like it was supposed to be some "I see dead people" or "The other guy was imaginary" kind of thing but I'm just too dumb I guess.

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let's be honest here... Taxi Driver

Gayniggers from Outer Space

This - Basicly Veeky Forums the movie.

Alright buddy stop ODing on red pills, you’re sounding like a faggot

>flabby skinny fat guy
>Veeky Forums movie

I mean, I love Under Siege, one of my favorite action movies, but putting Seagal anywhere above "Skinny fat guy who can't act and has luck having a good director and side cast" is retarded.

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THIS, one the greatest comedies of all time, created a whole new genre and is still the best movie in that genre after all this time

I love that movie, but you're such a brainlet that you completely missed its point

I don't know for you guys, but this movie remind me a lot of the Veeky Forums mental status

Same can be said for

The point of American psycho is to criticize the American lifestyle at the time, with all the brand name products and acting high and mighty, obsessing over small thing like fucking business cards. It’s a satire
I haven’t read starship Trooper but I know it’s not the traditionalist bullshit you’re selling

the movie satirizes and spins the book as negative

the book is traditionalist and advocates militarism

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So the movie that you’re adovcating is making fun of the obsurdity of militarism. That what you’re saying. You’re arguing against your own values then
> let’s be real it was just mindless action in some scenes

this

You know the rules.

not the person who originally posted the movie, but yeah if you consider the satire effective then he would be arguing against his own values

vidzi.tv/z3lxnt2byl3y.html
noticed that this is quite hard to find online, so here's a link in potatomode (360p).

Conan

Conan

Legalporno

Karate kid

none of that describes Veeky Forums

The twist is that none of the stuff in the movie happen. And the main character is just a looser imagining stuff

Describes, no
/fit values and desires, yes
Can the autistic dyels of /fit accomplish this?
>Need to find a dying of laughter-gif

I agree with you 100%, except
>Generally 40s, 50s values
I hope you're not fucking implying with this that boomers are representing these values

yeah, let's be an interchangeable piece of cannon fodder for an intergalactic fascist regime.

the guy is alpha as fuck, and Erika Eleniak shows tits. It's good enough for me.

Internet addicted autistic virgin manchild nerd lifts weights (badly) and thinks it will help him reach life goals - the movie.

Jason Genova is the physical embodiment of Veeky Forums.

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this

>the main character is just a looser imagining stuff
so it is a very Veeky Forums related movie after all

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How the fuck did nobody bring up The Guest yet?

HIGH TEST MOVIE

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wait why 2001 a space odyssey?
also everyone understood of mice and men

All of those are good.
But I didn't found Dennis in the list

youtube.com/watch?v=V1zFeHJzS5E

because it sucks

Conan

>No, seriously, this adds up to the /fit values, especially if you factor in the book
>Generally 40s, 50s values
No, those were Heinlein's ideal values
>Fighting for your race
Fighting for the fascist regime*, because they needed a constant enemy to sustain themselves as a government
>Becoming a respected soldier and citizen
They literally made it the only way to become a citizen
>Actually having to earn your rights and respect from society, nothing is given for free
Food, clothing, healthcare, nothing is given for free, people still work for them, political rights are "earned" but that is a way to prevent dissent among the population through indoctrination by the military, if the only way to become a citizen comes from being in the military how dafuq do you expect them not to think there's another way?
>Physical and mental health and fitness is highly valued, a stupid citizen is a waste of resources
That is unacceptable in a modern standard, condemning people over physical traits is retarded, no actual development could be attained, progress does not come from specific traits on people, and you need stupid people to do menial work. At least until AIs take over
>Duty!
State welfare!
>And eventually, when you have worked hard enough and earned your respect, you settle down with a smart and fit girl of a respected family and have children

>Implying you can't get that without a fascist regime

All Milius. All Boorman. You bet your candy ass all Huston.

>All Milius

this

youtube.com/watch?v=oLuPXfsCkWg

go back to /tv/

fuck, that's a good ass list

great movie

Peaceful Warrior is also great

this

1st of all most women wouldn't find it interesting at all and couldn't make past 30min, second, woman sucks ass at logic, technology, etc. thats why I think

This movie did not age well. Used to think it was hilarious years ago. Rewatched it a few weeks ago and 3 out of every 4 jokes just seemed more silly than funny. That one joke of every 4 that hits though is gold.

/anons/ would Fight Club be considered a Veeky Forums movie?

Arguments for
>promotes a rejection of modern day consumerism in favor of self simplicity, life urgency, and self-actualization
>high test dudes beating the shit out of each other
>quick, fast, relentless editing and storytelling

Arguments against
>actually has lines shitting on the notion of self-improvement
>dudes are so beta they need to beat the shit out of each other to feel like men
>adhd editing to keep your attention

The book is so much better, the movie is a satire of the book

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forgot that it also talks about how credit card companies are turning people into debt slave by promoting a culture where people buy shit they don't need, to impess people they don't like

>Chads
>Cucks
>QTs
>Disciprine
>Testo

Veerhoven was such a brainlet he didn't even finish the book. Worst attempt at satire

Is Repo Man (1984) a Veeky Forums movie?
How about Toxic Avenger

>Toxic Avenger

Definitely