Why don't you have a beard Veeky Forums?

Shaving into a goatee is faster than trimming it every 4-5 days since letting it get too long interfers with my eating

>t. mad soyboy who can't grow facial hair

I don't want to wear nature's paper bag

Rate my 3 month progress on Minoxidil

Before:

After

anglo/japanese hapa

Literally 90% of soy boys and numales have beards to hide their weak chins/double chins

It will get slightly better as the months go on. Make sure you use it for at least 6 months and slowly wean yourself off so your beard doesn't fall off

>I don't want to wear nature's paper bag
Translation: I can't grow a proper beard

Eat your Onions, boy, and one day you'll be able have more than scrag pubes on your lip.

Can't have one due to work.
Firefighter with strong jaw.
It's all good.

same, USFS and USDA don't allow beards since they interfere with respirators
>tfw will never get crushed by P. menziesii to escape the sable void
DIG
THAT
LINE
BOI

>had a nice, groomed, formed beard
>trimming it a bit
>hand has a fucking spazm or something and i completely fuck one section
>have to take the whole god damn thing right down

holy fuck this happened like literally 25 minutes ago, i'm heartbroken and look like i have no chin. pic related.

post pic

can't really grow a non patchy one except for the goattee area. good thing I have a jaw and chin

the pic i posted with my post is me after i fucked up

Ranked from most superior to most inferior:
> clean shaven with strong chin/jawline
> beard with strong chin/jawline
> beard with weak chin/jawline
> clean shaven with weak chin/jawline

I've never once seen a dude that looks manly with a beard. not once. It's always been pathetic little flabby manlets, or fat guys with manbuns trying to be jon snow.

That being said, stubble is universally cool.

>ugly probably 3/10 tops
>still get responses on dating apps
>never respond

I sport a well groomed mustache instead

accentuates the jaw line and shows T lvl

have to keep mine short for professional reasons tho

> do no shave November thing
> usually shave down to stubble
> end up with this garbage after a month, itchy as fuck
> didn't help me look any less ugly
> people tell me it makes me look even more Jewish than I already look

That's why

Work in business, so I can’t look like a piece of shit off the street i and never mastered the art of trimming/shaping

electric trimmer (find your prefered length), scissors for the upper lip, shave line wear your jaw meets your neck

easy af if you don't go too long

i have stubble all the time. I use clippers every 4-7 days. i don't want a beard but can't actually shave with a razor because I get razor bumps so bad my neck looks like a plucked chicken, even though I'm white as fuck

Lmao, I was even gonna say that you look kikey before reading the bost . Go back to your desert shithole you fuck.

>coping this hard
Are nu-males really this insecure?

yeah i have jewish features especially my jew fro hair and darker skin because father is jewish

dont care though, i hate israel and dont celebrate any religious bullshit

Why is 90% of the threads on Veeky Forums unrelated to fitness?
The only fitness thread is the fucking sticky.
Is /b/ raiding us?

I do. But I am sad I'll never have Kurt Russells beard. Good god the thing made me envious

I can’t grow one.

No its /pol/ and /8ch pol/

Basically, they have been phreaking us for the past 6 years trying to shape all of Veeky Forums to their wills. Believe it or not, the interracial threads aren't to make you accepting, but to make you hate niggers for spamming that shit (purely from /gif/ perspective, /b/ isn't my department)

I have confidence.

Sticky is embarassingly outdated and has shitloads of broken links.

Because in not a male. But I do find beards extremely sexy. My husband had one for a long time and I hated when he shaved it off.

Most women find them super attractive btw

found the soyboy

im sorry you were born female

I have a strong jaw and I've been working on posture a lot, so I'd rather look like a statue ubermensch than a bearded goat-like drunk.

>your only claim to masculinity is a beard

Where did you get yours?

Boots, 5% solution one

Dunno, done it a few times, but I prefer to have a perpetual 5 o'clock shadow.

You realize that this is actors in pic?

What's wrong with having weak chin and trying to hide it? This is genetics, you can't control it.

>being at anonymous forum for beta animé lovers and talking about masculinity
lmao at you

t. Schlomo Shecklestein

I do.
I've got a big ol pointy beard

I have had a beard for about a year now

USAF. it's the regs, gotta be able to use gas masks.

I do. Greatest thing I ever did.

I'm a prison guard. We can't have one due to gas masks and we have to cover our tattoos.

>Have a great jawline but horrible beard growth, patchy, hairs go in random directions, generally looks pretty crap
>Like 5-6 girls have told me that I look much better with the beard and that not growing it makes me look like a kid
Wtf, what do Veeky Forums?

ha, fucking cock

post it

I can't grow one except around the mouth, where it grows normally
it fucking SUCKS