>chest day
>too scared of running into skinwalkers to go to the gym
Chest day
Xavier Gonzalez
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Joseph Murphy
>leg day
>Skinwalkers are too scared to stop me from going to the gym
David Jackson
I wouldn't worry about missing a gym day user. Hey, when are you going camping next?
Landon Walker
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Kayden Morris
DELTE THIS
Aiden Cruz
>not keeping a Mossberg 500 with alternating 3 1/2” slug and 00 buck near you at all times
Why live?
Jack Morris
>24 November 2005
>We've lost Maynard and Coheed. We heard their screams a mere five minutes after sending them out into the cold to try and retrieve the lost whey stores.
>The men are losing their gains quickly. Without access to viable protein, they are refusing to rerack weights or let others work in. Chapel and I found a tiny pair of shoes specked with blood, hidden under the dumbbells. I can only suspect that the larger members of our team have taken to predation, targeting the manlets first, but they can only work their way up the chain.
>Perhaps the golem is only waiting for us "cookie cutters" to turn on each other, waiting until we are divided and weak, ready for assimilation.
>It is useless to speculate. We are doomed, and I am cold and tired. I only wish to embrace Maria once again, to smell her perfume and feel the warmth of her bosom, but I know it shall not come to pass.
>Tomorrow, I shall bench my 1RM with a suicide grip. May the men choke on my entrails.
Jaxon White
1. How are bullets supposed to stop a skin walker?
2. How am I going to be walking around carrying a shotgun in public, are you a retard?
Cooper Brooks
I'm white but I never understood the appeal of camping. It's expensive, uncomfortable, and is an invitation for all kinds of JUST and evil shit going on in the woods, I'm not into that voodoo witch craft thanks.
Sebastian Jenkins
You're fine going to the gym. Just don't go camping. Fucking skinwalkers and dogmen out there in rural America. It's the native American's revenge on the white man.