/Mirin' thread/

>at anime convention wearing shirtless cosplay
>got several direct "hot body", "hey sexy", etc. comments
>lots of photos
>countless obvious mires, even more that my brother said he saw

Felt pretty good as an austist. Cosplaying is quite fun friends. Ridiculous amount of girls in the scene (girls love dressing up/arts crafts). Great hobby with unlimited amount of artistic potential (prop making, sewing, photography, etc.). Most people are actually pretty body conscious and not fat despite the stereotype. Goes hand in hand with fitness and showing off gains.

>full skellington to normie fit

How?

Eating and lifting? Some supplements too I guess.

Every time I go to the grocery store with a t-shirt I get mires
>walk in
>make eye contact for a second
>women of all ages look towards me smiling
>produce worker actually said hi to me just because I stared in her direction for a second
>constant hair adjustments
>little do they know I have autism
>fucking roasties

My mom tells me i look pregnant.

nah that probably wasnt it desu not yet

>girl I don't find cute at all compliments my appearance, says it shows I've been going to the gym a lot
>thank her politely and switch conversation

why can't an 8/10 say that for once?

It's amazing how the "fat" person mentality never really goes away. I've dropped from 270 down to 215, and while I have a long way to go, I'm fairly tall and have built a decent amount of muscle.

Lately, I've been getting random compliments from women on my public transportation route
>women smiling at me
>woman literally waving high to me
>woman complimenting my hair
>woman turned around and said I looked good in a suit while I was walking to work (I wear a suit every day for work)
>Party on Friday, friend tells me her hot friend thinks I'm cute, I end up hooking up with her

Almost every single time I got the above compliments, I think I'm being made fun of or I make excuses on why someone would say that. The craziest shit was when this really attractive girl approached me while I was reading my book, and then 2 days later I was making out with her in my car. Unfortunately, she's fucking psycho and despite all the hints of I want to have sex with you, I doubted them all and blew it. She won't talk to me now.

Being that fat before really fucks up your self esteem.

Stay in your lane bro

Unironically GOMAD for a couple months if you’re a genuine skellington.

>Hit gym hard after 4 years of being lazy piece of shit
>6 months of diet, lifting and good supplementation
>finally got enough courage to put on my old
L-size underarmour t shirt
>tfw when it looks better now I have like 15 lbs more muscle was wearing it before as a skinny otter mode

>qt receptionist wants to hang out after work and she is pushing it, since she will be leaving this job after christmas
She is qt, but not my type.
>MILF PT told me that she was looking at my progress during that half year and she is impressed

Nice ego boost, but she is a creep, so yea, I am not tapping crazy.

>9/10 qt cardio-bunny told me that "I've lost weight and look kinda hot :3"

Well fuck you thot, you can shove it up ur ass, since you did not bothered even reply to casual "hi" 2 months ago.

It was a good weekend.

Attractiveness is subjective, friend. My 10/10 is probably a 7 for you and a 5 for someone else. It all comes down to what you find attractive, and being good looking is certainly not a one or zero.

What I want is for a girl I find cute to be mirin'. Is that too much to ask?

Post body pic
The double dubbs have deemed it so

>stopped liftin roughly 1.5 year ago
>started doing sports instead
>ffw this summer
>realize that I bought into the "sport is healthy" meme and my condition has been stalling if not getting worse over time
>ditch very time-consuming sporting activity, pick up lifting again
>realize just how much I fucking missed it, it's unreal
>been lifting hard since summer
>fixed diet (wasn't too bad to begin with), started hitting macros properly and with care
>hit gym frequently and very hard
>couple of weeks ago, talking with gf, just came home from gym so got a good pump going
>take off shirt as I want to take a shower
>still talking w/ her, she suddently "notices" me
>"Oh, wow, wait a second user, you've been getting bigger!"
>"f-for you"
>mires me for a good minute, asks me to flex, praises me for hitting the gym, etc
>she rarely compliments me so it's a huge deal when she does, and you know she means it
>caught her mirin and stroking my muscles a couple times as I was on top of her during the past month

feels good, lads. Never should've stopped lifting, I honestly don't even know what I was thinking.

>What I want is for a girl I find cute to be mirin'. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah, because women are the gatekeepers, so they define who even has a chance of approaching them. I.e. you're not the one who chooses, she is.

Is this life achievable natty?

What kind of a stupid question is this even?

ITT: facelets & manlets

It was a rhetorical question cunt

I would fucking love to go to one of these especially since I'm autistic about anime, but fuck I don't have anyone to go with

Go on your own if you have artists/panels there you wanna see.

>Well fuck you thot, you can shove it up ur ass, since you did not bothered even reply to casual "hi" 2 months ago.
good for you user
fuck everyone who wasnt there during your struggle

That's a pretty gay gif user

Moved to a new city, started lifting and met some cool people plus this one great international chick. We're all gonna make it brahs

i think kids like muscles because they feel safe around strong dudes. they stay looking for a step dad/mom because in the wild their parents often die from hunting or tribal wars.

Well, did you fuck her? Please tell me you're not a lowtest beta and did

she definitely wanted your penis in her tight hole user. Are you gay?

>all these gym noobs thinking that they're huge
>they haven't realized that they are forever small
Cherish this time

>Have a job interview
>Chatting with current employees and seeing how I would integrate in the team
>All girls, one is a qt blonde who keeps staring when im chatting to the other girls
>Every time I turn to her she looks away quickly then back at me

Got good feedback from the group assessment and from the interview but didn't demonstrate one thing so I didn't get the job.... How the fuck was I supposed to link the outside economy to questions like "Use an adjective to describe yourself"

The only thing I've gotten mired for recently was my arms (by guys only), which are only impressive looking because they are short
T. Ugly manlet
This is probably my best fitting dress shirt atm, so it's not surprising that my only mires come from wearing it. I'm too big for my other dress shirts

> be me
> oldfag
> start lifting 8 months ago after gf dumped me
> lost 40lbs and 2/3 of my body fat
> took time to work on internal gains
> out of the game for a while
> go to work Christmas party. Dressed up.
> holy shit. Clothes show off gains.
> Bitches check in me out shamelessly
> 19 year old thot latches on to me
> i_could_be_your_dad.exe
> "don't care, you're hot user"
> made it. I'm back finally.

I love anime and cosplay and shit, even have a New Vegas and 40k costume but I’ve graduated college and have a single friend who does this shit. How the fuck do I find a group of people to do this with as an adult?

Holy shit how small are you? You're phone almost mogs you haha

It's a big phone senpai, but I'm 5'7

What phone? I have a s8 (which is a pretty big phone) and I'm the same height as you yet my phone doesn't look that big

jesus bro, get a better fitting shirt!

Is she cute, user?

>greeted by the birth of a man a few years ago
What did she mean by this?

Relax man, don't be worrying about stupid details like these

I can't without tailoring. All dress shirts that fit my back and shoulders are too loose and long on the forearms/abdomen

yeah it probably does. behind your back everyone laughs you, little guy with big phone.

are you for real?

try eating more onions user

>at the mall on my lunch break eating a burger
>start hearing giggling and whispering near me
>look up and see a group of 13-14 year old girls staring at me and smiling
>some of them trying to take pictures without me noticing
>never experienced anything like it, felt like a celebrity
>two of them come closer to me and shyly say hi
>i say hi and ask them what's up
>they're so nervous all they can do is look at me then look back at each other blushing
>i tell them my break i almost over and i have to go
>they still don't say anything, literally look starstruck
>kinda just wave and walk away
>out of the corner of my eye still see a bunch of the other girls taking pictures of me

is this what it's like to make it?

i feel like i am become chad, destroyer of pussy

I hope to know this feel one day

They probably mistook you for a celebrity. Literally nobody does this shit

were all gonna make it brah

that's what i thought at first too but they never asked me if i was so-and-so and as far is i can tell the only celebrity i might look like is lil peep but i have no face tattoos

>lil peep
Ewwwwww

Anyways then they were probably genuine mires. Great job. Has this ever happens before?

lil peep was skinny though

no the only real mire ive gotten before this one is from my mom
i meant i look like him face-wise so basically a muscular version of him

>watch a handball game with some friends (handball, google it Murifats)
>before the game starts the camera man just films people in the stadium
>people see themselves wave to the camera and the camera man moves on, you know the drill
>camera films me, I don't realise it because I'm on my phone
>hear the girls a few rows in front of us cheering, some whistles
>I look up and see myself on the screen
>camera man zooms out and the girls realise I'm sitting behind them
>not sure who blushed more, me or the girls
>we exchanged some smiles during the game but I pussied out

MFW my mother never mires me

>qt as fuck 10 out of 10 girl comes up and says hi
>say hi back and try to casually lean against a door I'm standing next
>looks like a maintenance closet door or something so I think it's gonna be fine
>get about 2 words into my next sentence before this HUGE dude comes barreling through it at top speed
>he's built like a sumo wrestler, must have been at least 400 pounds and had legs like tree trunks
>get flung forward and faceplant on the concrete, breaking my nose
>big dude apologizes to me, girl starts yelling at him
>leave quickly out of embarrassment
>nose heals crooked
>a few weeks later at the same station I see the big fat dude with the qt and they look like a couple

why can't anything in my life ever go well?

>he didn’t kill him right then and there
>he didn’t rape her on his large, mattress like body
Never gonna make it

LMAO theres no way man

I've posted both of these before but mires are hard to come by.

>In a gym hit shitty 2 pl8 DL
>Regular whose name I don't know but think of like a Scooby Doo villian: Old Man Let comes over
>Says my DL is really getting up there
>Not sure if he's serious or bully since fit says it's shit, but guy was serious

>Going to shitty bar with friends since grills wanna dance
>At the door sits a fat redguard bouncer on a stool
>Takes my ID (pic taken at my fattest like 25 lbs ago)
>Looks at it back at me, back to ID, back to me
>Pause
>"Ayy dawg you lost sum weight"
>Y-you too

Did my squats today
>joocy ass ass pump
>notice in corner off my eye as cutie checks me out mid squat
>her head was tilted towards my waist, she was def checking out my ass
>second chick does the same during my final set

Do your skwats and oats brosephs.

>leave quickly out of embarrassment
Whyyyyyyy?! You could be cuddling to that qt as we speak if you hadn't done that.. Why must you idiots be so autistic

He was a boy, now he is a man
Also, chekkking those satanic trips

dumb fucks, not fuckin a 9/10 qt cardio bunnys

Shut up you degenerate. Moral gains are much bigger achievements than fitness gains

That's true though. We've got to transcend and become one with Christ.

How old are you lad? Any interactions with your ex since you got fit?

36 user.
No interaction with the ex.
She broke my heart needlessly.
We live in a smallish city, and we're bound to run into each other.
> mfw I lift to see her jaw drop.
I want to make her suffer.

Let go of that revenge, man, it's not healthy.

I disagree user.
My eyes were opened to what women are after the breakup.
The only thing they care about is showing off to other bitches on Instagram.
Their lives are a competition to see who can extract the most resources and live the comfiest life.
Women are trash.
This attitude has fueled my fire and led me to being in the best shape of my life.
I guess in the end, I lift for me.
But making her regret her decision would feel great.

Don't listen to
Confucious said it was fine to persue revenge as long as you make sure to dig 2 graves

thanks for the inspo guys, I'm gonna fucking murder my chest day

compare phone to size of human
no one here knows what it‘s like to be a 6‘5 ubermensch :DD
git gud faggots

>be USAF
>be shop Physical Training Leader for shop
>teaching these nerds how to deadlift properly
>throw on 225 as example of proper form
>MSgt Superintendent "whoa hang on that's a lot of weight you need to be careful"
>Tsgt Hottie supervisor that I want to bang "I've seen him do like 400lb"
>flex a quadra 'cep
>They all stick to lmao1pl8
>i add 2 more pl8 to show off
>"wowu sra snuffy you're really strong"
>get chosen to move all the heavy ass shit in our shop from now on because I'm the strong guy in the squadron
>get called "the shop muscle"
>I didn't ask for this but it be like it do

God bless you my man

Also

>be today
>cold as fug
>hoodie mode activated
>tank under hoodie
>shoulder and arms
>qt3.14 working the desk
>looks at me longer than necessary as I walk by, normal
>mid workout, worked enough of pump and take hoodie off
>qt walks into the area to check equipment
>see her looking at me in mirror biting her lip
>red dot
>make eye contact
>red dot
>she starts walking towards me
>RED DOT
>blast music in headphones and stare at my phone while she is standing closer looking in my direction
>she finally walks away
>green dot, phew
>finish workout and go to leave
>qt is standing next to exit
>red dot
>"Hey:) I think you're really attractive, I know you have to get to work so here's my number, text me and we can hang out
>red dot
>"Haha yeah ok thanks"
>start going to the other gym on base

>green dot

>at uni
>3 month into lifting
>a girl i never saw before ask if i lift
>i said yes
>she goes away
>feels good man

>at medic hall
>thot looks around and sits next to me
>dont bother and keep reading my book
>she gives me quick looks
>see her do it by side of my eye
>ignore her
>she fake coughs and looks at me
>ignore her again
>keeps on trying to get my attention many ways
>keep ignoring her
>get called in for my blood check up
Autism af

>Their lives are a competition to see who can extract the most resources and live the comfiest life.
So what, am I supposed to not get a wife and kids now because of this?

user you should strive for whatever you desire.
But be aware that to a woman, you are a provider and little else.
If you put her on a pedestal, you'll end up broken or cucked like a chump.

The fact that we suffer and overcome hardships in life is what makes us men.

Perhaps we can't become our best selves until our hearts are put through the grinder.

I hope I never have to face the same fury of the BLOAT as you did

>be me
>a bit of a shy and awkward person if I dont know the people around me very well
>really funny and likeable guy when I am around my friends and/or slightly drunk
>at company christmas party
>been drinking a bit of alcohol but not too much yet
>talking up some girls that are mirin
>literal Chad personality at this point
>continue talking... and drinking
>they are still kinda into me but I get more drunk as time goes on
>we go to a club after the official part is over
>continue drinking for god knows what reason
>feel like I am gonna die but coworker buys me another drink so I cant say no
>fast forward
>sitting in the middle of the city around 4AM puking and feel like I am freezing to death

well thats my life, has been like it all the time. If I dont drink I am too shy to flirt or make a move and if I drink enough to be myself and have a Chad personality I can never stop and end up so drunk there is no chance in hell anybody would come home with me unless they think I might die on the way.

I swear if I was at my perfect alcohol level all the time I would be slaying qts. sadly alcohol is both a blessing and a curse for me.

Word. You're essentially describing the realizations I had to go through my past couple years.

I'm okay with this btw, as long as I get my end of the deal. My issue is that I honestly don't know what's there for a man nowadays to enforce his will. He can't beat his wife, he can't force her to do shit, he can't even withhold financial support because divorce court will giver HER the kids and HER the house/car/etc, and you'll have to pay alimony. I don't know, man. I know I sound like some autist and people will say that "well you need to inspire loyalty/etc in her" and shit like that but fuck. It's like saying that your salary doesn't impact how well you do your work. It's obviously bullshit.

Posts a picture of the fucking pope. When will cuckolics ever learn?

>going to physics tutor
>smashing problems like they are PRs
>qt smol asian comes in
>catches my eye and gives me the biggest smile I've ever seen
>smile back and finish homework and crush the test
It wasn't much bros, but I've been taking many Ls lately and I really needed that
Still a long way from making out but I'll get there

>body dysmorphia & anorexic true skelly mode before lifting
>tfw never was even happy with body while getting noob gains and never will be

I just get autistic when I see girls looking at me and end up removing myself from the area because I don't know what to do.

>Burning out delts with some lat raises
>Go into de facto women's room because it's the only one with 2.5lb increment dumbbells
>Get stupid pump going, look good
>Some cute girl tries to walk by me to get some lighter dumbbells as I go to put mine back
>Block each others' paths
>Accidentally shoulder-check her
>She touches my shoulder then blushes/looks down and says sorry
>Just say "mmh" or something autistic because I have techno blasting
>Keep catching her glancing at me
>Go back to main weight room because the other girls probably see me continuously glancing back at her and think I'm a rapist

Yesterday a qt in one lecture kept stealing glances at me (had been all semester), I serial-killer stared at her until I caught her, then did an eyebrow raise and she looked down and grinned
Now the semester's over so I'll never see her again as long as I live

Unless you are on boatloads of gear then at least 60lbs of that is pure bloat. Honestly man I went through the same kinda thing, you are a lot more fat than you think. I also have favorable fat storage so it was very easy for me to convince myself that I was still pretty lean.

are you me?
except i still look away when they try to make eye contact

>can't beat his wife, he can't force her to do shit, he can't even withhold financial support
If you have to use violence of coercion to get others to comply with your will, that will isn't one that anyone respects enough to want to follow. Either that or you're dating social-posturing normie sluts, which is on you as well since you should know better than to get into anything with a woman who's like that.

I agree user. The tables are stacked in a female's favor in (((current year))).

Can't do shit about that tho. Just live your life like you're doing. You sound like you got it figured out.

Also, in response to your point about males not having levers to assert themselves, I predict the rise in popularity and resurgence of fraternities and men's clubs. Places unsullied by the vaginal Jew. The one lever you will always have is indifference. Women fall apart if they want your attention and can't get it.

Move to a state where marriage doesn't automatically hand the wife everything, if there4 is one, or just have a 'ceremony' but don't be 'legally' married. The latter is my choice unless I import a wife. I really only care whether God considers me married, not the law, and here in the UK there isn't really much need to tie the knot legally.

Second one is a classic