>home for the weekend from college >getting ready to go out to see a boxing match love >put on a fitting thermal long sleeve shirt >mom sees >user, you look really good! So handsome! >feels my bicep real quick while she says that >my heart proceeds to melt because mires from mom are the best feel in the world
Also
>I've noticed latelt that QTs hold eye contact with me slightly longer than what is normally accepted >tfw haven't been lifting for a long time, but recently I've been doing pushups every day >muscle memory is a blessing
Eli Powell
Haven't lifted for a long time*
David Nguyen
bumping for some more good stories
Jonathan Robinson
>done with gym still decent pump >stop at cafe to read >grab a seat and chill w my coffee and book >few parents sitting nearby and their young kids just running around >young grill sees me >she literally grabs another other grill's head and directs friend's line of sight towards me
was this a 4 year old mire or am i a creepy fuck and she was warning her friend to steer clear of me?
can a psychfag weigh in thx?
Elijah Lewis
how big are you? were your muscles showing?
kids are usually very mesmerised by big muscular men
Ryder Russell
>bulking >everyone tell me I look more muscular >mfw I don't store any fat on my arms, jawline, and waist so I still look lean with a shirt on, plus bigger from the little cushion on chest, back, thighs, and ass >mfw top tier bloatmaxx genetics >tfw no abs anymore though
Gabriel Harris
>bulking >tfw no abs anymore though More proof bulking is the biggest meme on this board. Stay fat.
Alexander Cook
boi my +80lb diddly since the start of bulk aint no meme
Gavin Rivera
15%bf thiccmode is the best physique, women love it.
Brandon Robinson
>Boarding a plane >Sit down, and read some group chat from my former roomates. >Smile at some Bullshit meme >Accidentally look up, make I contact with qt trying to find a seat as well >Smiles back at me, and sort of acknowledges me >Wasn't trying to make contact, so it throws me off when I realize she's looking at me. >Autistically look away, and ignore her.
Still felt nice though. I've always had good face genetics, but I've recently gone from full skellington to more normie fit, and have noticed more looks.
Austin Flores
>at anime convention wearing shirtless cosplay >got several direct "hot body", "hey sexy", etc. comments >lots of photos >countless obvious mires, even more that my brother said he saw
Felt pretty good as an austist. Cosplaying is quite fun friends. Ridiculous amount of girls in the scene (girls love dressing up/arts crafts). Great hobby with unlimited amount of artistic potential (prop making, sewing, photography, etc.). Most people are actually pretty body conscious and not fat despite the stereotype. Goes hand in hand with fitness and showing off gains.
Easton Evans
>full skellington to normie fit
How?
Carter Gutierrez
Eating and lifting? Some supplements too I guess.
Ryder Reed
Every time I go to the grocery store with a t-shirt I get mires >walk in >make eye contact for a second >women of all ages look towards me smiling >produce worker actually said hi to me just because I stared in her direction for a second >constant hair adjustments >little do they know I have autism >fucking roasties
Noah Gomez
My mom tells me i look pregnant.
Lincoln Taylor
nah that probably wasnt it desu not yet
Elijah Thomas
>girl I don't find cute at all compliments my appearance, says it shows I've been going to the gym a lot >thank her politely and switch conversation
why can't an 8/10 say that for once?
Lincoln Morales
It's amazing how the "fat" person mentality never really goes away. I've dropped from 270 down to 215, and while I have a long way to go, I'm fairly tall and have built a decent amount of muscle.
Lately, I've been getting random compliments from women on my public transportation route >women smiling at me >woman literally waving high to me >woman complimenting my hair >woman turned around and said I looked good in a suit while I was walking to work (I wear a suit every day for work) >Party on Friday, friend tells me her hot friend thinks I'm cute, I end up hooking up with her
Almost every single time I got the above compliments, I think I'm being made fun of or I make excuses on why someone would say that. The craziest shit was when this really attractive girl approached me while I was reading my book, and then 2 days later I was making out with her in my car. Unfortunately, she's fucking psycho and despite all the hints of I want to have sex with you, I doubted them all and blew it. She won't talk to me now.
Being that fat before really fucks up your self esteem.
Bentley Price
Stay in your lane bro
Hudson Jones
Unironically GOMAD for a couple months if you’re a genuine skellington.
Brody Rodriguez
>Hit gym hard after 4 years of being lazy piece of shit >6 months of diet, lifting and good supplementation >finally got enough courage to put on my old L-size underarmour t shirt >tfw when it looks better now I have like 15 lbs more muscle was wearing it before as a skinny otter mode
>qt receptionist wants to hang out after work and she is pushing it, since she will be leaving this job after christmas She is qt, but not my type. >MILF PT told me that she was looking at my progress during that half year and she is impressed
Nice ego boost, but she is a creep, so yea, I am not tapping crazy.
>9/10 qt cardio-bunny told me that "I've lost weight and look kinda hot :3"
Well fuck you thot, you can shove it up ur ass, since you did not bothered even reply to casual "hi" 2 months ago.
It was a good weekend.
Elijah Peterson
Attractiveness is subjective, friend. My 10/10 is probably a 7 for you and a 5 for someone else. It all comes down to what you find attractive, and being good looking is certainly not a one or zero.
What I want is for a girl I find cute to be mirin'. Is that too much to ask?
Kayden Nelson
Post body pic The double dubbs have deemed it so
Jack Morris
>stopped liftin roughly 1.5 year ago >started doing sports instead >ffw this summer >realize that I bought into the "sport is healthy" meme and my condition has been stalling if not getting worse over time >ditch very time-consuming sporting activity, pick up lifting again >realize just how much I fucking missed it, it's unreal >been lifting hard since summer >fixed diet (wasn't too bad to begin with), started hitting macros properly and with care >hit gym frequently and very hard >couple of weeks ago, talking with gf, just came home from gym so got a good pump going >take off shirt as I want to take a shower >still talking w/ her, she suddently "notices" me >"Oh, wow, wait a second user, you've been getting bigger!" >"f-for you" >mires me for a good minute, asks me to flex, praises me for hitting the gym, etc >she rarely compliments me so it's a huge deal when she does, and you know she means it >caught her mirin and stroking my muscles a couple times as I was on top of her during the past month
feels good, lads. Never should've stopped lifting, I honestly don't even know what I was thinking.
Christopher Campbell
>What I want is for a girl I find cute to be mirin'. Is that too much to ask? Yeah, because women are the gatekeepers, so they define who even has a chance of approaching them. I.e. you're not the one who chooses, she is.
Chase Sanders
Is this life achievable natty?
Noah Lee
What kind of a stupid question is this even?
James Watson
ITT: facelets & manlets
Gavin Cooper
It was a rhetorical question cunt
Luke Morris
I would fucking love to go to one of these especially since I'm autistic about anime, but fuck I don't have anyone to go with
Isaiah James
Go on your own if you have artists/panels there you wanna see.
Jackson Harris
>Well fuck you thot, you can shove it up ur ass, since you did not bothered even reply to casual "hi" 2 months ago. good for you user fuck everyone who wasnt there during your struggle
Josiah Wright
That's a pretty gay gif user
Colton Wilson
Moved to a new city, started lifting and met some cool people plus this one great international chick. We're all gonna make it brahs
Isaiah Sullivan
i think kids like muscles because they feel safe around strong dudes. they stay looking for a step dad/mom because in the wild their parents often die from hunting or tribal wars.
Kevin Perez
Well, did you fuck her? Please tell me you're not a lowtest beta and did
Ryder Nelson
she definitely wanted your penis in her tight hole user. Are you gay?
Chase Richardson
>all these gym noobs thinking that they're huge >they haven't realized that they are forever small Cherish this time
Grayson Morgan
>Have a job interview >Chatting with current employees and seeing how I would integrate in the team >All girls, one is a qt blonde who keeps staring when im chatting to the other girls >Every time I turn to her she looks away quickly then back at me
Got good feedback from the group assessment and from the interview but didn't demonstrate one thing so I didn't get the job.... How the fuck was I supposed to link the outside economy to questions like "Use an adjective to describe yourself"
Justin Howard
The only thing I've gotten mired for recently was my arms (by guys only), which are only impressive looking because they are short T. Ugly manlet This is probably my best fitting dress shirt atm, so it's not surprising that my only mires come from wearing it. I'm too big for my other dress shirts
Elijah Brooks
> be me > oldfag > start lifting 8 months ago after gf dumped me > lost 40lbs and 2/3 of my body fat > took time to work on internal gains > out of the game for a while > go to work Christmas party. Dressed up. > holy shit. Clothes show off gains. > Bitches check in me out shamelessly > 19 year old thot latches on to me > i_could_be_your_dad.exe > "don't care, you're hot user" > made it. I'm back finally.
Noah Allen
I love anime and cosplay and shit, even have a New Vegas and 40k costume but I’ve graduated college and have a single friend who does this shit. How the fuck do I find a group of people to do this with as an adult?
Brandon Brooks
Holy shit how small are you? You're phone almost mogs you haha
Josiah Cruz
It's a big phone senpai, but I'm 5'7
Anthony Garcia
What phone? I have a s8 (which is a pretty big phone) and I'm the same height as you yet my phone doesn't look that big
Asher Bell
jesus bro, get a better fitting shirt!
Logan Jones
Is she cute, user?
Landon Taylor
>greeted by the birth of a man a few years ago What did she mean by this?
Dominic Hall
Relax man, don't be worrying about stupid details like these
Ryan Fisher
I can't without tailoring. All dress shirts that fit my back and shoulders are too loose and long on the forearms/abdomen
Justin Bailey
yeah it probably does. behind your back everyone laughs you, little guy with big phone.
Nathan Phillips
are you for real?
Ryan King
try eating more onions user
Alexander Ross
>at the mall on my lunch break eating a burger >start hearing giggling and whispering near me >look up and see a group of 13-14 year old girls staring at me and smiling >some of them trying to take pictures without me noticing >never experienced anything like it, felt like a celebrity >two of them come closer to me and shyly say hi >i say hi and ask them what's up >they're so nervous all they can do is look at me then look back at each other blushing >i tell them my break i almost over and i have to go >they still don't say anything, literally look starstruck >kinda just wave and walk away >out of the corner of my eye still see a bunch of the other girls taking pictures of me
is this what it's like to make it?
i feel like i am become chad, destroyer of pussy
John Parker
I hope to know this feel one day
Elijah Robinson
They probably mistook you for a celebrity. Literally nobody does this shit
Carter Russell
were all gonna make it brah
Jacob Hall
that's what i thought at first too but they never asked me if i was so-and-so and as far is i can tell the only celebrity i might look like is lil peep but i have no face tattoos
Gavin Ward
>lil peep Ewwwwww
Anyways then they were probably genuine mires. Great job. Has this ever happens before?
Gabriel Ward
lil peep was skinny though
Mason Gutierrez
no the only real mire ive gotten before this one is from my mom i meant i look like him face-wise so basically a muscular version of him
Carter Carter
>watch a handball game with some friends (handball, google it Murifats) >before the game starts the camera man just films people in the stadium >people see themselves wave to the camera and the camera man moves on, you know the drill >camera films me, I don't realise it because I'm on my phone >hear the girls a few rows in front of us cheering, some whistles >I look up and see myself on the screen >camera man zooms out and the girls realise I'm sitting behind them >not sure who blushed more, me or the girls >we exchanged some smiles during the game but I pussied out
Wyatt Flores
MFW my mother never mires me
Robert Davis
>qt as fuck 10 out of 10 girl comes up and says hi >say hi back and try to casually lean against a door I'm standing next >looks like a maintenance closet door or something so I think it's gonna be fine >get about 2 words into my next sentence before this HUGE dude comes barreling through it at top speed >he's built like a sumo wrestler, must have been at least 400 pounds and had legs like tree trunks >get flung forward and faceplant on the concrete, breaking my nose >big dude apologizes to me, girl starts yelling at him >leave quickly out of embarrassment >nose heals crooked >a few weeks later at the same station I see the big fat dude with the qt and they look like a couple
why can't anything in my life ever go well?
Camden Morgan
>he didn’t kill him right then and there >he didn’t rape her on his large, mattress like body Never gonna make it
Julian Richardson
LMAO theres no way man
Liam Gomez
I've posted both of these before but mires are hard to come by.
>In a gym hit shitty 2 pl8 DL >Regular whose name I don't know but think of like a Scooby Doo villian: Old Man Let comes over >Says my DL is really getting up there >Not sure if he's serious or bully since fit says it's shit, but guy was serious
>Going to shitty bar with friends since grills wanna dance >At the door sits a fat redguard bouncer on a stool >Takes my ID (pic taken at my fattest like 25 lbs ago) >Looks at it back at me, back to ID, back to me >Pause >"Ayy dawg you lost sum weight" >Y-you too
Elijah Mitchell
Did my squats today >joocy ass ass pump >notice in corner off my eye as cutie checks me out mid squat >her head was tilted towards my waist, she was def checking out my ass >second chick does the same during my final set
Do your skwats and oats brosephs.
Parker Barnes
>leave quickly out of embarrassment Whyyyyyyy?! You could be cuddling to that qt as we speak if you hadn't done that.. Why must you idiots be so autistic
Luis Sullivan
He was a boy, now he is a man Also, chekkking those satanic trips
Xavier Wright
dumb fucks, not fuckin a 9/10 qt cardio bunnys
Oliver Cruz
Shut up you degenerate. Moral gains are much bigger achievements than fitness gains
Carson Fisher
That's true though. We've got to transcend and become one with Christ.
Juan Parker
How old are you lad? Any interactions with your ex since you got fit?
Brandon Rivera
36 user. No interaction with the ex. She broke my heart needlessly. We live in a smallish city, and we're bound to run into each other. > mfw I lift to see her jaw drop. I want to make her suffer.
Dominic Phillips
Let go of that revenge, man, it's not healthy.
Sebastian Allen
I disagree user. My eyes were opened to what women are after the breakup. The only thing they care about is showing off to other bitches on Instagram. Their lives are a competition to see who can extract the most resources and live the comfiest life. Women are trash. This attitude has fueled my fire and led me to being in the best shape of my life. I guess in the end, I lift for me. But making her regret her decision would feel great.
Elijah Price
Don't listen to Confucious said it was fine to persue revenge as long as you make sure to dig 2 graves
Owen White
thanks for the inspo guys, I'm gonna fucking murder my chest day
Carson Hughes
compare phone to size of human no one here knows what it‘s like to be a 6‘5 ubermensch :DD git gud faggots
Thomas Gonzalez
>be USAF >be shop Physical Training Leader for shop >teaching these nerds how to deadlift properly >throw on 225 as example of proper form >MSgt Superintendent "whoa hang on that's a lot of weight you need to be careful" >Tsgt Hottie supervisor that I want to bang "I've seen him do like 400lb" >flex a quadra 'cep >They all stick to lmao1pl8 >i add 2 more pl8 to show off >"wowu sra snuffy you're really strong" >get chosen to move all the heavy ass shit in our shop from now on because I'm the strong guy in the squadron >get called "the shop muscle" >I didn't ask for this but it be like it do
Jackson Morales
God bless you my man
Jaxson Torres
Also
>be today >cold as fug >hoodie mode activated >tank under hoodie >shoulder and arms >qt3.14 working the desk >looks at me longer than necessary as I walk by, normal >mid workout, worked enough of pump and take hoodie off >qt walks into the area to check equipment >see her looking at me in mirror biting her lip >red dot >make eye contact >red dot >she starts walking towards me >RED DOT >blast music in headphones and stare at my phone while she is standing closer looking in my direction >she finally walks away >green dot, phew >finish workout and go to leave >qt is standing next to exit >red dot >"Hey:) I think you're really attractive, I know you have to get to work so here's my number, text me and we can hang out >red dot >"Haha yeah ok thanks" >start going to the other gym on base
>green dot
Matthew Wright
>at uni >3 month into lifting >a girl i never saw before ask if i lift >i said yes >she goes away >feels good man
Noah Scott
>at medic hall >thot looks around and sits next to me >dont bother and keep reading my book >she gives me quick looks >see her do it by side of my eye >ignore her >she fake coughs and looks at me >ignore her again >keeps on trying to get my attention many ways >keep ignoring her >get called in for my blood check up Autism af
Juan Gonzalez
>Their lives are a competition to see who can extract the most resources and live the comfiest life. So what, am I supposed to not get a wife and kids now because of this?
Nathan Rivera
user you should strive for whatever you desire. But be aware that to a woman, you are a provider and little else. If you put her on a pedestal, you'll end up broken or cucked like a chump.
The fact that we suffer and overcome hardships in life is what makes us men.
Perhaps we can't become our best selves until our hearts are put through the grinder.
Landon Hughes
I hope I never have to face the same fury of the BLOAT as you did
Jordan Morales
>be me >a bit of a shy and awkward person if I dont know the people around me very well >really funny and likeable guy when I am around my friends and/or slightly drunk >at company christmas party >been drinking a bit of alcohol but not too much yet >talking up some girls that are mirin >literal Chad personality at this point >continue talking... and drinking >they are still kinda into me but I get more drunk as time goes on >we go to a club after the official part is over >continue drinking for god knows what reason >feel like I am gonna die but coworker buys me another drink so I cant say no >fast forward >sitting in the middle of the city around 4AM puking and feel like I am freezing to death
well thats my life, has been like it all the time. If I dont drink I am too shy to flirt or make a move and if I drink enough to be myself and have a Chad personality I can never stop and end up so drunk there is no chance in hell anybody would come home with me unless they think I might die on the way.
I swear if I was at my perfect alcohol level all the time I would be slaying qts. sadly alcohol is both a blessing and a curse for me.
Adam Smith
Word. You're essentially describing the realizations I had to go through my past couple years.
I'm okay with this btw, as long as I get my end of the deal. My issue is that I honestly don't know what's there for a man nowadays to enforce his will. He can't beat his wife, he can't force her to do shit, he can't even withhold financial support because divorce court will giver HER the kids and HER the house/car/etc, and you'll have to pay alimony. I don't know, man. I know I sound like some autist and people will say that "well you need to inspire loyalty/etc in her" and shit like that but fuck. It's like saying that your salary doesn't impact how well you do your work. It's obviously bullshit.
Blake Jones
Posts a picture of the fucking pope. When will cuckolics ever learn?
Jose Sanders
>going to physics tutor >smashing problems like they are PRs >qt smol asian comes in >catches my eye and gives me the biggest smile I've ever seen >smile back and finish homework and crush the test It wasn't much bros, but I've been taking many Ls lately and I really needed that Still a long way from making out but I'll get there
Ian White
>body dysmorphia & anorexic true skelly mode before lifting >tfw never was even happy with body while getting noob gains and never will be
Nathan Stewart
I just get autistic when I see girls looking at me and end up removing myself from the area because I don't know what to do.
>Burning out delts with some lat raises >Go into de facto women's room because it's the only one with 2.5lb increment dumbbells >Get stupid pump going, look good >Some cute girl tries to walk by me to get some lighter dumbbells as I go to put mine back >Block each others' paths >Accidentally shoulder-check her >She touches my shoulder then blushes/looks down and says sorry >Just say "mmh" or something autistic because I have techno blasting >Keep catching her glancing at me >Go back to main weight room because the other girls probably see me continuously glancing back at her and think I'm a rapist
Yesterday a qt in one lecture kept stealing glances at me (had been all semester), I serial-killer stared at her until I caught her, then did an eyebrow raise and she looked down and grinned Now the semester's over so I'll never see her again as long as I live
Ian Gray
Unless you are on boatloads of gear then at least 60lbs of that is pure bloat. Honestly man I went through the same kinda thing, you are a lot more fat than you think. I also have favorable fat storage so it was very easy for me to convince myself that I was still pretty lean.
Colton Phillips
are you me? except i still look away when they try to make eye contact
Adrian Brown
>can't beat his wife, he can't force her to do shit, he can't even withhold financial support If you have to use violence of coercion to get others to comply with your will, that will isn't one that anyone respects enough to want to follow. Either that or you're dating social-posturing normie sluts, which is on you as well since you should know better than to get into anything with a woman who's like that.
Austin Fisher
I agree user. The tables are stacked in a female's favor in (((current year))).
Can't do shit about that tho. Just live your life like you're doing. You sound like you got it figured out.
Also, in response to your point about males not having levers to assert themselves, I predict the rise in popularity and resurgence of fraternities and men's clubs. Places unsullied by the vaginal Jew. The one lever you will always have is indifference. Women fall apart if they want your attention and can't get it.
Lucas Thompson
Move to a state where marriage doesn't automatically hand the wife everything, if there4 is one, or just have a 'ceremony' but don't be 'legally' married. The latter is my choice unless I import a wife. I really only care whether God considers me married, not the law, and here in the UK there isn't really much need to tie the knot legally.