Walk into gym

>DOWN UNDER WHERE THE LIGHTS ARE LOW

MAMA MIA
HERE WE GO AGAIN

>I'VE BEEN THINKIN BOUT DRINKING DRAINO
>ONE QUICK DRINK TO MAKE ALL MY PAIN GO

>walk into homegym
>MY WHOLE LIFE MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE

>Walk into the gym
>Soooooooooooomebody

This just happened...
>CUZ WHEN YOUR... SIXTEEN AND SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THEY LOVE YOU!
Guy behind the counter looked like he wanted to fucking die

>rollerblade backwards into the gym
>WAKE ME UP
>BEFORE YOU GO-GO

>ride train, get off at gym station
>Wir sind Schaufensterpuppen
>Wir sind Schaufensterpuppen

fuck off, she /ourgirl/

>Walk into the rum
>HOW CAN YOU SEE THROUGH MY EYES, LIKE OPEN DOORS

>walk into gym

>FEEL THE THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER

For some fucking reason every time this fucking song comes on I can hear it through whatever music I'm listening to on my headphones and it makes me want to die. It's like the melody triggers some deep, primal rage within me

Walk into the gym blue tooth headphones connected.

>Once toooooooold meeeee

>walk into gym
>I FEEL SO EXTRAORDINARY

I DONT WANT BE ALLLIIIIIIVEEEEEE I JUST WANNA DIE TODAAYYYYYYY I JUST WANNA DIEEEEEEE

NEVER HAD A HOME, AINT NOBODY CALLING MY PHONE, WHERE YOU BEEN WHERE YOU AT WHATS ON YOU MIND THEY SAY EVERY LIFE´S PRECIOUS BUT NOBODY CARE ABOUT MIIINEEEEE

>walk into gym
>I FEEL THE TOP OF THE ROOF COME OFF

...

>arrowheads

>walk into gym
>super depressing slow acoustic version of Hozier's Someone New
>all these dudes lifting and all you hear is
>I fall in love, just a little old little bit, everyday with someone new
It's almost ironic

>Get triggered whenever my headphone comes slightly loose/it's not up enough and I can hear the fucking normie music playing
>Turn on a workout playlist from spotify out of interest to drown out the mess and it's literally fuckoff normie shit
What do you listen to when you work out lads?

Just ran the DOOM '16 OST today, shit was so cash

>it's 6 o'clock on a Saturday...
>the regular crowd shuffles in

dat Doom Sound track was my pump's nursing mother, I fed off that energy for like 3 months straight. So good, it increases T levels.

>THEY KNEW HE COULD COME
>AS HE ALWAYS HAD
>AS HE ALWAYS WILL
>TO FEAST ON THE BLOOD OF THE WICKED
>Go turbomode and hit new PB on the bench, get a little dizzy/blurry vision afterwards

DES

data encryption standard

>I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MYYY ASSSSSSS

>SONO CHI NO SADAMEE

youtu.be/7X6xc1fosGE?t=46
>RIP AND TEAR MY MUSCLES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>WALK INTO GYM
>HEAR MUSIC
>GET KEKED
>EAT IRON PILL
>POO POO PEE PEE
>IMPREGNATE ROASTIE
>FIGHT CHAD AND LOSE
>WHISPER GROW GROW GROW
>TURN INTO A SOY PLANT
>SCOOBY SUCKS MY SOY NUTS
>ZYZZ FALLS FROM THE HEAVENS, INTO A SAUNA, AND DIES ALL OVER AGAIN
then I wake up from daydreaming in front of my computer and find out I'm still fat and I only was making me-mes about the gym instead of going

tfw deadlifts to bfg division

>JOOOOOOO
>JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>tfw this and bloody stream are in my playlist

>walk into gym
>the rusted chaiiins of a prison mooooons are shattered by the sun
>get depressed and kill myself while doing bench press

>walk into home gym
>"CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ROOM AND PUT AWAY YOUR DUMBBELLS FOR ONCE"

This one and LOVE AINT SIMPLE NAH NAH.

Those two make me irrationally angry and I hear them at least three times a day at work

>Walk into gym
>POPIPOPIPOPOPIPO

It's a lot better than that negro music they like to play in white countries these days.

>walk into gym
>I
>HATE
>EVERYTHING ALL ABOUT YOU

>FIGHT CHAD AND LOSE
>TURN INTO A SOY PLANT
lmao thanks for the keks. You're gonna make it brah!

>walk in gym
>Put on earphones:

>On this glorious day...
>I declare Gaius Augustus Germanicus, Emperor of Rome!
>I, Caligvla am god made flesh, thy rope around your neck...
>this is the will of the gods!
>I, Caligvla am master of all your fears, thy might colossal, these hands are drenched in blood!

>Bluetooth headphones battery is dead
>start to hear music in gym
> WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIN
>WHEN I SEEEE YOU AGAAAAAAAIIIIN
>mfw

>Not stand proud

Pathetic

>I WANT SOMETHING JUST LIKE THISSSS
Holy shit what a horrible song

>HEY HEY HEY HEY
>OH, HERE WE GO, FEEL IT IN MY SOUL!

God damn I hate that song
>FUCK ME IN THE SPHINCTER
>SPHINCTER
>SPHINCTER
>SPHINCTER
>S-S-SPHINCTER
>SPHINCTER
>FUCK ME IN THE SPHINCTER

>WHO DO YOU THINK YOU IS?
>SAYIN' YOU AIN'T GONNA DRINK MY JIZZ?

good joint.
youtu.be/hwFSUhvYrIk

>walk into gym
>THIS IS MY CURSE

>NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME!

>walk into gym
>BUT WE’RE ALL RHODESIANS AND WE’LL FIGHT THROUGH THICK AND THIN

>walk into gym
>HAVANA OO NA NA

>How deep is your love... like the ocean... oh yea

Why does everyone find negro song after negro song with an occasional (((Miley Cyrus)) thrown in there to be okay?

>walk into gym
>music stops

>walk into gym
>JIBUUN WOOO

>walk into gym
>record scratch
>freeze frame

>"It was that moment when I realized I had made a huge mistake, but to really explain I have to go back a few days"

>walk into gym
>CAN WE STILL BE FRIENDS? IF NOTHING ELSE, CAN WE BE FRIENDS?

>All my life
>Mi ever have mi gun so mi haffi move sharp like mi knife
>All my life
>Mi pray say when mi get wealthy a ma a mi wife
>All my life
>The system force mi fi be a killer just like Rodney Price
>All my life
>No, all my life

MY MY, HOW COULD I JUST LET GO
I Unironically could lift to Abba

>walk into gym
>THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL
>pass by the manlet pit
>THE LOSER STANDING SMALL

>walk int...
>GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

Kek
>MY MY, AT WATERLOO NAPOLEON DID SURRENDER
Manley started to tear up
>WATERLOO, I WAS DEFEATED YOU WON THE WAR
Every arm in the manlet pit goes limp as their weights hit the floor

>Walk into gym
>NOBODY DOES IT HALF AS GOOD AS YOU
>BABY YOU'RE THE BEST

>OOOOOOOooooooo
>ITS JUST ME MYSELF AND IIIII
>SOLO RIDA TIL I DIE
>CUZ I
>GOT ME FOR LIFE

TWo YEARS IVE HEARD THIS SONG ALMOST EVERY DAY FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

walk into gym
>I'm blind to you haters
>See ya touch me war instigators

>walk into gym
>"HOW BIZARRE"

>Walk into gym
>GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

>walk into gym
>everywhere i go, bitches always know

>walk into gym
>yuri yu ra ra ra yuri yu ra ra ra

>walk into gym
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUUUUSE TONIIIIGHT

>YOUR WHOLE LIFE YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFE

D-delete this!

I unironcally listen to coldplay while running.

>walk into gym
>bluetooth headset picks up the gym speaker's frequency
>all the music in the gym is blasted directly into my brain
>my hair recedes on the sides and I receive a fade from the negro music
>the pop music gives me shiny clothes
>the generic rock music that gets played once every 3 hours makes me a liberal
>i start talking to Candice and Jamal about how Hillary should've won and they don't turn me away like usual
>i've finally infiltrated the normalfags at the cost of becoming one
Where did I go wrong

>walk into gym
>its my garage so no shitty music

>tfw walk into gym and this comes on
>youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM
>tfw home gym

>earphones on
>I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT I CLENCH MY FISTS AND BEAT IT I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT IM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

Based James Bond kino. Carly Simon is god tier

>at gym
>earbuds pop out
>the normies hear this youtube.com/watch?v=yiu7rlLVrq4

It is telling that these times are truly burdensome when a man must check his own digits.

>walk into gym in year 2007
>WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY

>walk into LA Fitness
>COME SEE IF A WITCH CAN FLOAT
>COME SEE IF A WITCH CAN FLOAT
>COME SEE IF A WITCH CAN FLOAT

>walk into gym in 2016
>HEY
>PLAY THAT BLINK 182 SONG
>THAT WE BEAT TO DEATH IN TUSCON
>IT'S OKAY

>BITE THAT TATTOO OFF YOUR SHOULDER
>PULL THE BEDSHEETS OFF THE MATRESS THAT YOU STOLE
>FROM YOUR ROOMMATE BACK IN BOULDER