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as someone in college for programming, I'd say only do it if you really think you'll have a passion for it. Otherwise it'll feel like torture. Sometimes I feel like I locked myself into my major before I really understood what coding was like. Do your research before you commit to it.

oh i already can code, i was working as software developer for a few years but got sick of working in an office. just meant its tough getting started as self employed

What field?

ahh, I just developed an app in my software engineering class.
Sitting in an office all day never seemed too bad to me if I'm making good pay.

it was alright for a while, i ended up hating having such a rigid schedule and being around people all the time though
just want that self employed dream life

Just be handsome and have a nice dick

typing court transcript from home
gym 3 floors down in building i go on lunchbreak

comfy setup

I make minimum wage. Im one missed paycheck away from homeless. I live above a shop on a mattress. I work 6 days a week, zero hour contract. Was gonna kill myself, now i focus on nofap. I lf i get 90 days nofap i can kill myself.

wage slave

Started lifting to strengthen my back since my car crash this year. Want to tell my partner that I want kids and to stay home and look after them. Ausfaila is so expensive that we won't be able to ever do that.

Gonna lift until this country changes

>stay home and look after them
If your female, good plan. If your male i strongly advise against it.

Part owner in a security firm and a net cafe and just got accepted into Australian police

>Female

Yes , I think all women should be stay at home mothers.

What do you do? Earn £30k in a standard office job but bored put of my head

Work for the city. In the summer i mostly work on a pothole crew fixing roads and in the winter i drive a sanding truck, keeping the roads free of ice. Canadian winters can be brutal. The winter work is on a rotation of days afternoons and nights. Kinda blows but it's an easy job and pays pretty good.

I have a small fashion company

waiter, 0 hour contract, make minimum

I have an engineering degree but can't find a real job yet due to laziness during uni and not getting experience

Degree in Elec Engineering and working as installation and commissioning engineer for Aircraft nav equipment.
working on a big project with heaps of travelling around a 3rd world country so I'm losing gains atm, but I still try to excercise when I can.

seafreight forwarder, job is stresfull and gives me 950 $ as well as pain in the ass, however I live in 3rd world shithole and that 950 buck is more than 80% of the rest of the society

I work for tips. Bartending. I’m in college and split a old house with 2 other dudes. Money is great for what I do. Only have to work a couple nights a week so I still get a reasonable amount of free time. Tending definitely has its perks. Get slight hometown hero status since it’s the busiest campus bar. Network with people from all walks of life. Plus I get validation from lots of ladies and I don’t have to be a nasty whore like OP.

Worked for a carpenting company during my first Bsc degree, that is the measuring and cutting part, not actually laying it. Was all right as a side job, would bore the shit out of me if it was for more than 1-2 days/wk. Doing my Msc now, in which i've been accepted to do a 6 month analytics internship with a professor, i use it to gain some exp. and decide whether i see myself fulfilling a phd function in the future or not.

Hope you don’t have a gynocracy to deal with wherever your stationed as a cop. Cause you kinda have a 80% percent chance you will if your in any major city and not a large town cop.

Psych nurse. If you don't eat shit on shift and have the discipline to go gym after shift it's alright. Being big on ward can help when 'persuading' people to take meds but equally you get targeted by guys trying to prove they are hard or get attention from gals with low inhibitions, so overall a mixed bag

I currently am the manager over commercial airline fueling. I looking really hard to try to get another job that has better upper management and what not. I have grown to spite aircraft.

Wasted my time in college. I was an idiot for thinking I could become a teacer to help change the world a small bit. No one even batted an eye to hire me. If I could do it again, I would have aimed to be a serious mycologist. I am trying to find a way to have my own mycology farm at home to make some extra food sources/income and just to get my mind focused on something that interests me alot. My wife wants to help me, but she has to take care of her mom right now so we have taken a hit financially as she has not been able to work for some time now. One day........

nah puttin in a request to go bum fuck rural, where the world makes sense

$200 is pretty average if not below average.

So basically your advantage is that you work 'an hour' a day.

I'll take the extra 7 hours to ensure I have a solid work history and future prospects so I can then advance to earn more than $200 a day.

I used to be an lab tech at an opticians.. Was pretty Veeky Forums friendly, spent most of the day on my feet for dem posture gains, not much staring at computer screens.

Best job I ever had. If the pay wasn't so awful I would 100% still be doing it today.

I work in an estate agents now and I hate every second of it. The money is much better though.

Nice, is it your standard printed tee urban wear, or something more niche
There seems to be good money in the former

Doing programming courses and honestly learning as much as i can since i couldnt finish highschool and dropped out.
Will start another course about 3d and animation, in two months or so.
Maybe il get into indie vidya and make porn to swim in cash

Good luck user!

so instead of a wage slave you decided to become a gay sex slave?

What If I have opportunities for everything but not interested in anything. I'm thinking eithermed school, computer engineering, or electrical engineering atm but I'm not interested in any of them and they all seem awfully boring and like torture but its either uni or or wageslave and those seem like the best education choices for money in the future.

sounds better than wagie desu

Getting a business degree with a focus on finance, will probably work in some kind of analytics there after.
Don't really have a passion except for history, reading, lifting and swimming, like and am fairly good at macro economics and statistics so this seemed like a pretty well paying job to go for.

You're gonna make it user
I believe in you!

I'm in Law School, and I work in a bar.

>Started wearing t-shirts to show off gainz about a month ago
>Entire female work crew does not notice a thing
>tfw
>Heard the manager say the other day he appreciates having user behind the bar because if someone starts shit at least they have a man around
f-feels okay man

desu I'd just leave it to security, I'm not competing with drunk 100kg tongans

Faggot

Government Intelligence and Security

>tfw female coworkers said they felt safe working with me because if anything happened I'd be able to fight anyone

FeelsGoodEnoughMan

I would try to make a move on one, fuck it up and reveal my sperg power level

Good on you for making it happen

What if I have a feminine dick?

IT/Data guy, I do like 2 hours of actually work running reports in excel and on our ERP software and helping someone install software or something random and spend the rest of my day shitposting in my office. It’s super comfy and a decent salary for my first real job. I work downtown so there’s plenty of good food around for lunch gainz.

NEET, how I pity you wage cucks. Have fun slaving away for the Jews today.

Im actually interested, from where do you get the income for your daily things?
Can you even buy something for yourself, for example some vidya or whatever hobbies you might have, do you leech from your parents or just live by with the basic things in life.

The latter, the former is way too saturated

>it's yet another user pretending to not know that welfare exists episode

Well here from what i know after some time they stop giving it to you, thats why i asked, in america do they just give you welfare for nothing??

NEETbux my friend wagies pay for my lifestyle, I also dabble in hooking people up with weed here and there. I have plenty of money to spend on things luckily I didn’t fall for the Jewish materialism meme so I don’t try to keep up with the jonestein’s which allows me to invest my money wisely.

i wish your parents would stop paying for your internet already

Moving is a pretty comfy gig, $25/hr after tips. A thrifty young man w no car can do it part time and live for the gains

Model and photographer. Modeling gigs pay around 500-2k per day. I only get about 2-4 a month. Photo jobs get me 400-1k and I get about 4-8 a month.

My fiance just bought us a house. Im living rent free with a complete home gym. All my money is pretty much spent on gym equipment, rolexes or camera/computer gear. Or trips.

Fiance can cook like a champ, usually get at least 2 hot meals prepared daily. I get all the sleep I need. Im in the best shape of my life.

I was a little depressed til i read your guys posts.. damn i guess i have it good

Silly wagie I don’t live with my parents I’m 30 years old and have my own place paid for by your tax dollars.

Lmao post living arrangements plz

>mug materialism

>security officer/guard
>33 years old
> £25000 year
>easy as piss job

I've been coasting through life but I've just realised that i want to become a doctor but the amount of work required and my age is holding me back big time

what do lads

become an EMT long enough to get turned off from the idea of having to interact with old and sick humans

140k/yr as a Product Manager in fintech.

look for an internship

I was thinking of becoming a paramedic but do you think its worth 10 years of my life to work towards a medical degree. I really want to become a gp

made for bbc

Learn basic medical, become witch doctor in 3rd world country

100% serious my friend's dad got hisPhD in Anthropology and worked until he was nearly 40, then became a doctor.

You can do it

Work retail, but I’m planning to apply for an electrical apprenticeship coming up here. Only downside is telling my parents that I’m basically done trying to pursue a medical degree and that for the most parts, my 3.5 years worth of college credits are useless. Makes me nervous as shit.

if you are happy and enjoying life keep doing what you are doing. being AND becoming a doctor is damn stressful. i would only do it if you have a passion for it and know that you would enjoy it.

i teach tennis and work as a debt collector harassing ppl on the phone(pls don't pick up i don't wanna talk to you either)
my parents think i should get my degree in physical therapy and sports science. since im in the gym alot. but i havn't been hearing good things about the job market.

~$100K after bonuses, working as an environmental manager for a big oil company. It's a cake job, but I live in BFE... but the cost of living is low, so 100k goes a long way. I'm doing alright.

lad if you're still here what do you think of being a security officer? I've been thinking about becoming one for a while. Where I am you only have to do a very short course and you're completely qualified. I heard from a friend of a friend that the pay is good and it's real comfy.

made for bwc

>he doesn’t have a 4 year degree from a real Uni in STEM or Business
All the educationlets ITT top zozz

>some neet actually sat down and made this

Then again, they've got nothing but time

>tfw I'm using my law degree (financed by the tax payer, thanks socialist western European country) to maximize my gibs
Feels patrician

>not becoming a Journeyman in a trade, starting your own business, and living the easy life

>mocking people for spending 5 minutes in paint
>while wasting several hours of several days of the week, and that over the course of several years of his very few years on this planet, as a wagecuck
lmao

I chose to be a debtlet instead of getting an education.

>I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!!!
falling for le stem meme
wew lad

Honestly how do you get into it? In fucking expensive grad school but I’m pretty fit and want to make side money. Fuck you all it’s 2017 not gay if I can’t see the sick fucks on the other side of the screen

Manual labor is for apes too stupid to use their brains to make a living.

>t. Brainlet that has school debt while tradesman rarely have any debt and even get paid to be educated

But you’re right, owning a business and making 6 figures is “for apes”.

I have 0 debt because I’m not a poor fag that took out loans they couldn’t repay for a useless degree. But sure owning a business cleaning septic tanks or hanging drywall in shitty conditions is probably way better than sitting in a comfy office playing on the computer all day.

>be poofter dyel
>sit in rancid office
>beg mr shekelburg every day for a promotion
>cant fix anything around his house
>is probably homosexual

>proving that you’re a brainlet

Kek. I forgot that drywalling and “septic tank cleaning” are the only trades out there. I bet you’re a LARPer too, huh? Post that degree if you’re so confident.

Can't wait til the real world hits, and you actually accumulate debt and hard times that your parents' efforts can't pay for.

this is the definition of white boy privilege

In school to become a cop I'm one semester away from police academy. Work out at uni gym and go to a gym near me that's old school 99% free weight gym. Most of the bros there are older guys who can bench 2 and 3 plates. Also some of the most helpful guys I've met on my fit journey.

Sorry to hear that you joined one of the worst institutions in American society, praying 4 u

user i need advice.
ive been a lieutenant on the police force for 5 years ans want to quit the force.
what is a viable job to apply for in private security?

>be tradefag upset that I was too stupid for college
>get mad
>try to knock white collar jobs
>cleaning a septic get poop all over my new camo bass pro shop hat and dale Earnhardt pocket knife
>have to work in the heat and in the cold
>spend my “6 figure salary” on pick up truck, nascar and monster truck rally tickets

Just buying and selling shit. Nothing fancy. Most of it is automated and I pay others to maintain it and manage it.

>getting this mad at one of the most stable industries in the world and that produces the most business owners

LARPer detected. I can always go to college afterwards if I choose to. You on the other hand will always have that debt that will make starting a business difficult. I guess some people love the thought of working for others for a living.

Follow your passion

He didn't even say he's an amerifag

Machine Learning engineer working on generative adversarial models for natural language processing (for applications like Alexa, Siri, etc).

Would like to do something Veeky Forums-related but the tech industry is booming and the money is great.