How's the gf hunt going, bros?
Found your 18 yet?
How's the gf hunt going, bros?
No and I never will.
As Jung said when we killed the Gods they went inside of us.
And now that society has killed femininity that too has gone inside us. My waifu lives inside me forever.
No
And don’t ask me again faggot this dating game is hard
i'm gonna be alone since i feel like i'm worth something.
Right now i'm a lazy piece of shit who halfasses everything.
until i'm the best i can be i won't be looking for a girl, and when i am the best i can be, i will not chase girls because fuck if i need you bitch i'm better than you.
til i feel like i'm worth something.*
I am dating an 18 year old. Shit's cash. She goes to the gym, makes me food and buys me socks. Total sweetie.
Esp. compared to even girls my age I've dated.
I don't understand why people need a gf when you can just jerk off and lose all sex drive. Focus on lifts.
18 year old qt always talks to me and sits next to me in uni. got her number today wish me luck boyos
Having a gf is about more than busting a nut. Not all of us wanted to live in your sociopathic transactional world and wanted to know companionship and love.
Gay.
secondign this
For the same reason you want a friend. Except this is a special friend who helps you pay the rent and lets you stick it in her.
I'm in love with a girl that isn't in love with me but talks to me because she has nobody else to talk to.
We had sex but it was a long time ago.
I focus on lifts and weed. Im trying to ignore her but it's difficult.
Reminder that you can’t lift the autism away
Found the love of my life, been together for 1 year. Lifts always go up when she comes to visit.
Pic Related
Dude... woah.
> vodka case
Bro you fucked up
I can bench 2pl8, how do I cash this in for a gf?
I don't think I even want a girlfriend. And lifting for women is like insulting yourself, in my view.
especially with >when she comes to visit
long distance relationships=cucked
I lift for the woman i have not for the women i dont.
Absolut slut
that was quite cute
Well we are on Veeky Forums so it probably is homo
this chubby chick wants me to fuck her and im getting desperate lads
how chubby
Just do it, who gives a shit. Just try not to lead her on, you don't need to deal with that headache
chubby chasers detected. Its your fault women are so fucking fat nowadays.
I wouldn't, I'm just assuming that dude's a virgin so he probably won't get another chance.
I don't bother to try. How to start to care about girls?
Boyos, The dating game is getting so hard lately even my catfish accounts are getting dry spells. Bitches are out of their collective minds.
>when she comes to visit
when she needs money
Don't bother. Seriously.
Actually shes richer than I, her mother owns a lot real estate whilst I come from a teacher mom military dad. I'm definitely the poor fag of the relationship.
this big
I've had a gf for going on 4 years. Sometimes I miss the chase and envy all the fun you cunts have on tinder but then I remember those feels when I would go all out on a nigjt out only to wind up frustrated, rejected and alone. Its weird too becuase I've gotten the impression with many women that now that I'm unavailable, I could smash effortlessly.
FOUR TOES
WTF
Well I was expecting worse
I've been seeing a girl for two years now. It sound corny but I feel lucky that she's not a pain in the ass at all
V Good. 1.5 years with her. She started out as a gainz goblin but now she works out with me and helps me make good food. We watch anime, do pinterest crafts and play video games together.
She is my best friend and has a killer ass and large bobs.
I’m pretty autisty so if I wasn’t naturally attractive she probably wouldn’t be going out with me.
She loves me and tells me all the time.
:) Good feels.
Don’t do it. Don’t reward her fatness.
good for you user, you deserve it
I dunno I like being alone and I cannot justify why pursuing girls/being great among girls is useful or beneficial to me.
>She loves me and tells me all the time.
>:) Good feels.
I hate when my gf does this. I tell her to stop being a faggot. Like every once in a while yeah but dont tell me you love me as I'm leaving the room to chuck a shit. It seems so needy and I don't do needy.
Pretty cute Bro
Is that her? She has problem hair and shrapnel in her face. Fix that and you're good. Also sand off any tattoos. If she complains, remind her that this will be nothing compared to the six white children she will be expected to birth.
fuck her dude. This kind of chubby always has great sex.
How old are you? I'm 23 and feel weird about dating girls more than 2 years younger than me. Help me overcome this irrational fear
>Hate small talk
>Hate most people in general
>Tired of most things
>No sexual drive anymore
>Only 24
is this what it means to be ultra low test?
Been seeing a girl for a week or two
>"Sorry user, I'm so sorry, it's just, sorry but I'm just not in a place for a relationship right now, I'm so sorry..."
yeah
yeah you are sorry
that's called unironic chronic depression kek welcome to a grey hell
Gonna eat sushi with a 6 feet tall girl tommorow bros, hope I dont fuck up.
that's fine, it's a sign of growing up. Do you really want to hang out with high schoolers?
You should be dating women no more than 6 hours younger than you and of another race to diversify your childs genepool and overcome racial barriers otherwise dont date at all and also dont watch porn as it objectifies women in fact dont even think of women creep
sounds like me. every once in awhile i get a burst of sex drive
>don't watch porn but do all these other degenerate things
Subtle reverse psychology porn shilling tactic, nice try Dr. Shekleberg
you ever lay down at night, and just think, i wish there was someone here to cuddle with, doesn't even have to be anything sexual, could probably even pass with a gay dude, just some contact with another loving human person.
?
no because after 5mins after doing that shit. i'd get bored
it sounds better than your then reality brother
>I found her in HS
>got together after we graduated 11 years ago
>she cheated on me with a blad fat manlet I introduced to her 6 years ago
Well, life's shit and everything can go to fucking hell.
I just stay alone since. Seemes easier that way.
what may go wrong lmao
Just want a qt brown gf but brown girls are hard to come by on tinder. I live in Scotland and hate most Scottish girls
Congrats user she cute
Me being me lmao
I think I'm losing it boys. Jerking off isn't quieting the urges anymore. I've even spoken to a few women it has gotten so bad.
Not really. Sleeping with someone nearby sucks.
if you really fucked up there is always another girl.
No but didn't find my ChiChi either.
My sorta-gf I met on bumble actually looks a lot like 18 but with glasses, so the answer is maybe?
Is that LucyCat?
she will do anything
Dude. Fucking same. I am tall, I've worked out decently in the past, but never took the eating seriously. Physically, it's not actually a problem, but I'm also fucking halfassing everything. Exams are coming up and I'm not sure if I'll fail or get a "meh" grade. I'm seriously, unironically not worth having as a BF right now. Once I get my shit sorted out, get a routine for working out and studying properly, and then use the extra time and energy I get from being active like that to be social, then, and only then, can I look for a gf... That is, assuming I even fucking make this semester.
>thought i would always remain a virgin
>start working out
>3 months later get gf and have sex
i know it's a meme but still
Hahaha
Topkek user.
How does missionary position feel when your fucking your pilgrim women?
Yeah those kids better be white haha
>femininity that too has gone inside us. My waifu lives inside me forever.
So (((you're))) hungry for trap cock?
>jewbury route
Relax, bro. I got together with a 17 year old at 27, lasted two years. If she had been slightly less fucked in the head I might've wifed her.
studying isnt for everyone, its my second college and im thinking about quitting again.
Was he gentle the first time?
Does that ever come up or become an issue? Am poorfag myself, caused a bit of strain in a previous relationship. Working on it, though, but success will take a while.
Wait, you were with her for 11 years? Did you actually marry her and gave her kids or it was some maymayish gf stuff for so long?
...
Ended my hunt five years and half ago.
Pretty comfy m8s.
>works out with me and helps me make good food. We watch anime, do pinterest crafts and play video games together.
Sounds comfy bro, good on you.
22 and got a 17yo gf. Has its positives and negatives
She's still big into social media and also gets caught up in that bullshit drama like teenage girls do and likes to tell me about it
On the other hand she's hot as fuck, takes birth control and lets me nut inside her and brings me baked goods from her weekend job
Overall shit's pretty cash, as long as it lasts. Guessing a teenage girl will get bored quickly because I am very stable, don't get triggered easily etc. Just enjoying it while it lasts
Their hair gets in your face and your arm might fall asleep or hurt sometimes, but I still miss it.
Being seeing a girl, though she’s kind of chubby, problem is, I didn’t notice.
In her pictures and with her fully clothed, you really can’t tell, and first time I fucked her I was drunk, so I fucked her sober and realised that she does have some extra pounds, I lost interest in a relationship with her, I still talk to her and will most likely fuck her again, but I’m gonna keep open to other girls. Chances are she’ll get tired of me.
I could also slip a taenia in her drink to make her girlfriendable tho
I quit, i realized im to old for this.
There was no right one, she was just a meme.
Underrated
(You)
Yes but I can't fucking stand her. She has so little life experience its infuriating. I want a grown woman not this child i find myself with. She's smart as fuck but oh my does she have the experience of a 14 year old. You fucks think its cool to have such a lifenoob gf think again. Should I break up with her and go after a degenerate stacy whose been hounding me?
Just the thought of being with a woman at this point is fucking weird. What do you do all day? Where do you go? I can't imagine it.
I'd rather be alone.
>New girl at work is legit 10/10
>No fap for 3 weeks
>Find myself thinking about her randomly through the day
What the fuck is happening
The shit I read on a fitness forum. I fucking love you guys.
I have literally the exact same fucking story except not as old. I still miss her though
After going out for coffee with me for the past month, she told me she couldn't have dinner with me because it could upset her boyfriend. First time she brought up she had a boyfriend.
So back to square 1 for me I guess.
Sorry to hear that user.
Yep gonna be sad when poor fags can't afford internet anymore
Well, I go to work alone, then come home to cuddle a bit, play games with her, have sexy time and talk about random shit. When we have more time we visit places and do long sessions of kinky stuff. We also browse some stores for stuff our home needs.
It's not rocket science, just do stuff you usually do alone, but with her, or not with her, but next to her. I can be two hours shitposting with her next gto me watching some stuff on the television and that's good too, no need to be constantly doing everything together.
kill her
no homo right?
I go to gym, spend some time with her then go to work. You don't even see them much if you lead a somewhat normal life.