"user ever since you started lifting so much you make me feel invisible."

>"user ever since you started lifting so much you make me feel invisible."

Whats the correct response?

Who are you, how did you get in my house?

Can I get some pepernoten?

Lifting turned me gay babe

Sorry, the lights must have been off bae.

There is the gat of the deur

"Daaaaad? the slave is talking to me agaaain"

rude tbqff

Its because I lift during the day, and I can't see you at night.

You shouldn't wear black shirts, I can't see your face

"ok"

Who said that?

hnng I wanna fuck a girl that black

imagine fucking her in the dark and your dick appearing and disappearing out of thin air
imagine how good your cum would look splashed across her midnight skin

HNNNNNG

>TFW no ace of spades gf

Wtf, babe what happened to your skin?! Omg is it melanoma universalis?! No, god, why?!

Now this

This is made for BBC

Wos mogst ?

>Big Belgium Cock

Yes

see

>Hungarian
>Hung
>Aryan
Really makes you think

Turn on the light an we will be fine

Yeah who knew countries could have oxymorons as names

damn nigger didn't see you there

Who are you again?

Hopefully I reach that next level and unlock your character.

Made me laugh.

FUCK OFF NIGGER

Pick her up and spin her around, then put her down and kiss her.

Don't try to reason with her. it won't work. Change her mood.

underrated

fuck, I spit all over myself laughing when I read this

good shit

This guy knows whats up

shes black so i guess she is

Oh shit, Noob Saibot became a cute trap!

man imagine what her pussy looks like
i'm guessing a brisket, charcoal black outside but juicily pink on the inside

We can have sex with the lights on next time.

I can't help you with your insecurities

Same, the midnight level dark girls always do it for me.

she cute

FOR. BBC. ONLY.

I was scrolling the thread for this response. This is the only correct response.

Big Bulgarian Cocks of course

kek

If she bleaches her hair or wears a platinum wig it'd be like a human knight fucking a drow matriarch, that'd be fun.

when you didn't unlock the character in a fighting game

Racist

Finish cleaning my chimney.

who dat

I'm Hungarian and 177 cm (5'10) and I didnt fall to the manlet meme, but I have a 17cm dick and often feel like a dicklet in the changing rooms.

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Jared would never use such crass language tbqhwyfambo

I haven't unlocked this gf yet. I wonder how it's talking to me

Sorry I lift all day and can only meet you at night.

sick old school video game reference bro.

>she cute

t. White kid talking like a nigger

you can't see me JOOHHHNNN CEEENNNAAA lmao

stay clear of my shadow then, like wtf nigga, just walk in the sun lmao

It's what he thinks

So does she have the opposite of albinism?

Made for BWC

>tfw all nubians in my area are ugly
midnight girls with euro features are so hot

BIG WELFARE CHECKS

I'd Malia that Obama anytime

Yeah, Big Balls of the Celts, got it.

Holy shit that might be the most autistic thing ever but now I want to do it.

Fucking topkek

>mfw 165cm manlet
>hungarian dick
I thought mine was average at best.

I'm 6'2" and mines Hungarian as well but does not look impressive at all on me.

eh, still bet my girth is shit but I have yet to see one with girh messures.

Do you actually think you are funny, you dumb cunt?

Austrian with 18.5, feels good man

>tfw russian
>hungarian ancestry
>16cm

Time to show those slavic bitches the big nomadic cock

Go back to the black lodge!

it pisses me off so much that women are essentially a cross between a toy dog and a child

18cm here. Mostly British ancestry, some Spaniard. Are my distant cousins all dicklets?

kek

If you were more supportive, maybe I wouldn't have a reason to ignore you.

"What does that even mean?"

tfw 17cm

damn, do I win? It doesn't seem big at all.

Only in a dark room

She the niggest

...

This seems totally random, usually there are patterns you can make out

"Huh? Who said that?"

OOGA BOOGA, MONKEY WANT A BANANA? WANT BANANA? GOOD MONKEY

That bitch want the colossal caucasian cock.

qt black girl

I really wonder what her pussy looks like

>even the biggest dicked countries are smaller than me
Feels amazing man.

u break up wif her cuz she a needy bi!tch

I want them to strapon spitroast my twink ass.

>you feelings are irrelevant

lmao at Irish dicklets desu

kanker

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Black guy here...

Are white people really that much more visible in the dark? Like.. if you were fucking a black girl in the dark, how the fuck would you see your dick anyway.

Do white people glow in the dark?

Btw, on a side note. You white guys don't want to fuck a black girl. Their hole is much bigger on the inside. Trust me, it's not as good... There is very little grip.

Yes, we are WAY more visible in the dark because our skin reflects way more light.

Like, you are walking outside at night with a little moonlight, you will see a white guy easily, but you can't spot a black guy if he closes his eyes.

Funnier then

White Power!

YES

all skin reflects light or glistens

>tfw above average in any country

I said reflect LESS.

Black guys honestly barely reflect light in full sunlight. At night they are literally invisible to the human eye