Manlet Shame Thread

Prove you're not a manlet.

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OP's face when this thread backfired

The installed a new pit at my gym today, sheer concrete sides and eight feet deep. Absolutely inescapable for shrimpus heightus deficious, also known as the common manlet. We feed them scraps, little pieces of spam mostly, it's rather cute to see them scampering about down there in the hope that a woman may take pity and adopt them, perhaps keeping them as a pet in an old shoebox. But of course the won't, because they're not real men, merely hobbits, little jockey sized freaks who deserve their castigation from society.

>back pain and you
six foot three and i laughed

These are the same roasties who cry rape when they regret sleeping with someone

Is this the manlet uprising?

can you really call anything manlets do an uprising?

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I havn't laughed at someone's personal features in a really long time. But, this fuckers face is fucking gold.

That woman, she’s the girl
The girl from the
It’s her, she’s back baby

He ded?

>tfw I lived with a guy who was 5'6"
>couldn't even mention the word height around him without him leaving or raging
>start calling him a manlet on the daily
>he eventually loses it
>hates us
>his gf breaks up with him
>we kick him out of the house

the house is much nicer now, plus he was a Bernie loving soyboy so that's gone too

wh*te ''men'' BTFO

5'11" King of leManlets here, being tall like 6 3 means your dick is at least mediocre,theres no giant dicklets walking about,
Wish i were taller so i could mock you but i am hanging on to the edge of the pit

GROW
GROW
GROW

>spam
Why waste good protein AND natural collagen on them? Like feeding truffles to dogs tbqh

Are there actually guys insecure about being tall?

I dated a guy who was 5'4 once. I thought he was very attractive and I was the one to come on to him, but he was so damn insecure about his height that it ruined the relationship. It's a shame too because he was quite a catch otherwise.

>Manlets actually think they're human

youtu.be/t4PTtXIQ3vs?t=11s
here he is in motion

how big was his cock

Just when will they learn?

Fuck, do you think she asked or he offered?

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Day of the tunnel soon longmen.... you just wait

It's like his legs aren't supposed to be on that body

we're gonna dig a tunnel with small doors and the long ones will pay for this

>hanging on the edge
you already there fellow manlet, start digging

Source???

Who cares about tall bitches? Anything taller than 5'8 and you just look weird. So being 5'10 is all you need. 6'+ is attractive if you can pull off a masculine body. But most tall people are just lanky.

I do envy the 6'6 guys that are build like a tank, though.

Reminder that "lanky" tall guys just have long legs and short torsos.

If you have a long torso and normalish legs, you can pull off being 6'4" easily without looking like a lanklet.

that lanklet is significantly younger and better looking than the ugly lobster man

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ALARM!!! ALARM!!!1
THE MANLETS ARE ATTEMPTING A BREAK FROM THE PIT!

the situation is deteriorating quickly gents, the gym perimeter has been compromised!
we have been sabotaged by a lanklet that opened the pit to make fun of the manlets shortcomings.
the lanklet is presumed killed by the wave of angry lemmings that charged through the gate.
the front desk tried to negotiate a truce but the lemmings started chanting "day of the tunnel... day of the tunnel... day of the tunnel..."
This is it lads, remember the teachings of the three saints, AESTHETICS, NATTY, and SCOOPS.

MAN THE BENCHES, DEPLOY THE DUMBELLS, COCK THE BARBELLS, WE MUST NOT LET THEM REACH THE SQUAT RACKS, OR ELSE THEY WILL BE FOREVER LOST TO CURLS!

>be me working out at 4am
>le 5'2" manlet walks in and sits down on lat pull downs
>he stands on the seat, holds onto the bar and jumps down because his arms won't reach all the way up to the bar if he sits down
mfw

the most gangster shit I've ever seen

the fucking dog

if you feel a need to mock others, especially for reasons out of their control, you have more insecurities than most of the people you make fun of. i guess you can be fit and a hater at the same time, but learn to love yourself and others bro

Even Spyro knows

>tfw 6'5 and 32" inseam
My bro is 6'2 with 36 inseam and he's the pinnacle of lanklet, so I guess I'm in the fine range

stiff leg is a bad sign, right?

troll thread my man

Manlet detected

idiot?

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I'm tall and this makes me mad.

>I'm tall

5'11 isn't tall, manlet.

that sucks

>Think I'm all good at 6'3" tall
>mfw I just know Robert Wadlow is looking down from heaven and calling me a manlet

Why even try?

This goes beyond the manlet joke. This mad bitch

am 5'16" Emperor of Manlets.

what if someone made an article about how unattractive fat people are

where did we go wrong

lmao he looks like a baby wearing a diaper

>tfw I was the one making the manlet jokes
>preemptive strikes made it seem like I was cool with it and had nothing to compensate for
You have to be Veeky Forums and chill tho or being a manlet is suffering

Lankets, when will they learn?

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probably above 6'7 or something crazy like that

its a film

I don’t like him.

>that beard

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>this is who Veeky Forums looks up to

looks down to, I mean

PI PI PI PITER LANGUILA

>talks about sperm donor
>doesn't ever mention just getting a tall woman's eggs

Hypergamy, everyone.

this is fake right?

Women dont' really feel this way do this?

Is 5'7" manlet?

holy fuck that is cold

>Women dont' really feel this way do this?
>Is 5'7" manlet?

5'4 spiclet here, it's all true. you can get away with it if you're rich and handsome, but they will always trade up given the chance

Now I hate women even more

lol

>tfw 6' bean

They really do

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Correct filename is manlettimeout.webm

Fuck that cunt

Yes. Unless you are successful aka rich or handsome.

Note: there was an article years back where they ran a survey and 10% or a bit higher will date/f a man solely due to his car (exotic car).

hola mi hermano alto

OC

Kek

that colin farrell one can't be real surely

I'm 5'9" but I get perceived as taller than i really am. It's a neat phenomenon.

If you have back pain at 6'3" then you're doing it wrong.

6'3" reporting in

yes, when i was in high school, 16, 6'0, 122lbs

The patron saint of manlets

At 5'10" I can confirm this.

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