Sexual Fitness

Just get her pregnant dumbass.

Memes aside I don't think you guys understand.

She wants it in increments of 1.5 hours every day sometimes multiple times a day. It's exhausting! And it's really just become a chore, cause if I don't do it then she just mopes and begs and mopes and begs. I love her and all, it's just that she wants to have sex more often than I can even be in the gym. She wants to have sex for as many hours a week as most part time jobs give, and I already work 55 hours a week in construction.

She masturbates 4 times a day if you don't fuck? And she can't get off masturbating? What's wrong with her

If the shoe was on the other foot everyone would think you were a sex pest, tell her to relax

Knock her up you fucking retard. If she has to worry about the baby she won't be worried about sex too often.

you a homo or you a humble brag, you can pick one but not both.
get a hitachi, shoot test, or eat a pile of onions
you can do any of those or break up

Won't test make me lose my hair though? I'm not sure which is worse, her begging or losing my hair. Is there a way to /fraud/ without losing my hair but still getting the libido boost?

So if I go to 15%, my libido will be higher? I'll try that.

I don't understand the onions.

She had ovarian cancer and can no longer have children.

I honestly think she's got some sort of problem, but she doesn't think so and that's about as far as the conversation goes every time I bring it up.

And yeah, 4 times a day, easy. Sometimes I'll find her sitting at her desk, just schlicking while watching video game let's plays on Youtube or reading how to manuals for her hobbies. It's weird.

Does she have a job or goes to school?

She works two jobs to keep herself busy.

She does IT consulting and she does property management.

>Get courage to talk to girl at the university gym, finally learn her name and we seem to hit it off
>Later stalk her a bit on instagram
>Discover she has two seperate profiles
>the second profile is actually her sofiagray account where she sells her used underwear

BOYS WHAT DO I DO

I won't leave any of you hanging
sofiagray.com/shops/chillychick_/

Get her a vibrator or some other toys and fucking use it on her you mong

>those hips
Take her to pound town immediately

This.
extra points if you get one of those clone-a-cock kits that makes a mold of your dick.
Also, it's possible her hormones got fucked up from ovarian cancer treatments. not unheard of

>those curves
Take her to pound town immediately

Two things. Fuck her harder and longer. Make her sore as fuck.

Damiana Tea. Look it up. It's from Mexico and was used by the Aztecs for a multitude of things including as an aphrodisiac.

You're welcome. I have the opposite problem. My wife's libido has dropped drastically since we married and she put on some weight. Still five times a week, but I want to fuck constantly.

user YOU HAVE TO SMASH RIGHT NOW

I can't believe there's a website dedicated on that..

> Convulsions and other symptoms similar to rabies or strychnine poisoning have been reported after taking 200 grams of damiana extract.

Wew

shoot up some gear
+great gains
+increased sex drive (tren makes some want to fuck anything, and if your wife really is attractive, you would have no problem keeping up with her)
-can fuck up your endocrine system forever and make you bald if you aren't careful and well versed in pct, dosage, and cycles

I wish I could sell my used underwear for 1000 percent markup.

I feel for you. I'm a guy and I'm completely OK with sexy once a day, maybe more if I'm really horny.

I wouldn't be able to handle a girl that wants me to fuck her multiple times a day, every day. I've come to terms with my libido just not being that high. Especially if the girl is skinny/not high test looking, I'll probably only be able to fuck her once a day.

I don't have anything to offer you other than that, OP. I supposed you could find other ways to satisfy her, i.e. using your fingers/tongue to get her off.

>sex happens naturally

Please explain to a 26-year-old virgin exactly how this happens, down to the smallest detail. Step by step. Thank you.

The classic "every guy wants a girl that likes sex until they actually find one"

Does she get off on penetration only? Oral sex doesn't do it?
I had a girl exactly like that for about 3 years and I would just eat her out when I didn't feel like pounding her.

How do i get my gf to have this problem? Im literally the opposite to this situation. I want it constantly and everyday while shes happy with once every 1-2 weeks and even then its kinda just to keep me happy....ish

You drink it once a day at the most, idiot, and two teaspoons at the most.

Does two teaspoons sound like 200 fucking grams?

Oxygen is also pretty caustic. You should quit breathing.

>take gril out on date
>have nice date
>near the natural end of date ask if she wants to come over or she'll ask you
>watch the office or some shit
>get closer
>start making out
>sex
This might not work if you're unattractive, but I wouldn't know

>getting this upset over some user's post

Maybe your wife should stop pegging you 5 times a week. You seem a little TOO butthurt.

whats the instagram?

Sexual health? What a joke.

You must chastise yourself user. No orgasms ever again unless for medical purposes (making a baby)

Reproductive organs should only be used to create more White Soldiers. Besides that, embrace An Asceticism. The harder the life. The tougher the Lion.

You may think this is crazy. Even madness... Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!

Have you tried explaining that she was clearly made for BBC?

Hey guys I have sex too btw

whats her instagram? honestly who cares if she makes money exploiting horny idiots online. Smart as well as smash. why arent you fucking her right now cuck?

It sounds like she genuinely might have sex-addiction. Do some research about it and try and discretely figure out if the constant need for sex is merely to cover up some other pain she's not dealing with. As fatties do with food, she might do with sex.

Be careful though with how you approach these kinds of questions. Alternatively, learn how to better satisfy her; it's not just about quantity but the quality of the sex, deep satisfaction lasts way, way longer than just "getting off".

This thread has merit solely because it reminded me to catch up on Their Story

Allow me to explain.

>get gf when 17
>go out for 3 years, fuck countless times
>it's been 4 years, never developed the skill to approach women
>the lack of sex is brutal
>I'm ugly as fuck

what in the literal fuck

>got married recently
>after 3 years of relationship
>we hit it off pretty fast too, had sex couple of days a week when she stayed the night
>she begs for sex a few times a day too
>I usually go once or twice max
>she had ovarian cancer too, but is pregnant now, because one survived

are you from a parallel universe, OP?

>Alternatively, learn how to better satisfy her; it's not just about quantity but the quality of the sex, deep satisfaction lasts way, way longer than just "getting off"

This OP
Make the fucking not about you, but about her. Try fucking her without finishing yourself, only cum every other time you fuck her.

>The classic "every guy wants a girl that likes sex until they actually find one"
I refuse to believe this fucking meme

Gross

>having sex multiple times a day

Like, don't you people have jobs? Hobbies? Anything to do?

Fuck, I usually see my gf for 1 hour a day including the mandatory dinner we always have together.

I feel you OP

It can be pretty exhausting living with a nympho, so I bought her some sex toys to keep herself busy and have sex every other day.
Also the toys are pretty fun to play with.

Lol, i was just like you were user.. Back in the day.

Buy her underwear, wear them and reveal them to her when you're about to fuck her.
It's the only way user.

I understand this problem OP. Most people here have never been in long term relationships and think its a dream life instead of just being tiring and annoying after a while. Women are far more sex crazed and obsessed than men.

Quite honestly it sounds like you need a discussion with her more than anything else.

Wait... wut? You buy sexy man underwear??

So should I stay with the girl who's pretty awesome but I'm frustrated all the time by not having enough sex?

I mean that's what I'm doing and pretty much how I've decided, but sometimes I have my doubts

She literally needs to go to the doctor, being too horny is much of a problem as being not having sexual desires.

Or you could just mindbreak her, deny sex for like a month and see her become crazy.

More lifting, more meat, maca powder, and also quit being a bitch and just man up.

Yes, buy the underwear she is selling and wear them. Imagine how wet she'd get seeing your little clitty all dressed up.

Google herbal remedies? Get on test? Get a new girlfriend?

One party will always be undersexed, one party will always be oversexed. If you're the man, and you're oversexed, you're gonna have a bad time.

...or she'll fuck all the neighbors.

That's gay.

Ok i get that but can I not aim to be.. less undersexed?

you should watch Nymphomaniac, what you describe is exactly what is portrayed in the movie
The compulsive masturbation seems to indicate some form of nymphomania, and you're pissing against the wind if you think there's anyway for you to keep up, your girl needs professional help to learn to control her urges, be it only for her own sake, let alone your couple

Take test and tren, and do nofap. Guarantee you'll be fucking her more than she can handle

How do I cuck someone? Every single girl I’m interested in has a bf so I might have to go brad mode.

Dude, I've fapped up to 8 times in a single day with fap session lasting anywhere from 5 minutes to 2.5 hours. Down time is usually around 15-20 minutes but if I don't stop fapping I can keep it hard and fap until I cum again. I doubt I'd be troubled with a nympho.

just choke the fuck out of her a few times a week. that will chill her out.

seriously.

>every single girl I'm interested in has a bf

Welcome to the modern world, where obesity, toxic feminism, and gender insanity have decimated the ranks of women you'd consider pursuing.

was she fucked with as a kid?

sage

fucking fraud, if she's had ovarian cancer they remove ONE ovary, having cancer on both is ultra rare

on top of that, if she had her ovaries out she would not have this kind of sex drive

time to hop on boi, its your duty

Do the job right. Fuck her hard for a long time until her pussy caves in.

I'll be your bull, hit me up.

>work 55 hours a week in construction
>complain about his gf wanting sex in increments of 1.5 hours

Bullshit, stop lying.

Huh...you do realize if you are like 9% body fat your libido will go down, right? If you are really 9% (which you are probably aren't) maybe you should increase your caloric intake and make sure you are around 12 to 14% bodyfat.

I had a buddy that was engaged to a girl like this. Eventually she got frustrated because he didn't want to fuck 1.5+ times a day and she dumped him. Good luck op.

You're a faggot for not wanting to fuck
Your wife daily.

But if you really want her libido to nosedive then get her pregnant. Or send her to me.

>if you are like 9% body fat your libido will go down, right?
Wait what, is this true? Fuck, this might be the remedy to all my issues.

Dude just beat the shit out of her lol

Me and my girl fuck every single day, usually more than once. Get your shit checked out, OP. If the woman you truly love is offering herself to you, and you can’t get into it, there’s something wrong.

what a fucking faggot

Do you know where u are XDDD

Primo is good for libido, not sure about hair loss but it's definetly on safer side of things.
Cialis is good too.

Does he have low T since he has a low sex drive? I'm not even that fit but I can get a stiffy after popping one just a few minutes maybe 5

Yep, I lost the academic article that showed the link between low body fat and low libido, but you can find a lot of articles and people talking about this problem, even that guy that loves rack pulls above the knee talks about this on Youtube.

Also, if you want to give yourself a boost you should eat penuts, and in the worst case scenario try to use a Bathmate, it's a bit expensive but it works, it's a water pump that helps your dick get hard.

No, you misunderstand me. My issue is that I have too high libido (compared to my gf), I could go for sex 5-6 times a day easily. I'm slowbuling tho, and will continue to do so till I hit 1/2/3/4 to have something to cut on. Bulking hasn't really increased my libido tho, but maybe cutting will.

Then get shredded, m8, and good luck.

Can't wait to start cutting. Have been down with the flu these past days, hope it won't interfere with my gains too much.

You do realise pumping your hips backwards and forwards for 40 minutes is tiring, right?

I've gone 10 times in 1 day multiple times

Girls can't match a healthy male labido dummy

OP just needs to get up to 12-15% BF and eat more carbs to up his

just have a nice wank mate
you can supplement your sex regime with faps to bring yourself down to her level, easier than she could go down to yours theoretically if she was undersexed

>gf is getting fat so I'm enjoying sex with her less and less
>she still gets me hard but it's just okay
>she's hard to move around the bed
>I give her lots of foreplay, then fuck her for about 15 minutes and then bust before I lose my erection entirely
>mfw she has the audacity to complain

dump her

Trust me. Make your life easier. Dump her. I've been there. Leave the whale.

resposting from /sig/

>mentally I feel like fapping/getting laid
>physically I don't feel sensitive, I can't even get turned on properly, I get bored halfway through anything sexual, not even degenerate hentai doujins do anything
I fap very rarely, without death grip, got my vitamins, got my 8 hours of sleep, quality meals, """enough""" test (550ng/dl or something, that's month old and I've been doing everything to raise it since, so it's hopefully higher), gaining weight slowly on a bulk.
Women find me attractive, guys find me attractive, I'd like to get laid, maybe even start a relationship again, yet this almost asexuality is killing me. What do bros, I'm completely fucking lost. I do a 6-7 day PPL but I have enough rest, although there is tons of stress from school. Drinking about a gallon of water a day.
I don't do any drugs, haven't drunk alcohol in months, even then I drank VERY rarely. I do drink a lot of energy drinks, like 3-4 a week, but that doesn't seem to affect me negatively in any way, except my wallet.
It's also not a body dysmorphia thing anymore (I think at least). I'm going ballistic over here cause of it though. And the worst thing? I'm 18.

bf at around 11-12%

same here brah, just no interested. if lets say in this moment right now some hot girl climbes on me and used me for sex i wouldn't mind. but i can't be bothered to initiate even the smalest contact. dunno why, maybe i'm saying goodybye to this world step by step. we all gonne make it

I honestly think this is because you don't have any women in your lives who is worthy of your attention. This is why more and more men do this - they check out of society because they have nothing to gain from the whole "relationship" game, or even from the whole "career" game. Like, back in the good ol' days there were lots of virginal virtuous women to strive for, but now? Why even bother with relationships and sex if all you could possibly get is some used up broken goods whore who has been riding the cock carousel for years?

>lmaoo low test OP I jacked off 11 times in one day once
>a male with healthy libido should be able to fugg 10 times per day you're gonna get cuckd since you can't satisfy her
t. guys who have never been in a long term relationship

1. A girl who worships your dick is not going to cheat on you

2. You will have that so called "healthy libido" until you've fucked the same pussy multiple times a day for a long ass time and get tired of it. It's how the body works and it's natures way to make you want to move on and spread your seed elsewhere. There's been studies done on animals regarding this shit. Let a hamster guy into a cage with one female and he'll fuck her a lot in the beginning but over time do it once or twice and then go to sleep. Put him into a harem of she-hamsters and he'll fuck until he passes out

Is 5 years considered long? Because I could still be able to fuck multiple times a day, if only I could