Can any bathmate users share your testimony? How often have you been using it and how effective has it been?

wait so you're just pumping up your dick and not using it on your gf? wtf niqqa

why are you even with her

No I use it on other girls fuckwit. I'm only at 70% but I think she has flings when she's gone. It's a don't ask don't tell kinda thing.

Why are you still with each other when there's so much cheating and absolutely no sex with each other going on?

Sounds like you should end the relationship.

We do have sex, but she had to stop birth control since it fucked with her periods so I use condoms with spermicide lube. It's more of an open relationship.

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Enjoy your herpes

She has to use condoms, if she got pregnant daddy would stop paying for her degree and he already has an internship lined up for her.

Im sorry stanley, but you sound beta as fuck. Have you considered ditching the whore and starting to lift?

Don't do it. Ended up with phimosis as a result of the cracks it was leaving on my foreskin. Underwent circumcision in September of this year. Pointless. Merely for the insecure.

I've heard that if you stop for over a week, your gains pretty much go away. If you start again, your gains come back after a couple sessions. It's a lifelong commitment for that 0.5"-1" extra length.

so... what you're saying is that the end result of using this was that you had to get circumcised. I'm sorry man but that's hilarious. at least God will recognize you now

it just works

This. You have a gf but you don't have sex with her?
>meanwhile he pumps his
penis like a mad man

Banter

How long you been using it for and how frequently?

I have one.
I use it everyday for 25-30 minutes straight on full pressure during showers or baths. I recommend buying the neck strap off of amazon because I got it for $8 instead of $20 or something off the website, and you will need it.

My suggestions:
- start slow with 10-15 minute sessions
- using it in one long session rather than short 5 minute blasts is best

My results:
- after 6 months of consistent use I have gained 1/2 inch in length and 1.5 inches in girth
- best part is I can get a boner at the drop of a hat
- crazy morning wood everyday
- having sex within a couple of hours of using it is retarded good
- dick gains happen quick

Downsides:
- your dick is darker, sort of purplish for ~48 hours after using it
- if you leave it on too long you get this sort of dick bloat. It’s like your dick is huge and all puffy and it’s actually kind of scary because it looks and feels gross, but it doesn’t hurt and it takes hours to go away.
- you have to take ridiculously long showers to spend enough time in the Bathmate

Overall:
One of the best things I’ve ever bought. My dick is noticeably bigger and regardless of how often I jerk off I am always able to get it up. I am in my 30’s and feel like my dick is 14 again. I highly recommend buying a Bathmate or a quality knock off.

I was tempted to get one of these to use before fucking the gf but i think seeing her get off way more from my pumped up dick would just make me feel like a little bitch whenever i didnt use it

>user takes the time to blogpost woth relevant info
>not a single (You)
Have a (You) user

Thanks. Is it true that you lose your gains if you stop using it consistently?

>if you leave it on too long you get this sort of dick bloat. It’s like your dick is huge and all puffy and it’s actually kind of scary because it looks and feels gross, but it doesn’t hurt and it takes hours to go away.
but this is intended. Your dicc should be swollen for couple hours in order to stretch your blood vessels

also, what is the difference between normal pump and bathmate? you just got water around your dick but it's literally the same mechanism - pressure streches your peepee

I don’t know because I haven’t stopped using it. But if you stop lifting you will lose your muscle gains. If you stop eating healthy you will get fat. If you stop using propecia or minoxidil you will go bald. The list goes on.

Spending 20 some minutes a day to have a big dick is a sacrifice worth taking . Don’t be one of those “get rich quick” thinking pussies that believes a one time investment should give you a lifetime of gains. Sometimes you have to do maintenance work to maintain gains and benefits.

since water is uncompressable it's more safe
air can compress so you can overpump and rupture something easily

No I meant like a matter of a week or two of stopping.

WHATEVER IT TAKES

The dick bloat is different. A normal pump leaves it longer and thicker, the freaky bloat makes it soft and like a water balloon, you have to see it to understand why it sucks.

The difference between a normal pump and Bathmate, I dunno. I’ve used an air pump on my dick and it was way too harsh and I could only last 5minutes tops. The Bathmate pump is intense but it still feels good and even enjoyable, and the pump seems to last longer.

I’ve gone a week without using it and the purple dick side effect goes away, but my dick didn’t lose any size.

How big is your dick pre- and post- bathmate bro

I would be too tempted to run up and kick her in the roastie if I saw that

I am a 5’7” manlet and my dick was about 5 3/4 inches length. Since Bathmate my dick is about 6 1/2 length and about 5 1/2 inches around. The girth is ridiculous and the length is awesome.
It really is one of those things that you will have to use for yourself, be consistent, and see the results.

Only gay men totally shave their stuff

I didn’t really answer pre and post. But it adds about an half an inch in length and an inch in girth every time you use it. And thos effects diminish for around 3 hours after you use it, but you remain bigger each time. Just like lifting weights.

>adds 1 inch of girth after pump
>already 6.25 inch
I kinda want to try this out, just to see what it looks like at 7.25 inch girth

ishygddt

All these pathetic people, so glad to have an above average dick, i have enough insecurities, can't imagine worrying about my dick size.

what is your dick size? i've got 6.7" and i want to get one just to see my dick get bigger even temporarly

Yeah he'll recognize you as a semite haha

all dicks are different
you might gain 1 inch, maybe less, maybe even more
it depends on your elasticity

Got mine yesterday, I will log my progress. Already at 7" tho

make a youtube series with instructions, no homo

Tips for keeping it on while standing in the shower? I've noticed that taking the comfort pad out and putting the pump on upside down helps, as well as trimming pubes. Is the neck strap worth it?

good luck bro, I managed to add 3" over the summer, was 5 before

Why would I lol
That's a lot. I'm starting really slow, only had two sessions so far. What routine did you use

>I am in my 30’s
I'm 23, would you recommend this to younger guys?

how much does it cost? in my country prices vary from $90 to $300 for same exact model

Gib routine.
Must have been lots of stretching

>being so much of a dicklet you need a pump that ruins your dick
lmaoing at you dicklets

At least I got quads.

what model do you own exactly? im seeing that there are some differences in specification and price

real shit?

Very nice

NANI

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what kind of "emergency"?

how
what's ur routine

the Hercules should work for everybody who doesn't have a monster cock

the x-series (x30,x40 etc) are and older model and are cheaper but provide less suction
also they don't have a switch at the tip compared to the Hercules and they are a bitch to use because of that (the water spills out)

LmAo

I have the xtreme and the suction is really good. I read about the regular models having problems but the xtreme seems to have been improved upon

from what i saw in one shop today x30 and x40 has [bigger number] describing pressure than hercules (i don't know if it means it better or worse) and hercules was quite a bit cheaper

you got source on this stuff?

>pathetic losers, I’m blessed with a average penis, people with smaller weewees shouldn’t seek to improve it cause mine is perfect the way it is

Nigger

The cuck

shit i mixed them up

the x30/x40 are the newer ones with the switch on the tip (to prevent water leakage when putting your dick in it

hercules is the old one

Needs merchant silhouette

will i get better gains while using bathmate on cycle with some orals that provide great pump?

SHES 10 YEARS OLD

EWWWW EW EW.

>got a warning for getting quads
Nice fucking job. Also make sure to keep the bbc posts, those truly increase the quality of the board.

and?

don't lie.

SAUCE

Fucking kill yourself pedo.

>the absolute state of Veeky Forums
fuck this board

She's an adult you fucking idiot. Children can't move like that.

I want to commit a crime

The only crime you could commit is rape or sexual assault of an adult woman because she's one.

Is this shit really $110? Where did you guys get yours?

They have $25 knockoff bathmates on Alibaba Express. I have been using those recently and I'll report back if my dick ever breaks.

I've got around 7.6 inches x 5.5 inches. I want to try Bathmate and absolutely destroy my girlfriend, problem is I've heard it's bad for your dick.i tried light jelqing before and injured myself

Might as well turn myself in.

Trolling or legit? Im buying one now if not trolling

>3"
Lies.

This shit sounds dangerous as fuck

Yes. I wish I could go back in time and started earlier. I was a total porn addicted fap hound in my 20’s and there was a handful of girls where I couldn’t get it up for them. Now I have zero worries about getting hard and it’s bigger too.

I was gonna hit the bench but watching girls get turned on by the muscle size and definition I wasn't naturally born with makes me embarrassed.

Who gives an absolute fuck bruh do what you need to do in order to become the best version of youeself.
Gogetit

Calling us pathetic then following up with saying you're already too insecure to handle another issue.

Danananana! It's Oxymoron mannnn

Will these work to make the clitoris bigger? I'm not shitposting, I'm serious.

So what if you’re not an ape and already cut?

Bait aside, I'm also interested in this.

Then go back to isis