Dragon's Den time cunts

Dragon's Den time cunts.

Feeling like less of a prick today so I'm looking for the best investment pitches in return for some coins.

Post your investment idea and BTC or ETH address and the best, funniest or maybe even worst will get prizes.

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my area has been being hit with natural disasters and is making a lot of people feel unsafe, and since im a reputable and well known member of the community, i would like to capitalize on the current situation and offer them emergency preparedness products, such as medical supplies, emergency tools, emergency lighting, etc.

i have the line of products ready for purchase, i have the website i handbuilt up, and everything is green... except for funding.

i refuse to bow down to any banks or loaners, i will NOT be in debt. all i need is about 2.5k, ive done the projections and research, and that is all i need for this to take off. im just not going to be another victim to the eternal jew, but im afraid im going to miss my chance if i dont

if you could help, thatd be pretty cool

12LZYbXmGfXoPL6qQZM7ycE9CrcTYexFVE bitcoin address

0x90875a642Cd78b244E1B1eCfcdB76AF6BDaf9956
eth wallet

A box that makes you a mixed drink, seals it in a container, and flies it to you via drone. Put them in San Francisco so the price of a drone dropped drink is still less than bad drinks.

> Flexible lcd pricetags for supermarkets

Dont give money to this dirty puerto rican, let the island niggers fend for themselves till they want to be a real state.

I'm setting up a website to allow normies to buy btc at a 10% markup by interact e transfer .

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A machine that will be the same size of a microwave, but can be used to easily bake. It will have buttons so it will be "programmable" by the user like a roomba. It can do basic baking techniques like folding batter, whipping, , regular mixing, convection baking, even a cooling cycle.
BTC address:
195o2AWPJ2X3ZmoyHkigPKnKqQBU2u8Meu

not a puerto rican, i live in illinois on the river

we are getting slammed by flooding and tornadoes, weve already had 5 families move out of the community

Basically it's a swiss army knife but instead of knives and tools, it's different coloured fidget spinners.

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