Dragon's Den time cunts

Dragon's Den time cunts.

Feeling like less of a prick today so I'm looking for the best investment pitches in return for some coins.

Post your investment idea and BTC or ETH address and the best, funniest or maybe even worst will get prizes.

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my area has been being hit with natural disasters and is making a lot of people feel unsafe, and since im a reputable and well known member of the community, i would like to capitalize on the current situation and offer them emergency preparedness products, such as medical supplies, emergency tools, emergency lighting, etc.

i have the line of products ready for purchase, i have the website i handbuilt up, and everything is green... except for funding.

i refuse to bow down to any banks or loaners, i will NOT be in debt. all i need is about 2.5k, ive done the projections and research, and that is all i need for this to take off. im just not going to be another victim to the eternal jew, but im afraid im going to miss my chance if i dont

if you could help, thatd be pretty cool

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A box that makes you a mixed drink, seals it in a container, and flies it to you via drone. Put them in San Francisco so the price of a drone dropped drink is still less than bad drinks.

> Flexible lcd pricetags for supermarkets

Dont give money to this dirty puerto rican, let the island niggers fend for themselves till they want to be a real state.

I'm setting up a website to allow normies to buy btc at a 10% markup by interact e transfer .

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A machine that will be the same size of a microwave, but can be used to easily bake. It will have buttons so it will be "programmable" by the user like a roomba. It can do basic baking techniques like folding batter, whipping, , regular mixing, convection baking, even a cooling cycle.
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not a puerto rican, i live in illinois on the river

we are getting slammed by flooding and tornadoes, weve already had 5 families move out of the community

Basically it's a swiss army knife but instead of knives and tools, it's different coloured fidget spinners.

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Easy
The cannabis industry

Plz gibs

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Currently a student who is also getting a cooking diploma besides my main study. Literally no good korean restaurant in the city (I am half korean and know the kitchen well). Meanwhile korean embassy is expanding and more and more koreans come here while shitty koreanguest houses get filled with people. My sollution: a korean restaurant that is also a guest house. Guests would also be more likely to order more drinks at the restaurant due to their room being in the same building so that would be an extra cash bonus for me. Money would be very appreciated BTC: 16my744XivWPJhj5qnE6zFurueoLyV5xd

I've designed this tool to save electricity while using IOTA. Basically, it's a conductive testicle holster which convert the heat of each nut into the electricity needed to confirm two transactions. The network cannot be hacked from the TangleDangleā„¢ as it detect malicious intent and tiny needles stab the balls of the perpetrator to subdue him.


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Best investment idea ever:

Fuck you. Give me your money.


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i would buy this desu, good idea

>genuinely hold an patent on wireless energy transfer
>i don't want to get killed by oil cartels so i won't go public until off the planet (ie. in space)

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release it user, i own a security company comprised of retired vets

we will protect you, stay safe

I want to be a business that works directly with Amazon.

If you are a prime member like me, you get a lot of Amazon boxes.

Instead of recylcing them or throwing them away, what if there was a service that came to your house, picked up the boxes and broke them down and took them back to Amazon.

They could directly re-use any lightly used boxes, recycle the rest and look like the good guys who are saving the environment.

thanks but no, oil is the major industrial asset in this epoch, i want to change that, i'll publish my research even when i'm dead or so far away from this shit

Cardboard is cheap af, labour and gas is not plus the logistics would be another huge expense. how retarded are you?

You under estimate leftist virtue signalers who will pay for the very appearance doing good for the environment.

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If you put small fans in bongs they could take rips for you or at least assist in taking much larger hits. This will work i have tested this with a computer fan and a 2 liter bong.

>I want to be a business that works directly with Amazon.
>If you are a prime member like me, you get a lot of Amazon boxes.
>Instead of recylcing them or throwing them away, what if there was a service that came to your house, picked up the boxes and broke them down and took them back to Amazon.
>They could directly re-use any lightly used boxes, recycle the rest and look like the good guys who are saving the environment.


I vote this as the best one. Yuppie leftie types love this shit.

Indeed, this is the problem with a lot of these inventions, same with the LCD price tag thing.

In that yes it's a bloody good idea and makes basic sense, however is it cheaper than what already exists? Why would the customer company bother with your awesome product if what they're ALREADY DOING is cheap as fuck?

Change is expensive, it has to give some major advantage, AND save a shitload of money, rather than just be a good idea.

I'm in a unique position family wise in that my partner is Bangladeshi, her mum is a retired diplomat, and her dad is a VP of a major bank there with lots of business contacts. Labour and resources are CHEAP AS FUCK there. If Brexit happens, trade should be good too.

HOWEVER, I'm a problem solver, my partner is a researcher. We lack VISION and IDEAS as well as the ability to be a convincing salesperson. There has to be something we could do..

Also with this you're just asking to be directly undercut by Amazon. If this was worth doing, they'd just have their own delivery drivers pick up the boxes and hand them back the next time they pick up a parcel.

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Back when the world was fun, Soldier of Fortune Magazine had a classifieds section where everything from espionage specialists and security personnel to mercenaries and assassins could be found, contacted, and hired. I intend to develop a similar service on the internet taking advantage of the fact that cryptocurrencies allow for people to circumvent international laws and action from established financial services, such as the freezing of assets by banks. This also eliminates the need to use shady services such as the cayman islands and swiss banks which would be very appealing to newcomers in the industry. Finally having a singular reliable marketplace that does not require 'dark web' finagling due to decentralization opens up possibilities for low-level clients which are one of the biggest untapped markets in the world.

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"As long as there are two people left on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead."

I created a small, very cheap to make device to deliver medications through feeding tubes, avoiding the many problems with them clogging or wastage/inaccurate dosing when crushing pills.
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Calling bullshit. Explain even a part of it

We'll find out which one of our anons works for Amazon when they start doing this.

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Bezos if you're out there, 300ETH would be amazing

OP. This is going to sound borderline retarded, and is an investment idea that I personally have been sitting on for a while.
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You're welcome, and thank you in advance. I need to refill my uber account and don't wanna dip into my cold storage or pull off an exchange.

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