Do you pass the toilet paper roll test?

Do you pass the toilet paper roll test?
If while erect your dick doesn't fit inside the hole, and is longer than the tube shaft, you pass.
Passing means you can more than adequately sexually satisfy the vast majority of women.

strawpoll.me/14551934

the real question is if you pass the pringles tube test

My dick actually ripped teh roll trying to get it out. But also I am
C U R V E D dick master race

tfw don't even reach the end

You are aware every country has different toilet roll sizes, as well as within every country

Wow. Not only am I longer than the tube shaft, my erect dick can't even fit inside it. I'm proud of myself

Toilet rolls in Australia are thick as fuck theres no way I can pass this test.

Try the beer bottle test.

Put your soft dick inside the bottle neck and then watch some porn.

If the bottle smashes, you pass.

t. dicklet

Pro-tip: toilet rolls are different sizes.

So are vaginas.

Australia user, I pass the test, although i'm 6.25inch girth

So?

Your mum doesn't think so

The Australian ones are only 4 inches long lmao

I can only get half way in does that count?

im longer than it by a good bit but i can still fit inside it, good thing I dont like cunts

Lad, I can't pass either part of the water bottle test JUST

Toilet roll card tubes are various sizes all around the world..

UK ones are like 5.5 inch girth

>The Australian ones are only 4 inches long lmao
pls no....

Is that a joke? I'm in Aus and this test is easy as fuck. Girth is 5 inch too

THE SHITPOSTERS HAVE A WEAKNESS

I use Scott towel test instead. more consistent size.

OP let me ask you a question; Do you seriously, seriously think that people are gonna be honest in that poll? That poll is worthless, there's like 1 in 1000 who would 'pass' that test, and even then, that's almost freakishly big.

I feel average and i can say I fail the thickness. Length is super easy to pass as well, how long are those things? 6 inches? I'm mildly convinced you're just being retarded on purpose.

Then you failed, this is my point. It would seem you and i fail at the same thing, thickness. I pass length too, but im not even close to filling that thing out. So we've failed, and that's what i mean, there can't be many people who would pass BOTH those things, that's fucking insane.

the terminology is super confusing, I meant I passed (it doesn't fit)

>white boi detected

I just verified and the toilet paper roll is only 4 inches long so I'm sure I pass that too. I feel I'm only average, hence, half the people should pass, which is what we see. But I'm just confused how you guys are failing the 4 inch length test. That's highly suspicious.

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I don't even fit while spft

damn congratulations, i guess. Isn't that like a baseball bat tier of thick?

My cock is longer than the toilet roll but not as thick. The chicks i've been with always told i was big, so i've never really worried about size. AND my cock happens to slightly lean to the left, so if it was any bigger than it is, id be having problems. I think people are just generally too meme'd from porn.

and until like 10 years ago they were like an inch thicker.

Mine curves upwards so I can't really test this.

Pls be true

Lame test

Put your penis in a spud launcher and fire it into your gymbros ass

Depth of penetration is how good your dick is

is this really a thing? my dick head almost doesn't fit inside the hole and my dick is at least two and a half inches bigger than it

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Like anons said, it depends on the country. Here toilet rolls are ~10 cm in length but about have ~5 cm diameter.

yea i pass but i never used it lol.....

im not sure how thick you think a toilet paper roll is. or how small you think a baseball bat is...

maybe they're thicker in EU, i know nothing about baseball, it's just what came to mind.

>tfw using Eastern European toilet paper
>tfw failing anyway

lmaoing at all those dicklets

>he wants to sexually satisfy women
homo

>wipe ass with wallpaper
>stick to walls
/interiordesigngains/

Who else 6+ around?

I am
Feelsgoodman but then I realize I'm a virgin and probably always will be

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I'm 7" and I pass the test, but it doesn't look big from my angle.
Girls always complicated it, but idk, maybe it's some dysmorphia or something, but it always feels small, maybe I should stop looking at so much nigger porn.

>5.5in girth
>don't pass

What the fuck

My dick is longer than toilet paper roll when not erect, no way am I putting it in when erect.

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>no way am I putting it in when erect
you arent supposed to you idiot

I used to pass it on both counts but nlw mom bought a different toilet paper which has a bigger diameter, sad really

If your dick is only slightly longer than the tube and it can’t fit inside, then you probably have a short and fat dick

and?

Girls in high school called beer keg

What if my dick is like 50% bigger than the tube length wise and can barely fit in width wise? Good enough for a pass?

That's called pencil dick user, and it's worse then having a chode.

chode boiii

I'm Australian, measured the circumference a while ago and it was 13.5cm or 5.3 inches.

>tfw my head is smaller than the shaft

hahahahahaa spotted the dicklet. You are below average if the tube fits around your erect cock

my soft dick doesnt fit inside the bottle..

I don't know why any you idiots care, I have a slightly above average dick but my mate has a pretty small willy and he has fucked more chicks and way hotter chicks than most other guys I know, and the girls don't seem to give a fuck, I'd probably rather have a small dick and be able to fuck loads of hot chicks than have a huge dick that never gets touched

Sounds like you're right ugly, have no game, or have social autism.
These are independent factors, not relating to your dick size.

Of you're good looking, and have game, of course you can bang lots of chicks. But they're not gonna stick around when they see your 4 inch dick.