How would you stop him?

How would you stop him?

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I honestly wish he'd just cut like 50lbs. He looked so much better at 185kg than 200kg+

I'd run.

>cutting
>ever
lmaoin@your life
>he doesn't BLOATMAXX
SKINNY SOYBOY detected!

>not pledging your gains to the bloat lord

Kick him in the groin, and when at safe distance, throw rocks at him.

climb onto this back grab onto his neck, can't reach me there.

Just roll around to get out of his reach.

.357 Magnum.

>Elbow blows that bend punching bags like foam
>Lazy jabs that blow your arms away
>Cardio
>Great flexibility
>EXPLOSIVE power
>Has a weight advantage over everyone
There is literally no one on earth capable of stopping him, good thing he is not actively trying to wipe us out
PRAISE THE BLOATGOD

I'd take a mild stroll away from him. After a few yards he'd be out of breath

Be bigger

dude he TRAINS mild strolls, there is no fucking way you will walk away from a trained walker
youtube.com/watch?v=zqcFO6rEHm4&t=3s

BTFO

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Doorways

With my katana

Rub my onion I'm casually munching on into his eyesockets and run away as he cries like a bitch

>walking training
fuck I love this meme so much

Why was the katana so commonly mixed with fedoras back in the day?

Start running. If you can get enough distance between you and him, he'll be out of breath in about 100 yards and you can just sail off into the distance.

I don't think it's possible to stop him

See
There is no stopping the BLOATLORD

probably ripped off some faggy anime

>yfw the BLOATLORD outpaces your SPRINTS with MILD STROLLS due to the pure EXPLOSIVENESS of his body

throw vegetables at him

Beat the shit outta him

>Trained walker

That's WHY I said start running, faggot. humans with proper training can manage 100 miles a day.

40 yo Scooby was the pinnacle Scooby

see

2001 scoobs best scoob

See

This vid is so fucking comfy, i watch it all every time it gets posted.

>trained walker

bloatlord ASMR

You aren't taking explosiveness into account. Recalculate your scenario factoring for his explosiveness.

New bloat kino:
youtu.be/z8n-1nncOcA
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*walks after you*

We have no choice. We need to use a spirit bomb.

This man is made for BIG. BLACK. COCK.

run laps around him

Hit him to the body repeatedly. He looks pretty soft around the midsection.

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Big black cock can't even compete with BIG BLOAT COCK

run and hope he is not immortal

This is a nice video.

He's slam you on the ground with his suppleness

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