''the gym? again?!

>It's 10:00 PM on a Thursday as she has Koding class tomorrow at 8:00 AM

>having a doctor

If you ever need medical attention other than an emergency you are never gonna make it

>I want to cuddle NOW not after gym and shower :,(
>why are you always neglecting me?

>not having a home gym

I wonder if a gf can be that stupid and annoying unless it's a weird fetish

Bitch we still can. I'll be back in like 2 hours. You know what I'll see you tmm

>females who don't like sweaty men
She's probably a closet dyke.

She's pretty

If she's on her period, this will happen without fail.

>not drooling over your musky bear of a man
She's either a lesbian or you're a DYEL soyboy.

putting yourself second to a vagina

>has Koding class

>code
>code
>cd
>code
>cd

No you don't bitch

I can smell virginity off this post desu

Takes one to know one senpai

does having sex with 2D women count?

>not getting in the hot tub with her and getting a cheeky handjob
never gonna make it

>tfw my gf likes the post workout sweat and smell
>tfw she gets a hungry look in her eyes when I head out to get shredded
>tfw she asks me to make myself sweat more and more
>tfw she encourages me to go to the gym and hit the sauna after but not shower
>that deep inhale after I get home
>tfw she licks my sweaty body, savoring the onion like taste
>tfw i fucking hate feeling all nasty and sweaty and have to resist the urge to gag when she smells me
How in the FUCK someone can think my ogre sweat is sexy is beyond me

>calling it “training”

>Hypothyroidism
>Cystic Acne
>Chronic Eczema

I'll check in to get my prescriptions but rarely anything more

Made for BIG BLACK COCK.

Does so!

Tbh I would still hire her for my startup

Don't talk to me or my onions ever again.

2bh 2bh so would I

>no option for BALKAN
Fuck off

SHOO! SHOO! GET OUT OF HERE GAINZ GOBLIN!

haha testlet

real onionbros go to the gym and get their dicc succd after

dont waver for a succubus

>he thinks those exercises are enough to gain any kind of substantial muscle
guaranteed dyel

>body weight fitness
Kek, enjoy the hamster wheel retard.

brehs.... who is this? muh feelings

I wouldn't worry about it manlet, she's 6'2". Only 6'5" cock accepted considering she doesn't shy to wearing heels

c-can i get a name at least?

>having to defend your exercise routine to a woman because you're constantly in fear of being judged.
Yeah... absolutely high test over here lads.

What she's trying to tell you is that she wants more. Namely, that although she wouldn't be with you if you didn't have that gym body, she also wants you to have it without spending any time or resources on it that you could devote to her instead. In other words, you're inadequate. It would be the same if you were a millionaire but had to spend time working to keep the money coming in. She wants the money AND all of your attention, because she's a typical woman and can only see herself as a victim in any situation she finds herself in.

mirin her clavs

Karlie Kloss

BIG BHUTANESE COCK is a missing correct choice.

6'4" but with manlet shoes acceptable?

>You will never cum on her gigantic feet
That's it I'm killing myself tonight

Her boyfriend is 6'2.5

She's 6'1.5

>BAVARIAN over 50% and 5x as much as nignog
ES IST ZEIT FÜR EIN GROßES BAYERISCHES REICH, KAMERADEN
How will non Bavarians ever compete?

I would honestly hate myself if she chose me and then I wasn't able to provide a lot of $$ even if she doesn't care about such.

>broke up with gf to spend more time at the gym

gainz>girls

I only voted bavarian because scandi wasn't an option and I hate latvians, enjoy your cucked country.

> I can be done in 15 minutes
What?

What's the fucking point?

What?

>I'm going out with my friends tonight babe
>you: o-oh-o-okay

This is why you never give in to what she wants unless she'd do the same

>women dont enjoy your natural smell
confirmed low test
grills have literally told me my smell makes them want to submit to me
there was also a study where it was confirmed they gave women sweaty shirts from men and they liked how high T men's shirts smell like

Working out for only 15 minutes

Cringe

t. low testcuck

>slave of the gainsgoblin whore
O i am laffin

I get it.
It's just that I don't understand your problem.
What's wrong with a workout that only takes 15 minutes?

That's why I go in the morning before work

Have your girlfriend go on long jogs. you'll understand when she gets back
t. me in 9th grade

Women are weird.
More news at 11.

My girlfriend in 10th grade ran in the cross country team and her post training scent would get me diamonds every fucking time.

Cant wait for the cuck tears

BSC sounds awful t.b.h

> "Gross....I'm just here to pickup dyelwick."

To Dyelwick:

> "Dude, tell your gross mom to stop hitting on me and let's go"

Don't forget that women are apparently more attracted to men that share a biochemical phermonic similarity to their fathers. Whether there is grounds to it or not just saying

My fuckbuddies get disappointed every day I lift

>...maybe we could cuddle tonight
>cardio later

You're not getting laid, fool.

The only right answer is to hide her phone, then start cuddling. After 10 minutes she will realize her life line is gone and get up to get it. Then you go to the gym.

Wow thanks for the new perspective, I'll actually try that next time

Either brilliant bait or desperate faggot. I'm in awe.

>gym at night
LMAO

>tfw I love my gf's sweaty smell
>tfw gf hates mine

Life is pain.

>tfw everything is primal
>tfw inside knowledge
>tfw it's paying off bigtime getting big, muscular and lean getting high test as fuck

...

You know that women don't like when their partners go to gym not because they're lonely but becasue they're insecure and scared that their partner will want to replace them for better model right?

jokes on you i got my blood taken today for a hormonal profile. i dont have any signs of low test though, just good insurance and curiosity

i read a similar study, but the focus and outcome was that women liked the smell of the shirts coming from guys with the least genetic similarity to their own. as in, biologically they were attracted to the smell of men that would give their kids genetic diversity

Wow congrats on your fat chick fan club

why learn when you can spread your legs for your boss to get a career?

>Oh the cardio? We will get to that later tonight.

Want some fedora with your post?

>I pause the ASMR-video
>Go to gym
>Resume video when I get home

Because its useless

Rollplay posters are garbage

>The only right answer is to hide her phone, then start cuddling. After 10 minutes she will realize her life line is gone and get up to get it. Then you go to the gym.

>this
>GOLD

embarrassing

Are you the flex a 'cep guy?

Yikes, is this real?

who is this girl name

the only girls who look like this are feminist sjw liberals in my uni

pue me in le screencap!!!!1111

Lmao

me too Xd

Ok, let's cuddle.

AVAST, YE FOUL GAINS-GOBLIN! BACK! BACK, I SAY!

>go fuck yourself, i'll never put you before work or the gym because thats what got me someone as perfect as you in the first place, and i will never let that shit slip
and then come home from the gym to dinner on the table and fuck her brains out, done.