Ask the sacred deer

but you still have magic powers?

Should I fap right now?

Just tell me already

What, I can't be arsed to wait 30 seconds again.

Sacred deer is my shoulder still too fucked to do a back day tonight?

thank you, sacred deer. I like those odds.

is it time to quit smoking?

Is 400 possible in my lifetime

fair enough what about ecstasy

Sacred deer, will my bench finally stop stalling?

will I lose my viginity in 2018?

Should I integrate skipping into my cardio routine sacred deer?

rerail

Sacred deer please clarify

Will I get what I want soon?

Pls respond

But what, deer? Will my roommate cuck me?

t-thanks sacred deer

Once every 100 workouts

Should I keep cutting through next week too?

So I should end my cut after this week is over?

But what, I should take it easy with the surplus this bulk?

ohh dear deer god, will my plan work?

Will she come back ?

Will it be fine eating a lot these holiday times this month without losing the progress I made on the cut?

I'm chill now, I just wanna know.

will i get in?

Scared deer please tell me, Will I make it?

roll

sorry bro

Will I be satisfied with my decision to move out?

Re

should I drop her?

Should I start lifting again tomorrow?

This time she will say yes, r- right?

please

Will I manage to do 12+ reps with 1/2/3/4 before 2017 ends?

Why do you hate me deer? You always do this shit.

waifus.
> You either hate women or are gay

It's gonna be a failed deadlift set, right deer?
Give it to me streight this time.
Will I fail to match my 4pl8 deadlift reps with my 1pl8 OHP, 2pl8 bench and 3pl8 squat?

>funnyjunk filename
it still exists?

Question for the sacred deer:
Will I overcome my depression soon?

Will I have a good time at uni?

See, this is what I mean deer. Simple this time.
Will I do a 4pl8 deadlift set with more than 8 reps.

Will I get into the school I want?

the deer really is fucking you over

Again with this shit.
12+ reps with 1pl8 was achieved last year.
14 reps with 230lbs was achieved mid 2017.
8 reps with 4pl8 was last year, 10 reps with 3pl8 was fucking yesterday.

Will I increase the rep count of squats or deadlifts this month?

Am I attractive?

Should i /fast/?

It always does this shit. Everytime I try, I get a chain of 4-6 rolls, ending with a flat no, like this So fuck you deer, I hope you die in a fire.

Will the sacred deer choke on a micropenis and self-immolate?

Am I about to take a shit

Fuck

will onions raise my test?

i guess its settled then

Check'd for those 1 in 100 trips

will i succesfully learn korean?

should i hit on those middle eastern braphogs

Is it fine to have a bit more cals today to get enough protein?

Does my fiance actually love me?

reroll

Will I ever get a gf or have sex again?

Will I pass my test Thursday?

...

Will she come back to me?

Holy

...

Will I kiss that chick this year?

She's not going to visit my country, is she

But temporary, I know. Thanks deer

Is fasting going to show my abs?

Will Aeryn be my gf?

So I need an hour or feeding vs 100 hours of fasting?

100 hours of feeding for every hour fasting?

;_;

k

Will my gf and me have a baby in 2018?

Will guillier get elected as chile's president?

Yes but what you fucking deer?
Will he be elected this next election?

Are you omnipotent?

Fuck me

Will the Donald get reelected on 2020?

...

Sacred deer, sacred deer, give me your blessing, that I may have no fear...

Is today leg day?

Will I be at 160 by summer

Is today leg day?

Re-roll

will i always be a manlet?

Will they ever call?

Am I forever cursed to be a virgin?

Should I keep going at this pace ?

that hot bitch at work that always looks at me and asks silly questions just to talk to me,does she likes me?
she is too fucking hot for me to ask her out

is 8% bwf a good goal?