Are Veeky Forums memes a giant psyop by Catholic and Orthodox monks to replenish their orders?
>Find a group of unmarried men who can't get gas >Convince them to stop fapping >Convince them to fast regularly >Convince them to sleep on a floor with no pillow >Convince them that music hurts their test levels, while silence or religious chants increase them >Convince them to eat raw onions like they would during penance
Can't wait for a new study that shows venerating Mary or praying before an icon boosts test by 180%.
No, modern study is just proving the church father's right
Landon Butler
Yep you figured it out.
Easton Bailey
>music hurts their test levels no fucking way don't ruin this for me
Christian Bell
Of course not dum dum. Now remember to pray the rosary after your lifts tonight and be sure to go to confession during this advent season.
Lucas Perez
This, the ancients already got everything right.
Chase Cooper
fpbp
Aiden Young
>"My Lord, the Blasphemers know, shut it down"
Levi Kelly
Correlation is not causation, user. Self-denial, delayed gratification, and temperance ultimately lead to better health and happiness. Just because it syncs up with Christian doctrine doesn’t mean that the info is directly from clergymen.
Sebastian Carter
Perhaps you should begin to realize that the Christian life style increases test as a blessing from the Lord for the hard work of the men who live it.
Owen Turner
And why do you think it "syncs up" with Christian doctrine, genius? Just purely random?
Lincoln Cox
AVE MARIA GRATIA PLENA DOMINUS TECUM BENEDICTA TU IN MULIERIBUS BENEDICTUS FRUCTUS VENTRI TUI JESUS SANCTA MARIA MATER DEI ORA PRO NOBIS PECCATORIBUS NUNC ET IN HORA MORTIS NOSTRAE AMEN
Ayden Cox
>No, modern study is just proving the church father's right /thread
Joshua Watson
>convince them to fuck girls(male) Yeah, it doesn't check out.
Luis Green
Evola often drew on asceticism so it's not surprising that tiger-riding ironpillers would behave a bit monkishly
Colton James
I would become a Catholic monk if I didn't have a daughter desu. I still might go to seminary.
Oliver Hernandez
No that's /b/
Blake Roberts
To be honest I would join one of those orders if they let me lift and play chess as a leisure activity
Xavier Sanders
Remember to pray the rosary every day for maximum gainz.
No, it's literally /pol/, they're the jews of Veeky Forums all sneaky and shit
Benjamin Peterson
Yes goy, we want you to be healthy and sharp. Please don't eat fast foods goy! They're bad for you!
Heheheheehehe, we sure got him.
Charles Martinez
5 sets of 10 of this to boost test
David Ramirez
I always thought nofap was just posted by some dude who has a serious fetish for male chastity and got off reading replies of people who are sexually frustrated and basically mentally caging themselves.
They're being conditioned for eventual sissydom.
Ayden Richardson
>tfw even your monks are AESTHETIC Feels good to be a Southern.
Matthew Robinson
>Vargs_daughter.png
Jace Rodriguez
I swear there was a chesterton quote about this but i'm blanking hard right now
Anthony Richardson
>orthodox >idols user...
Gabriel Diaz
We have icons, which totally don't count because of some bullshit excuse though.
I sometimes feel like Gnostics have it right and everyone is actually worshipping a false god, I blame SMT.
Asher Torres
claudere illud
Caleb Evans
I would support them if it was. TURN TO
C H R I S T
Logan White
Underrated
Brody Hall
Gnostics were basically the equivalent of New Age mid-40's women who believe in Lemuria and Inner Earth, using "esoteric" nonsense to justify promiscuity. Read Irenaeus' Against Heresies for a good rundown. Also: >orthodox >iconoclast shiggy diggy. stop being a protestant
