Big Lenny Thread

What's your favorite Big Lenny quote?

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>never heard of her

>there is no reason to be alive if you can't do deadlift

What's the largest object you ever had in your ass?
>A fist

>I'm a moron and my liver is failing.
t. Big Lenny

Anything involving cookie cutters

never heard of her

upon being caught eating an entire raw egg in one bite between sets:

>Lenny, what the fuck was that?
> (guilty look, mouth full of eggshell) nothin'.

GOLEM

>suck the shit right out of her. suck nexts week shit out of her. suck her intestines out

GET

"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CHALLENGE LEGENDS"

"YOU FUCKIN LITTLE FREAK, HOW DARE YOU"

His dale rants are legendary.

YE

>That's a Freudian slip, Brad.

egg shell membrane

For the unaware
youtube.com/watch?v=qt5rMUYCMnc

>jus needs mop not been posted yet
cmon Veeky Forums

>liking degenerates

he has the same stare when he's cause as Jason does with the gladwrap (not sure what americans call it) lmfao
post that ment plz

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caught*

Here you go misfit maniac
youtube.com/watch?v=UO6OE_1-Qso&feature=youtu.be&t=6s

Probs my favourite ment it all comes together so perfectly, also the way Jason says 'I'm on a lot of stuff' right after, fucking kek

sickening

i was looking for this too

ty

preparation is a hemorrhoid it sucks all the water out

>pulling water 10 weeks before a show
what did dave mean by this?

‘ISIS wouldn t exist if you had a private group of mercenaries taking care of it, and that s a FACT!. Mr Troops, with your benefits, fuck you I don’t want any benefits!!’

Always been a petpeeve of mine, salute the troops they protect us . . bunch of backwards fucks who can t make a living doing anything else. bring back the draft and cut all these candyass benefits, see who really wants to serve their country.

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GONE

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this shit is pure kino how have i not seen this

>arrives at the gym late wearing sunglasses and a wig pretending to be Rob Linn Bailey
>tries to think of something a trendy cookie cutter would do as an excuse for being late
>"I was watching The Matrix, that's why I came late today"

new podcast up

FUCKIN FAT LITTLE FREAK
WELL YOUR LUCKY CHARMS BEARD. MY SEMEN IS MAGICALLY DELICIOUS WHEN IT GOES DOWN YOUR THROAT

what the fuck