The act of bloating is cultivating a substance known as bloat throughout the body. Bloat is approximately 80% fat, 10% muscle and 10% sodium. When starting your bloat you want to cultivate 15-20 lbs of bloat per month. To do this one must burn as few calories as possible, so no walking. Consume at least 6000 calories and add 2 teaspoons of salt for every 200 calories.
GL bros were all gonna hit 440 lbs
/bltg/ Bloating General
Michael White
Justin Nguyen
Bloatmaxxing is a mindset
Hunter Murphy
dont forget to include walks into your lifting routine
Connor Johnson
Bloatmaxx is the new A e s t h e t i c s
Nathan Myers
kek
Dylan Watson
only on intensity days for explosiveness training
Jonathan Cook
post comfy bloatlord guys.
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Easton Ward
STOP SHILLING THAT FAT PIECE OF SHIT ON MY BOARD REEEEE
Charles Gutierrez
twinkcel detected
Gabriel Price
>not doubling you're caloric intake to look like Bloatlord
Are you even trying to make it?
Logan Taylor
never gonna make it
Liam Perry
Shut the fuck up you faggot. I bet you think onions do something to make you more of a man. Bloatmaxxing is the real test booster
Ian Miller
>he didn't name the video 205kg ping pong
missed opportunity
Brody Martinez
>not eating onions while bloatmaxxing
Enjoy your nogainz
>pic related, fellow bloatmaxxer
Jayden Cox
why does he look so cuddly bros? Is it a side effect of bloatmaxxing?
Lincoln Williams
>having a spotter for a game of pingpong
This guy means business.
Zachary Cox
that guy watches the bloatlord at all times
even when he sleeps
or takes a shit
Matthew Sanders
Bloatsquires...?
Alexander Reyes
The Everwatcher.
Anthony Price
The pure EXPLOSIVENESS of the bloatlords swings is remarkable.
Cooper Flores
Lucas Nelson
Jace Clark
hes a fuken beast
Robert Ward
fantastic
Camden Rogers
>calling yourself the "strangest athlete"
what is this guy's goal exactly? to bloatmog humanity?
Matthew Nelson
Usually I would say its just a typo and he meant "strongest". But then I remember he uploaded "you have to live it" and reposted the full blue back workout
Jason James
alright what the fuck 0:40
what is that, 140kg reeves deadlift? how much are those plates
we make fun of this guy a lot but you have to step back and realise he's legitimately strong as fuck
Josiah Clark
Which is it, OP? Are you legit off school for the holidays already, or did you do something actionable and got suspended/expelled?
>he's a socially retarded homeschooled NEET who has nothing better to do than force memes on Veeky Forums
Go outside, kid. Some of the other kids might actually tolerate you, never know.
James Kelly
I'm going to get a daemon prince of nurgle and i'm going to name him Kyriakos the Bloated
Jason Morales
he is seriously strong as fuck, he just ascended beyond conventional training so its hard to compare his lifts.
Here is a rare old vid where he does something relateable
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