Nobody cares about your meme lifts. No female gives a shit how many plates you can squat. Just admit that you obsess over these 2 lifts because "normies" only care about upper body strength, and normies reject you, so you reject upper body. You only train lower body because you subconsciously do the opposite of what normal people do.
>inb4 functional strength Nobody cares. It's 2017. You're not fighting lions in the jungle anymore. The only muscles useful are the upper body ones, as these are the ones that will attract mates in order for you to continue the human race. Your 600 pound deadlift is worthless in the modern world.
Leo Hughes
>You're not fighting lions in the jungle anymore. Maybe you aren't, you DYEL faggot.
Ayden Ross
Evangelical faggot
Gavin Jackson
tfw 2 intelligent
Leo Collins
...you're right....
I need to re-evaluate some things
Angel Kelly
>getting a massive imbalance giving you hunch back posture
Yea, good luck getting those "mates"
Xavier Bennett
>600 lb deadlift is worthless I cant hear you over the size of my everything
Obvious bait thread.
Gabriel Williams
>h-haha yea I t-train lower body 80% of the time to f-fix imbalances
Aaron Bailey
Good argument, you win, from now on I'll develop asymmetric strength for the ladies
John Allen
You are new to this board and you do not want to learn the compound lifts because you think they are too hard. You also do a high rep brosplit with all isolations except bench press. >t. i unironically did what u are doing until i decided to learn the lifts and hop on a proper novice program
Nathaniel Russell
I train PPL, except I normally skip the second L in a week.
Xavier Cruz
delete this
Joseph Hill
God I wish faggots like you would get banned. Veeky Forums needs to be cleansed of all these shitty bait threads. Hope you get run over by a bus.
>Captcha "Select all images with a bus" confirmed
Logan Rogers
>these are the ones that will attract mates in order for you to continue the human race I feel so bad for you man. You'll never know the feeling of women staring at you ass and grabbing it. You'll never know the feeling of pounding a girl so hard that she literally faints. You'll never know the feeling of cumming inside of a girl while she grabs your big fat ass and pushes it farther into her. You'll never know the feelings of girls initiating the conversation by asking "how did get such a big butt". You'll never know the feeling of teaching and spotting them during squats and then them instantly giving you their phone number. You'll never know.....
Jackson Cruz
Neither will you
Grayson Adams
That doesn't make sense because I already have so Op btfo'd yet again lamo
James Martinez
>trains lower body exclusively >makes up fake stories on fortune dot org
Jose Phillips
I had a giggle knowing I could probably clean and jerk you 10 feet into the air and let you drop.
Robert Rivera
>spot the mad Op You'll never say it to my face. I'm straight up 6'4 and 238 pounds of pure strength. You probably couldn't even look me in my eyes without breaking your neck. Name a time and place and I'll show you exactly how strong my legs are. I'm the alpha and you know it. So I suggest you stop replying right now or else things will get very hairy and trust me my little friend. You do not want that.
Owen Scott
Whoa, calm down man, my thread was just a joke
Jayden Bailey
>Current year x2 in one post >Trying this hard to trigger Veeky Forums No (you). Also SAGE. Anyway, compounds are great and you're gay.
Jace Sullivan
Thanks for the advice
Owen Barnes
you're right, i've been a 500+ deadlifter since 2014 and never once has it been useful outside of getting some old man mires at the gym
any real world strength activity is either A. so dissimilar from lifting with a perfectly balanced bar with spinning collars that the carryover is minimal B. using objects so light that it doesn't even matter if your max is 315 or 585
Mason Fisher
>this is bait >OP is actually to retarded to lift >you may take only one