How do I sneak an STD treatment drug into my girlfriend, Veeky Forums?
>in monogamous relationship with gf for two years >girlfriend went away for holiday >be at college party in uni >friend gives me half a Xanax before, never taken before >black out >wake up in girls bed with pants off at 5am >assume we had sex, go home feeling like shit >two weeks later >hurts to piss, some discharge out of dick >get tested >have chlamydia >take 4 pills at once, single dose >been having regular unprotected sex with gf since incident >75% of women do not have active symptoms of chlamydia >buy chlamydia pills online >need to give gf 4 pills at once to cure her invisible chlamydia
I'm planning on marrying this girl so if Veeky Forums can give me any information on how to sneak this pill into her drink, food, etc, please tell me
Luke Rodriguez
Crush them and put in mashed potato my dude
Jose Thomas
You are a massive degenerate and you are going to lose her
Parker Cooper
Thanks, I know. It haunts me every night since it happened
BUT she would 100% break up with me if I told the truth, so I have no choice but to lie in order to preserve our future senpai
Christopher Russell
hummm. crush it up in her food or something.
went with a hairdresser and got herpes, luckily already had facial herpes occasionally, blamed going down on the wife when she got herpes too.
Luis Harris
I was in a similar situation, I crushed them up and put them in icecream.
Jackson Ortiz
don't fret so much, you think she was faithful on her holiday?
Jace Thomas
lel, just freak out and accuse her of cheating and giving you chalmydia. The best defense is a good offense
Caleb Wright
Could you crush it into water? Keep fucking her raw that's how you'll know it worked if you don't get it again
Bentley Richardson
You don’t have to tell her about the sex... just tell her that you randomly decided to get and std screening and surprisingly tested positive
