How do you approach hot old people?

>hey are you an archaeologist?
Ask it

OP is the archeologist, not her

HAHAHAHhahahahahahahahahahahahah

kek

that one doesn't even look good

Predictable.

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Lel

Oh god, prepare for the 'put me in screencap' kids.

>how do you approach hot old people?

With a fire extinguisher

>how do you approach hot old people?
>i just saw this heavenly blessed beauty at the trainstation, absolutely stunning IRL. looked like she was gonna go hiking...
>i am also on day 3 of no-fap so i might be going crazy.

With a fire extinguisher

What the fuck? Are you me?

put me in the screencap senpai

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Ask her about what the old times were like. Also it's pretty fucking obvious that someone knew you were taking that picture or she did.

That angle suggests you were either flat out pointing it at her with your arm wrapped around one of the bars/freely pointing or pretending to talk on the phone whilst spamming the take picture button.

At least get a good looking old person.

See u on lebbit

YOU FUCKING CUNT THATS MY MOTHER IM GONNA FUCKING RIP YOUR CHEEKS APART YOU FAGGOT GO DIE FUCK OFF I WILL FIND YOU AND TWINK YOU UP FAGGOT

noice

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son are you an archeologist, cause you look like you dig me

she fucking knew...

no i made it look like i was on the phone

HAHAHAHAHA

SOMEONE PLEASE PUT ME IN THE SCREEN CAP

Aw well.
OP just tell her she is pretty, old ladies love that stuff.

>3 of no-fap

This is why I don't no-fap

This board fucking sucks sometimes

THE ABSOLOUTE MADMAN

She's hot. So, did you fuck her?

I want to believe you're not OP and set this up.

no that was some dumb reddit faggot for sure

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What, I'm right.

H-hey are you an archeologist? theres a bone that needs digging up and ya know you could do it.

What the fuck is wrong with you

This fucking board man...

you tell me with a straight fucking face that she isn't good looking.

>Elsa 60 years later

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I would cum hard on her face. She's hot. I get you OP.

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I'll probably jack off to her later and I'm not joking. i have some more footage of her recorded.

post all you have

nice

plz show us

nothing exciting really, it's just her getting off her seat and turning her back on me, then i stopped filming, maybe 3 seconds max. what the fuck do you all expect.

those pics are screenshots of the film

I NEED MOAR!

cmon man you cant do this to us

okay fine ill upload it gimme a sec

>tfw the only people I am attracted to are 50+ year old granny tier wrinklebags
>Not the ones that still try to dye their hair and pretend like they're younger, more the ones that have accepted menopause and are rotting away, staying at home all day watching the food Network or HGTV
>The only way I can get off (including with one nighters and hook ups) is if I imagine myself breaking into an older woman's house and having my way with her chubby body and unshaven vag
>It's been this way since I was a teenager, have only fantasized about my friend's moms and older teachers back then, am 25 now
Help

fuck sake

i'd give you reddit gold for this! =)

here, sorry it takes forever to post, it took like 15 fucking minutes because of the new stupid captcha system that hiro did fuck him

youtube.com/watch?v=38adOeuYtks

Got im

you funny bastard

Webm you fucking pussy.

Post moar pls

I saw a good looking, very Veeky Forums older woman at the gym today. I go to a disgustingly dirty gym too, felt bad for her having to workout there but there's something really inspiring about seeing older people working out and staying in shape.

Delivered!

My ganondorf waifu is real! Finally!

>how to approach hot old people
Veeky Forums is great

oh yeah

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What the fuck

She isn’t good looking.

Checkeroni

>HEY! no funny jokes allowed :(

D-Dad? What the fuck are you doing on this board? And why is grandma's picture on here? All caps... seriously!