*Walks into gym*

T. Underage

*Walks in gym*

THE TING GO SKRAAAAAAA

*Goes to checkout*

"I'd like to cancel my membership."

*walks into gym*
OOO AHAHAHAH
*puts headphones on*
GETGETGETGETGOTGOTGOTGOT

>walk into gym
>IT'S LIKE I'M
>PARANOID LOOKIN OVER MY BACK
>IT'S LIKE A
>WHIRLWIND INSIDE OF MY HEAD

Why is Nu Metal unironically the best lifting music

trips of truth

>Walk into gym
>YOU'RE STAYIN' ALIVE, STAYIN' ALIVE

HEY
PLAY THAT BLINK 182 SONG
THAT WE BEAT TO DEATH IN TUSCON

Fags detected. Kill yourselves like your idol.

>walk into gym
>salil al wasarim

>walk into gym
>"A NEW LEVEL REACHED, WHERE ABSCENCE OF AIR LETS ME BREATHE/ NOTHING IS REAL ALL IS CONTRADICTION"
>get DL PR

>walk into gym
>GILLLEEETTTEEE
>ROOOOOOOOOO
>GILLLLEEETTEEE
>THE BEST A MAN CAN GET
some madman at the gym staff managed to sneak that song into the playlist, what a legend

>walk into gym
>COUNTING ALL THE [censored] IN THE ROOM

>walk into gym
>ONE OF US IS GOING DOWN

>walk into gym
Ah ah ah ahhh (Oh god damn)(Ooh)
I'm gonna fackin cum (Oh shit)(oh yeah)
Fack fack faack, (Fuck I am) (Ooh)
I am, I'm going to cum
I'm cumming (oh yeah)

you're gym plays Meshuggah??? fugggg I'm jelly

yeah, but for some reason only if i click play button on my phone and only when i have earplugs in

>Walk into gym
>MY LIFESTYLE DETERMINES MY DEATH STYLE

>walk into gym
>THERES NO EASY WAY OUT
>THERES NO SHORTCUT HOME
>mfw it was me who played it

>YFW your gym unexpectedly plays youtube.com/watch?v=pB9DHFUIrbA

>BACKFLIP INTO GYM
>GETGETGETLOWWHENTHEWHISTLEBLOW

>walk into gym
"WHAT. KEEPS. MAN, KIND. ALIVE?"

How goes it fellow redditor?

>HAVANA OOH NA NA

Epic post xd, upvoted

>walk to gym
>open the door
>weights are on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

muhbitdludococaine.

ahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY FUCKING DAD LOVES THAT SONG AND I ALWAYS HAVE TO TELL HIM TO STOP SINGING IT IN A GIRLY VOICE IN PUBLIC. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

THE DOC

>WOW fucking normies and their fucking stupid low IQ repetitive music
*headphones on*
ITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOES

Death Grips is perfect for angry and sad lonely late night lifting

>I'm fucking tired of all the perks
>I've tried nothing, everything works
>For less I'm worth, I've served my bid
>All fuck life wasn't what it is
>All fuck life was just a bridge
>I seen some free landed some tricks
>Far I see high time man quit
>Won't let you know when I get goin'
>Phone ring too long
>Phone ring too long, I'm probably gone
>Ringtone jingle my swan song
>I'll show you how to leave well enough alone
>I'm not this world this on cue world
>I fall back, concoct new worlds
>I fall out in throbbing swirls
>I fall until I stop this world
>I fall the fuck off this world
>I live down the street from you've noticed me, I've never seen you
>Wonder what the fuck I do
>Listen up, you nosy bitch, listen close
>My most recent purchase, old black rope
>Gonna learn how to tie it, hang it in my chamber
>Perfect reminder occult I'm made of
>Come try it out whenever you wanna
>Last night, three thirty in the morning, Death on my front porch
>Can feel him itching to take me with him, hail Death, fuck you waiting for?
>Like a question no one mention, he turns around, hands me his weapon
>He slurs, "use at your discretion, it's been a pleasure, Stefan"

BAHBAHBAHBAHBAH

but really i fucking hate this so much

ma bi lu do co cay

Underrated. Young kids will never understand the glory that is nu metal.

Same. All the faggots who don’t like it probably listen to Bohemian Rhapsody on repeat

It is. Havent you seen the blacks?

>I'M SO
>I'M SO
>I'M SO NORTHERN CALIFORNIA
>I CALL SCRATCH BAMMER
>PURE OVERHANDER LIVE SHOW ON A BANNER
>AXL ROSE IN A BLENDER, SLASH ON SATAN'S FENDER
>RICK JAMES ON THE COVER, RUNNING THROUGH YOUR LOVER
>LIKE MEAN MISTER MUSTARD, STADIUM STYYYYYLE
>FOR THOSE WHO CAME TO JOCK, WATCH THAT MAN SALUUUTE YOU
>ENDLESS, NAMELESS, LADY GODIVA WE SNOOP TO
>LIKE EIGHTY THREE MERMAIDS IN BROOKLYN ZOO
>INANIMATE GHETTO BOX WE USED TO PIMP THROOUGH

>BLOWN OUT
>BASE

>INANIMATE FIXATION
>OBSESSED WITH MY DEMO TAPE COLLECTION
>INANIMATE RIFFS I'M GLAZIN
>BRAG YOU'RE MAKIN MUSIC NAH YOU'RE MAKIN BACON
>SKINHEAD, SKINHEAD, INNA DUBLIN
>I LIKE MY IPOD MORE THAN FUCKIN!!!!!!!!

is there any better lifting song?

>walk into gym

D ROSE

>walk into the gym
>SHE SAID SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME
>walk out
>go for a stroll around the block
>walk into the gym again
>I SAID YOU'RE HOLDING BACK
>take another lap
>THIS IS MY LAST CHANCE
>sounds like it's almost over so I grab a rack and get ready for OHP
>hoist
>SHE TOOK MY ARM
>drop barbell on my skull, crushing my brain and killing myself instantly

there is not

>Walk into gym
>I KNOW ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE WE SAW EACH OTHER LAST
>I'M SURE WE'LL FIND SOMEWHERE TO MAKE THE TIME PASS

The Doc is unironically my inspiration for lifting

I know he's a guy playing a character but damn he's so charasmatic and motivational

>walk into gym
> FEEL THE THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER

fucking kill me this imagine dragon song is so bad

>walk into gym
>*glass breaks*

Fuuuuuck this one is the worst.

>IT'S SO FUCKING DARK IN HERE
I wish they'd play this shit in my gym

>walk into the gym
>I'VE PLANTED MY SEEDS, I'VE DONE EVIL DEEDS
>I'LL SACRIFICE YOUR FOR MY DREAM

HERE WE COOOOOOMMMEEE

>tfw all the bands you liked that got shit on will enter the "canon"

such a weird, sweet feeling. once p4k does a retrospective on meteora i'll feel old though

>IBREAKMIRRORSWITHMYFACEINTHEUNITEDSTATES
>IBREAKMIRRORSWITHMYFACEINTHEUNITEDSTATES
>IBREAKMIRRORSWITHMYFACEINTHEUNITEDSTATES
>IBREAKMIRRORSWITHMYFACEINTHEUNITEDSTATES

death grips is GOAT gym music

one of my fav pop songs of recent memory.

>Cuban piano chord progression
>sensual lead vocal
>oooo-o-oooo
>young thug's absolutely absurd verse
>g-funk synths at the end
>young thug going oo-na-na-na

chainsmokers is for niggas who get astrology tattoos.

>walk into gym
>Eastern Orthodox chants begin

post 5 best death grips songs for going h.a.m in the gym

1. Inanimate Sensation
2. Hustle Bones
3. YMTHLUFYM
4. Warping
5. Turned Off

just tried out that 2017 wrapped site and I was surprised that it picked up some weird fucking songs I haven't listened to for months. All the weird shit lined up perfectly with my breakup which is kind of funny.

>Gordon Lightfoot - If you could read my Mind
>2,000 plays

Why do anime girls make everything better

*finishing up last set*

NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
MY LIFE GOT FLIP TURNED UPSIDE DOWN

true story

*Walks into gym*
DEEEEEEEEE

SPAAAAAAAAAA

SEEEEEEETOOOOOOOOO

Beware for deadlifts.

>I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
>I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

Beware and No Love have good tempo for squats

Nevbyebichnoweddinrang

I be listening to Demiurge my nigga, helps me fuck up my PRs and shit

> Walk into the gym
> " My ride ain't got no ceilin'
My teeth ain't got no fillin's
My wallet stuffed with dead people, ain't no livin' "
Comfy listening to stranger on my earphones senpai

nice

*Walk into the gym*
Cause I slay
slay, hey, I slay, okay
I slay, okay, I slay, okay
I slay, okay, I slay okay
I slay, okay
We gon' slay, slay
Gon' slay, okay
We slay, okay
I slay, okay
I slay, okay
Okay, okay, I slay, okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay

Good taste
1. Turned Off
2. Beyond Alive
3. The Fever
4. Up My Sleeves
5. Billy Not Really (srs)

>Walk into gym

"EXCUSE MY CHARISMA, VODKA WITH A SPRITZER"
"SWAGGER DOWN PAT, CALL MY SHIT PATRICIA"

Gym nog got the aux cord

...

>walk into gym

Cop killer
Let's kill the cops tonight
Kill them
Cop killer

>*walk into gym*
>COS I'M BAD AT LOOOVE
>OOH OOH

>listening to false metal
never gonna make it
try this:
>Your blood's upon the soil, your body fed to wolves
>not one of you will be left alive
>hear the sound pounding and the army of the night
>by the hammer of thor you now shall die
Keeps your adrenalin to the max

>walk into gym
>im gonna treat You better than he can
>put on headphones
>"what you are seeing now is my normal state"

lift

>fly to gym spinning my barbell
>I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT BOYS BOYS BOYS BOYS

>gym owned by a Boomer veteran
>Classic Dadrock and 80's hair metal 24 hours a day on the digital jukebox
>Occasionally, but not often, somebody will change it to Top 40
Lifted to this this morning.
youtube.com/watch?v=SRwrg0db_zY

Song's catchy, desu

>walks into gym
>SALVEEE REEGIIINNNAAAA

I'll never understand radio music. What kind of dope listens to the radio in this day and age? Every person I've met who listens to FM is a fucking moron, Yet the radio station stays in business. Are the teeming masses really that large? Imagine how quickly society would progress if they were culled

>THIS CITY'S SLEEPING LIKE A SOLDIER TRAPPED INSIDE OF AN IRON LUNG
>MACHINES CAN KEEP YOU BREATHING BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A NEW WAR'S BEGUN

I JUST WANNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DON'T WANNA BE ALIIIIIVE

I swear to god I heard it twice in an hour once

I listen to the radio when I'm driving in the car. Keeps me from fiddling with my cell phone. Lately I've been listening to nonstop 24/7 Christmas music on the local lite rock station.

song that makes me wanna kms

This Death Grips/Crystal Castles track is my last set song. Pure meme fuel

youtu.be/tAA4cKDL5Go

>AAAH
>AHM COMIN THRU THOUGHT YOU KNEW
>FUCK IF YOU DIDN'T
>FUCK YOU

>walk into gym
>star trek the next generation theme plays
>it's playing on the tv
home gym master race faggots

youtube.com/watch?v=QnXpD2ztNA0

...

>not listening to your own music when you lift
I don't understand...

gotta get that sweet shitposts in

>gym plays music
*vomit*

>gym plays music so loud I cant block it out with headphones

>walk into the gym
>"I'M TEARIN THIS AND EVERYTHING BETWEEN ME AND WHAT I WANT TO DO, TO PIECES"

Pray before and after the gym, it will help.