HOLY SHIT BLOATMAXXX IS THICC AS FUCK
HOLY SHIT BLOATMAXXX IS THICC AS FUCK
wtf is this thing even
i imagine him backing into an imaginary dildo
like he's fucking himself as punishment for being a bad boy and the barbell is like some restraint for punishment
>BRRRRAPPMAXXING
the king of Veeky Forums
what a legend
>that triumphant roar in the end
why do I come here
Anything he does looks kinda wrong
You can't just lift with the expectation of being strong. You have to get big and lift hard. For me, that means BLOATING it up as much as I can and lifting the heaviest weights possible.
For some people you're just not going to see good results with traditional bulking, or even hard-bulking. That's why I recommend Bloating and BLOATMAXXING. You're going to add some serious weight to your lifts, even if in the process you lose a few feet of ROM (range of motion, an instant give away that you're a novice if using this phrase).
Sometimes, you have to reinvent lifting because you start to defy traditional strength paradigms.
For me that means doing powerful full body lifts.
>Shoulder shakers
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>Strong Shouts
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>Power kickers
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>And BLOAT-walking
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Don't be intimidated. I'm a nice guy :) Wave if you see me in my bloatsWagon youtu.be
A Lot of women will say that they want a ripped and shredded dude, but I'm here to tell you that sexual dimorphism is important and there is nothing more distinguishing or masculine than being as big as possible. That's why Boogie2988 has a wife and you're single.
You're already eating onions. It's time to become the ogre.
I don't expect all of you to recognize genius when it's in front of you. That's why we have the bell curve and the dimwits in the middle or lower distribution. Hopefully there's a few of you on the upper end that recognize me as one genius recognizes another.
See you at the trough