HOLY SHIT BLOATMAXXX IS THICC AS FUCK
HOLY SHIT BLOATMAXXX IS THICC AS FUCK
John Sanchez
Brayden Nguyen
wtf is this thing even
Daniel Cook
i imagine him backing into an imaginary dildo
like he's fucking himself as punishment for being a bad boy and the barbell is like some restraint for punishment
Caleb Gomez
>BRRRRAPPMAXXING
Nolan Flores
the king of Veeky Forums
Brody Cooper
what a legend
Mason Bennett
>that triumphant roar in the end
Aiden Hernandez
why do I come here
Hudson Roberts
Anything he does looks kinda wrong
Benjamin Roberts
You can't just lift with the expectation of being strong. You have to get big and lift hard. For me, that means BLOATING it up as much as I can and lifting the heaviest weights possible.
For some people you're just not going to see good results with traditional bulking, or even hard-bulking. That's why I recommend Bloating and BLOATMAXXING. You're going to add some serious weight to your lifts, even if in the process you lose a few feet of ROM (range of motion, an instant give away that you're a novice if using this phrase).
Sometimes, you have to reinvent lifting because you start to defy traditional strength paradigms.
For me that means doing powerful full body lifts.
>Shoulder shakers
youtu.be
>Strong Shouts
youtu.be
>Power kickers
youtu.be
>And BLOAT-walking
youtu.be
Don't be intimidated. I'm a nice guy :) Wave if you see me in my bloatsWagon youtu.be
A Lot of women will say that they want a ripped and shredded dude, but I'm here to tell you that sexual dimorphism is important and there is nothing more distinguishing or masculine than being as big as possible. That's why Boogie2988 has a wife and you're single.
You're already eating onions. It's time to become the ogre.
I don't expect all of you to recognize genius when it's in front of you. That's why we have the bell curve and the dimwits in the middle or lower distribution. Hopefully there's a few of you on the upper end that recognize me as one genius recognizes another.
See you at the trough
Andrew Thompson
is that eggman's real name?
Grayson Collins
he looks so god damn stiff and nonathletic
it's so weird to see him actually being able to move weight and do lifting stuff
Bentley Long
good mornings arent dangerous when your big fucking gut stops your spine from bending
Nicholas Lee
Just look at his squats lol they're hilarious
Noah Ortiz
He's more flexible than you. There's a vid of him almost doing the splits.
Kayden Thomas
>he looks so god damn stiff and nonathletic
Err, excuse me, honey... youtu.be
Camden Robinson
You do know that doing the splits is a requirement to get to the big boy squats, right?
Benjamin Campbell
What a fucking retard
Angel Ward
...
Jonathan Brooks
MY POINT STILL STANDS
THATS WHAT MAKES IT SO WEIRD
Aiden King
>What a fucking retard
I don't know why you would say that. He's training the way he likes training. If you don't care about competing or looking like Zyzz you can just do whatever the hell you want.
Aiden Peterson
...
Juan Wilson
this is not special or interesting, he was miles from the floor, angled over like crazy, and supporting himself on his hands
Jonathan Price
Let's see you do it, you fucking faggot bitch.
Aiden Fisher
youtube.com
what did he mean by this?
Juan Young
>being so BLOATMAXXXXED you can't do full rom
>use that gay squat pad so you don't damage your bloat when you bounce the bar off it
a true bloat god wouldn't even use their arms for the bench press
Logan Cook
the day you even manage to do a 300 kg quarter squat no matter how big/fat/strong you are you come back and post here, skinnyfat dyel scumfuck
PRAISE THE BLOATLORD
Charles Carter
is there any video of him doing Bench, Squat or Deadlift? I only ever see him do stupid shit with low range of motion with stupid high weight
Leo Ross
>Power kickers
How do power twisters look like?
Asher Turner
His life looks so fucking good. Getting bigger and stronger in your dungeon-like gym with your supportive gym buddies who put up with you and actually encourage you screaming and dropping 100's of kilos on a daily basis.
Joseph Rivera
living the dream
William Gonzalez
Don't forget to do your zercher quacks guys
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Asher Ross
...
Colton Richardson
>needs a liftoff
stopped watching
Hunter Phillips
>It's time to become the ogre
Kek
Jackson Hughes
Post a timestamped video of yourself benching this much without a lift.
Angel Young
>That's why Boogie2988 has a wife
Uhhhh, about that...
Henry Kelly
the BMIDF is here, guys
Angel Miller
I saw the video, but it was convenient for my ShitPost.
Lmao at him trying to rationalize her wanting distance.
Joshua Sanchez
he is going to die in 2 years
Jack Gray
not enough УBAЖEHИE
Carson Johnson
He was still a bloat in training at that point, he only recently ascended to full BLOATMAXX, hence why he doesn't do that anymore.
Adam Williams
Damn, that's still fucking impressive.
Jason Martin
lets see you do it with 200kg on your tendons
Colton Cooper
Samuel Reed
he's not stiff at all
the fact he can move at all is a sign of extra-ordinary athleticism and nimbleness
i imagine that if he was half his bodyweight he would be one of the world's top athletes and the most flexible 100kg man in the world
Aiden Miller
Yes he's on YouTube now
Oliver Baker
I'm seriously considering adding a day to my routine where I just do all of grizzly's lifts
Have I been memed?
Adam King
>BLOAT-walking
are there any instructors for this move?
Logan Torres
if you throw 120 kg on me i'll do splits no problem
might not get up, but getting down certainly won't be an issue
Charles Taylor
did i hear a bbrrraaaapppPPPPPPP?
Xavier Davis
THICCMAXXXXXING
Nathaniel Anderson
BOOMER!
Aiden Ramirez
very strong shouts, and good walking form.
Mirin
Lucas Cruz
>so huge his rom is 3 inches