Does this guy have ANY weakness aside from nuclear bombardment?

Same as ED 209: Stairs.

There are always two.

Чe в Poccии eгo нe yвaжaют чтo ли?

incredible hip mobility for such a fatso

smelling his own farts

what does this mean and why does he have that tattood even tho hes greek

RESPECT

>pick a fight with the bloatlord
>start walking away, heh this will be easy, he'll be out of breath immediately
>look back
>he's right on my tail, strolling confidently
>i can't seem to put any distance between us
>picking up a sweat, this is bad
>start making sharp turns, surely he must have the same turning speed as an oil tanker
>his explosive power allows him to change directions at will
>this can't be happening!

You can't just lift with the expectation of being strong. You have to get big and lift hard. For me, that means BLOATING it up as much as I can and lifting the heaviest weights possible.

For some people you're just not going to see good results with traditional bulking, or even hard-bulking. That's why I recommend Bloating and BLOATMAXXING. You're going to add some serious weight to your lifts, even if in the process you lose a few feet of ROM (range of motion, an instant give away that you're a novice if using this phrase).

Sometimes, you have to reinvent lifting because you start to defy traditional strength paradigms.

For me that means doing powerful full body lifts.

>Shoulder shakers
youtu.be/Fy2PuqMLngA

>Strong Shouts
youtu.be/H9xnpLQRs5g

>Power kickers
youtu.be/cUo9BWV85kA

>And BLOAT-walking
youtu.be/zqcFO6rEHm4

Don't be intimidated. I'm a nice guy :) Wave if you see me in my bloatsWagon youtu.be/6H6MKVWret8
A Lot of women will say that they want a ripped and shredded dude, but I'm here to tell you that sexual dimorphism is important and there is nothing more distinguishing or masculine than being as big as possible. That's why Boogie2988 has a wife and you're single.
You're already eating onions. It's time to become the ogre.
I don't expect all of you to recognize genius when it's in front of you. That's why we have the bell curve and the dimwits in the middle or lower distribution. Hopefully there's a few of you on the upper end that recognize me as one genius recognizes another.

See you at the trough

Love it

>tfw bearmode

>Find a small low opening into a building
>Duck into it hoping he's too bloated to bend down and get in
>Look back and see him bend backwards and limbo under and into the building with the utmost suppleness
>Realize whatever this guy does he lives it

Hello Grizz, you're a big inspiration. Keep doing what you do and living every second of it bigger and stronger than the next. Even if this isn't you..it's ok because I'm talking to you in spirit. Farewell my Bloat God

youtube.com/watch?v=wQy3Vrx5jA4

S U P P L E
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Rare footage of the bloatlord bloating in real time.

youtube.com/watch?v=rb79XcoU4qY

IT MEANS
U V A Z H E N I E

If any of you haven't figured this out yet he's sleeping in this video and sleeps like this for 16 hours at a time for maximum gains and suppleness

>
Imagine sleeping in a small cot next to him. His wake up grunt would instantly get me rock hard for morning sex - 320kg - X60

Where can I find the shorts our bloatlord wears?

sleep apnea, presumably

the worst part is that he drinks it so fast that he doesn't even enjoy it

literally out of breath from chugging

this video is bad

I'm not him, but I legit think the dude is interesting as fuck

Kek underrated

>drinking supplements to enjoy them
.........................?

DARK LORD OF THE BLOAT

WHATS HIS DARTH NAME GUYS

Have we offended the bloatgod? Nearly all of his videos have comments disabled

If he was a Sea Captain,
He would be a Boat Lord.

youtube.com/watch?v=g57crOWoptE
An adult male is infinite in mass

is he one of those bulgarian gorillas on a sexual conquest in Greece?

anyone figured out what he eats and his maintenance TDEE?

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tv dinners, sodium and creatine

I checked the comments on his instagram, and it's really sad that most of them are abusive, and hurtful. Our Bloatlord doesn't deserve this.

Leave a positive comment to balance out

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>You're already eating onions. It's time to become the ogre.