Tfw no social skills

>tfw no social skills
>tfw no friends, total loser
>can't hold conversations for more than a minute
>can't even think of questions to ask people
>saw boss today, she wanted me to have a conversation with her (she knows i suck at social skills and wants me to get better) and i couldn't think of anything to say
>just asked her about her gym routine

>have crush on 10/10 coworker
>saw her today
>couldn't think of anything to say to her
i just want friends and a qt3.14 coworker gf. what do?

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Is pic webm your co worker?

like anything else, practice makes perfect

just keep engaging in conversations and you'll get better

no, but i would say my coworker looks better than her

SAUCE

I would say ur retarded . Creep delete her pictures this is ur co worker. That one that works out. I'm gonna tell her

the problem is i don't have many opportunities to engage, and when i do, i end up saying next to nothing

Uma delicia

>tfw really good social skills
>tfw only one friend
>can hold conversations for as long as I need to
>questions come naturally

>have social anxiety so none of that matters because I avoid social interaction

kms desu

Eva Lovia, a pornstar

huh? the pic is not the coworker
the coworker does have an instagram, and i do visit it often

SAUCE!!!!!!

be someone worth talking too....

how do i do that?

tbqh, all of the popular guys always seem to have an interesting story to tell. but i don't have the opportunity to get stories because of the lack of friends

>interesting stories
Make shit up, you fucking goon. Get good at storytelling. 90% of stories in parties are either outright lies or embellishments. No one does the "I think you're lying" shit unless they're autistic. Even if you're outright lying and most people know, you're telling an entertaining story. Fucks sake man.

I'm not a very good liar though

i do feel like saying "i met up with some friends" is better than "i relaxed at home" whenever asked how my weekend was

(i spend every night and weekend at home, no friends to do things with)

get good a something....getting really good at something gives you stories and interesting things to talk about

>user how was your weekend

>Man I went down to a club and I ended up in a fight with some dude who was gonna rape this girl
>Beat the shit out of him real good
>Stayed with her and walked her back to a safe spot
>how was your weekend?

>I played chess in a park last weekend
>Man you wouldn't believe the crazy shit I saw happening around me
>[insert wild ass story]
>but you know, I gotta stay playing chess. I'm a bit of a nerd.

Practice practice practice. Any time you're alone, just work on a story and polish it.

You lie about beating up rapists and playing chess? That's more autistic to me than just saying "chores" and then moving on to something you read or heard.

you can't learn social skills over night and need to practice. The most important thing to remember is that it's not what you say, it's how you say it. Conversation is like dancing with somebody, it's all about the rhythm. This takes practice and doesn't come natural to us autists who see conversation as the sharing of facts.

It literally doesn't matter what you say. What matters is how you say it.

Stop making excuses fag

>I'm in the same boat.
>my best friend died from fentanyl
>all of my ex girlfriends abused hard drugs
>I work a job where people tend to just leave me the fuck alone
>had a crush on a 4/10 cashier at my work
>only because my ex at the time was a 2/10 hambeast
>we fucked for 2 weeks
>someone at work found out
>I found out that she's fucked all the guys in my department
>they get hella salty because of dick envy
>we all ride road bikes together, It's not rocket science to see what dudes are packing under skin tight lycra
>It got to a point where I lost all of my bullshit work friends too
I ended up quitting because it was too much

Although for the 2 weeks we were fucking, it was nice to be able sleep over at her place and get a ride to work every morning; I wouldn't reccomend.

Go mgtow and fuck hoeurs, it's cheaper and less hassle than having a gf. I "dated" a rub and tug girl for a bit, She would basically reach my place to netflix and chill (smoke weed and fuck) and sometimes order food delivery. I would have kept doing it but she started doing meth so I dropped her like a hot rock. You don't have to go on vacation with hoeurs, you don;t have to buy hoeurs gifts, you don't have to buy them food or take them out on dates. a qt3.14 gf will cost at least 75-100 bucks a week if you average out spending for the month. You can also go see a rub & tug girl and then not see her for several weeks, which costs you nothing.

you sound fucking autistic as shit. i bet you memorize all your lifts and gym routine and other useless shit. just commit yourself to learning some conversational openers or conversational questions. then you have to practice this like a skill. it's also easier to fake it til you make it. invent a character. say what you think Chad Thundercock would say.

don't anyone ever say this tryhard bullshit

how do i practice? i don't know many people to practice with, and i don't know what to say even if i did find someone

That's right. That's why all the best orators talk about inane bullshit.

>>I found out that she's fucked all the guys in my department
bareback?

>I found out that she's fucked all the guys in my department
In a row?

Literally me.

I have no problems with convos really good at them actually but don't like social interaction and avoid it when I can. And getting a gf is all about social interaction fml famalam

wew.

I just crack a joke like
>i drank too much, and got too little done as usual, haha

if you're white, don't worry.
no one expects you to be cool.

wtf is that drip at 0.09sec into the video? anyone else notice that shit?

A ghost!

My problem is I avoid people intentionally or subconsciously. Of course if I work with a group of people or around any group for an extended period of time.. I'll open up and be normal with them. People I don't know though or are outside of my circle I don't give the time of day. It sucks because people interpret me as being stuck up or a dick in general when in reality I'm just damaged goods.

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bump

You're not going to go from zero to 100mph straight away, user.

I mean you wouldn't set foot in the gym and immediately start benching 400lbs, so if your social skills are so poor you can't hold a normal convo I would forget about having a 10/10 gf for the moment and work on your socialising.

You need to practice flirting with women, and putting yourself in social situations. Then build on it.

holy fuck this advice resonates so much with me. this is really good advice OP

Trying to talk to a very attractive woman with no social skills is like trying to deadlift 500 lbs on your first day in the gym, you are just going to look like a retard who has no idea what you are doing.
Holy shit stop fucking stalking her on instagram you fucking autist. Get your fucking life together before we see you murder suicide your work office.

Start by making very light conversation to cashiers and greeters, those people are literally paid to do this, keep it simple with hello.
Then move on to being able to talk with hair dressers and just keep moving up after that.
Don't even think about trying to talk a girl into dating you before you are very good at talking to people.

just recite everything you see from redpill threads on /pol/

coworker gf is shit tier. only go out with coworkers if:
>either you or her or both don't care about your career
>you work in food service, and even then she's prob a huge slut since everyone bangs everyone in food service

>Start by making very light conversation to cashiers and greeters, those people are literally paid to do this,

As someone who worked fast food for 4 years in college I hope you get beaten to death with a hammer.

Place your order. Pay the charge. Fucking leave.

You're going to sound like an autist saying this shit unless you're very charismatic/are very attractive.

>tfw no social skills
>tfw no friends, kissless virgin in mid 20s never been on a date, total loser
>tfw i seem to be pretty good at making people laugh
>but never really have any real conversations with people
>avoid real conversations with people because with my lack of friends and relationships, i basically have nothing to share about because i have no life experiences
>because i dont have real conversations with people, people probably dont think they can talk to me about stuff
>also dont care about other peoples' lives or gossiping about shit

>tfw i had friends and a normal social life i probably wouldnt have any issues talking to people for friends or girls, but because i dont and dont want my complete loserness exposed, i instead avoid interactions

Fucking get over yourself man, so what if people talk to you. Do your fucking job and make the customer happy. It'll make your job easier than being a fucking social retard that can't just see people as fucking people who might just need the one social interaction a day to keep going.

it doesnt matter who you are. if you had chad-tier looks theyd approach you

thanks

Go to advice, where this kind of shit belongs

No, you get over yourself. A cashiers job is to take the order, take your payment, and relay the order to the kitchen. It is NOT their job to make ten minutes of small talk with some fucking autist or old and lonely baby boomer about the new parking lot that's being built downtown.

Everyone else in line hates you fuckers, and so do all the employees. If you want to make small talk, do it with someone else in line while you wait.

be yourself

i have many coworkers who are dating each other though

bump

>i just want friends and a qt3.14 coworker gf. what do?
aww does the little baby want something?
look bud here's a red pill. you aren't worthy enough to fuck her, because you aint fucking shit
everybody wants a qt3.14 gf but not everybody has what it takes to fuck one let alone date one. what happens when the u talk to her and she tells you she only fucks guys with money or 10/10 facial features? you gonna become some /r9k/ faggot and hate all women?

you got a job. focus on doing it and save up some money and hit up the clubs. don't shit where u eat
also stop saving porn webms faggot. no wonder u can't talk to ppl
also watch this youtube.com/watch?v=xTtMR-KEHXw

what do i need to do to become worthy?

meditate?

>hit up the clubs
Yeah because that's where you'll find qt3.14 gf-s. You fucking mongoloid OP doesn't want sluts, he wants a gf

But yeah you're right with him not being worthy enough, not gonna argue with that part.

>asked her about her gym routine
Fucking kek

Fucc. Imagine sniffing her ass like a dog.

Of course I would find Eva Lovia on the first page while doing NoFap.

How are you giving advice? Cuck

Lol

>Yeah because that's where you'll find qt3.14 gf-s. You fucking mongoloid OP doesn't want sluts, he wants a gf
i agree brother but he lacks EXPERIENCE. even if that girl or a qt3.14 went on a date with him. he'll most likely fuck it up due to that fact. girls like dating guys with experience. whether it be age or thru "confidence" thats just how it is. in certain situations based off my personal evidence. you can be inexperienced and find a gf thru hanging out with somebody via highschool/college(jobs don't count) or like my friend who plays e-sports video games and lost his virginity to some anime weeaboo who sells stickers and pins he met a tournament. other then that you need to be better than the girl mentally. thats why he needs to do the trusted method that men have been doing for years. fucking 6/10 club sluts and learning how to deal with the red flags. he can even practice his game on tinder/okcupid. but he needs practice so when the qt gf shows up he knows what to say and how to fuck her.
mediate for yourself not for girls. save up money on your job and invest in yourself. whether it be for a future business or swag up your room/clothes. pamper yourself bro

Get a job where you have to interview random people about stuff (e.g. market research)

The first 5-10 times you'll feel awkward as fuck, then you'll stop giving a shit and just go through the script like a robot. After a few conversations though, you'll start getting better at random little quips and picking up shit.

You can go from "complete aspie" to "decent conversationalist" within a few days, perhaps even hours.

No wonder you've been a cashier for 4 years. Idiot.

Same. Day 4 (big thing for me ) and these motherfuckers keep posting this shit. Doesn't help that pornstar killed herself. It's everywhere.

>that pornstar killed herself
You gave me a fucking heart attack, who died? I only see a shitstorm with no names.

august ames

no she didn't
pic is eva lovia, not august ames

I'm not good looking (3/10) or tall (5'7"), don't think i will do well at clubs tbqh

reminder that this slut sucks jew dick for roles

Pic please; let us be the judges

Don't they all?

Fellow ugly 5'7 here, learn to dance. Not memeing.

Pretty much the same boat.
But I enjoy being alone, just wish I had the option to hang around with some good people from time to time

OP here, I'm actually taking Latin dancing lessons

I'm not very good though, and a little embarrassed to tell people in real life that I'm taking them

majority of the girls are drunk. none of tht shit matters

op here, i feel the same way

don't have many experiences to talk about

overhear coworkers talk about me restaurants and bars, or weddings and parties. i haven't experienced that tbqh

No shame in that (except here where they'll call you a faggot).
As long as you're not stuttering it's a pretty cool thing to say. Just don't overdo it you faggot.

>Holy shit stop fucking stalking her on instagram you fucking autist
Lol, piss off, you roastie cunt.

Learning to dance is a good step man, maybe you could meet some qt's there. If not it can give you a talking point with people.

tbqh I'm more worried about getting in to the club, and talking loud enough to be heard, and approaching a girl and her guy friends wanting to fight me

I'm in the same boat. I've started listening to podcast where people banter like with friends. I have joe rogan and bill burr monday morning. Anymore I should start listening to?

The Daily Shoah

PKA

I use to give a fuck of what people thought of me, and what I would say if I had a convo of them.

Literally stoped caring I've talked to more people than I ever did back when I cared. I literally just be me which I do swear often or say innapropriate things (only if the time is right) and sometimes convos dont go as well but I really could care less and I feel better at the end when I tell someone to fuck off if shit gets awkward or something W. E fuck em I don't owe anyone anything

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