Brehs what do I say? "Yeah, are you a gains goblin?" Idk

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Brehs what do I say? "Yeah, are you a gains goblin?" Idk

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Snarelure
Snarelure

lol

sage

Skullbone
Skullbone

"Yeah, are you a gains goblin?"
Honestly that's not a bad idea if you think you're close enough with her to be weird

Emberfire
Emberfire

Yeah, start using Veeky Forums memes on her, that'll get her wet

Flameblow
Flameblow

We've been talking for a few days

StonedTime
StonedTime

oh then go ahead and delete this thread then because it's not fitness related.

Saged.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Worked for me

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

My opener

FastChef
FastChef

fuck thats cringey lol

its seriously obvious how hard you strained your brain to come up with some randumb to say in response to that

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

It took a few seconds of thinking lol

whereismyname
whereismyname

Terrible opener. Shows you have no confidence in yourself.
This is literally how you friendzone yourself.

Also, that picture looks like a catfish. Take a screenshot of the profile.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

fuck this guy it's funny and is working so don't stop. ask her if she wants to see your panda dick

Booteefool
Booteefool

no it didnt hahahah

like i said its obvious how hard u sat there thinkin of something randumb and ironic.

stop tryin so hard

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Can I get advice on what to say next then

5mileys
5mileys

Show the full profile with the bio and everything

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

(or a large hill)

Emberfire
Emberfire

given how flavourless your responses have been so far i'd say you've ticked that no personality box no issues.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Would appreciate advice my dude

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Show the first pic. Whats with the edits lol. Just seems suss.

TechHater
TechHater

Exif data. People like to dox

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Brehs help

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Reply with "what did you just say to me you little bitch?"

Lunatick
Lunatick

"Good, that means you won't put up much of a struggle."
Will make her wet, 100 percent gaurenteed.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I'd use "cardio bunny" instead of autistically negging her by calling her a goblin, but whatevs.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Dude come on

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Oh I bet you get all the pussy, you angsty tard.

5mileys
5mileys

gotta be careful with that sort of aggressive flirting. posing it as a question might work, like "so you wouldn't put up much of a struggle, eh?" maybe throw in a winky emoji if she's that kind of sloot, but as a statement the whole thing comes off as a bit rapey.

cum2soon
cum2soon

more?

iluvmen
iluvmen

I know what the fuck I'm talking about faggot. Do it.

idontknow
idontknow

or even turn it around like "Oh that's too bad, I like a girl who can put up a struggle"

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Yeah I don't know how receptive she would be to that. I'm not attractive enough to say that to her

Methshot
Methshot

"I'm that gorilla dick nigga, I make dyke pussy wet"

Methnerd
Methnerd

That actually might be better.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Just say
Quit trying to set me up for shitty one liners to get your cunt stirring, you gonna piss on those jean shorts for me or what

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

i can make your knees weak
autism

JunkTop
JunkTop

Say "Must squat two plate ride this ride"

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

t.virgin

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

this is more of a line that you say in person to segue into sex after a few drinks.

you have to be clever and witty in text because of the fact that they can go back and read it again in a different mood. if you say "sexy" shit while you're horny they might respond positively in the moment, but when they read it the next day they're just gonna be like "what the fuck that's so dumb i'm totally not gonna fuck this guy"

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

that's a bold move, cotton. let's see if it pays off for him.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I'm getting head, and you have to use tinder lol

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Bold move.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Huh, you actually salvaged something out of the retarded shit I said

Good job OP, dont think its that bad

I fucked a girl this month for the first time
kinda disappointing

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

yea we're all aware that prostitution exists.

girlDog
girlDog

Yeah I really liked your response aside from the vulgarity my dude

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

GL op because that fucking sucked.

w8t4u
w8t4u

What would you have said? Girls like guys who lift and have "dorky" humor dude

Evilember
Evilember

"haha, got me. You know how it is,every ho needs a pimp, but I'm not sure you could handle it ;)"
grils love it when you flip the switch, call her out on being only interested in your body, tell her you to forget about nudes and that if she sends pussy pics the conversation is over because "girls are always doing that, and it's gross"
she'll get it and she'll like it, it shows you "get it" too
The bigger the stereotype the better, just flip it and she'll play along

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

This guy gets it.
Do this but a bit more subtle.

TechHater
TechHater

You know how it is,every ho needs a pimp
he's going after middle class+ tinder white girls, not brown instagram thots.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Girls like to have there panties drenched.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

im interested in the asian with the confederate flag tho

farquit
farquit

They need build up though and depending on the girl it can take awhile

viagrandad
viagrandad

there is nothing that gets a girl more excited than the prospect of setting up some "hang out" time with a guy she finds attractive. the thought will stew in her mind.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

these are the people giving workout advice on twitter

well I suppose it keeps you away from the nukes eh Kim?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Kek, I guess you can't lift away your insecurities :^)

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

No response yet op?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Went quiet on you breh?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Mission failed, we'll get em next time

likme
likme

idiot

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Is that why she went silent?

Skullbone
Skullbone

That’s it boys, pack it up

Evilember
Evilember

Yeah, are you a gains goblin
Literally the perfect reply

WebTool
WebTool

every ho needs a pimp
That only works on niggers

DeathDog
DeathDog

She wearing those hoe socks so bury it and get her pregnant and than dip out. Who gaf about your slick game bish

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