Tfw you'll only ever be good for helping Chad shit.
Feels thread m8s
Sad ass dinner for one
Looks good m8
Eat up, get plenty of rest, and fuck up the world tomorrow.
Went hiking with an old friend, he made a bunch of mean spirited jokes at my expense (even though he's a NEET weeb), realized I need to drop him.
I picked her up, paid for dinner, invited her over for drinks and a movie and drive her home.
was that night we had dinner a date or was it just a hang out?
beta dude. so beta. this cant be real
you're being cucked by Zac. you can't be this dense user
Did you not know she had a boyfriend?
Just some guys shes on the hook for
Bummer. What were your initial intentions for the evening?
full head of insanely long straight jet black hair
Able to grow huge beards
WHAT AM I MEANT TO FEEL
Respectable and upstanding pursuits, user.
*polite fedora tips*
Whatever you feel, its only a portion of what a real man would feel.
I am constantly on the fence between accepting that as a manlet, albeit an attractive manlet, it is my duty to not pass on my genes to my children and give them the same pain of being short as I've felt
Becoming literal King of Manlets in my atheleticism and having children with a girl so tall that my kids end up being over 6'.
Every day I have less time to deliberate, yet I can't give up hope. But why should I keep lying to myself? It's for the greater good.
My mom's 5'1", my dad's 5'6" and all of my brothers and my sister are all over 6' tall. 6'2" right here and I'm the shortest. No worries dude, but maybe bagging the tall chick wouldn't hurt.
it doesn't work like that
you have to look at your family's height and then your gf's family's height
and even if every single gene in your kid's genepool is a manlet, you can still nourish him properly and ensure he gets enough sleep and he'll outgrow you easily
FUCK that's legit FUCKED.
She knew what she was doing I bet
im done at 2 :p
the shittiest tasting coffee possible
What the fuck was the point?
Chad you dumb fuck.
Landed myself a smart, hot gf with big tiddies baby pleeease
Do all women cheat? I kinda wanna keep this one
lol i feel like i'll never have a boyfriend. have to choose between being fat or losing gains i guess? from what fit says.
life is kinda hard but i'm mostly okay i guess.
Cuck live matters
Dinner in my hotel room. I like kfc.
you don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat this
okay, i'm actually sad now.
been sick for a long time, work has been exhausting. sick days are only for rich people ofc. haven't worked out all week because i'm that sick.
it's kinda getting to me. there's lots of other stuff too idk. probably not best to dwell on it. trying to be productive. today's gonna be okay, right? :(
god i'm fat.
why the FUCK is it on the floor of your hotel room
this picture is depressing
That sucks dude, but at least you know not to pursue her anymore, move on to the next girl.
My mom's 5'1", my dad's 5'6" and all of my brothers and my sister are all over 6' tall.
How tall's the postman?
my family lucked out genetically so the same will definitely happen to you!
~5'1 mom, 5'11 dad, me 5'6
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I... I cried a bit user :^)
I‘m strong guy btw
Not gonna make it
No, but seriously, if you are one of those guys who use "haha" or tongue-in-cheek emojis to soften your messages to girls, you should get your T-levels checked and consider growing a spine
Try not stuffing your face porky
I haven't had a real conversation with a female in years.
shes so cute brehs...
tfw will never have cute gee eff
I hate the fact ive done this before. Was about 2010, still burns me to this day. Worst part was bumping into her again on the street.
beggars can be choosers
Take your pseudo-feels and leave roastie.
I don't think I ever had a real conversation with a female. And it's okay.
Woke up late again, exams start in 3 days and I haven't studied for shit and don't know shit.
Been skipping the gym and skipping meals for a month now, look like a sack of skin, bones and shit.
Was actually having a good day until I walked by the mirror.
of all the sites you could have chosen to post this, why this one?
why are your feels more legitimate than mine?
this is where i spend most of my time online. pretty sad i know
My family blessed me genetically but fucked me psychologically
Tits or GTFO
Laziness isn't a feel.
B-b-but I'm depressed and I can't do anything because of that D: hehe omg I'm so depressed
Many people here were depressed for actual depressing reasons but they worked themselves out of it silently without attention whoring. If you actually have a problem the first thing you'd do is search for solutions.
And if you have asked this before you probably know that you should know that you need to organize your life and create goals
While I agree that her post was retarded, it was none more so than 90% of the shit that gets posted here every day, and pretending that shes being rightly criticized just for being an attention whore, when this is literally /attentionwhore/ the board, is equally as retarded.
what is the purpose of these threads if not to express our feelings. i don't understand why it's okay to complain about being short but not to complain about being sick and stuff. or is this just a case of different standards for female posters?
you people are weird.
No, it's just rest day today and i have nothing else to do with my life so I'm replying to attention whores and falling for baits
yup, girls are not that dumb
or is this just a case of different standards for female posters?
yeah no shit
get a more healthy diet, you'll lose weight and won't be sick for a week straight.
also, if you have a problem with money, stop spending it on retarded tattoos
This guy gets it.
Pls user you're hurting me
you can still maintain/gain weight on a healthy diet if you eat above maintenance. i eat pretty well most of the time. and i don't really want to talk diet right now; that's been beaten to death before.
my tattoos are great fuck you.
Girls are overrated. Trust me, I've had sex
Just came home from work
Ex-girlfriend unblocked me after months and months
Feels weird seeing her profile pic, not in a bad or good way that is
Really contemplating on joining a powerlifting gym, there's one in my town and the people there look normal, no arabs, no turks no assholes and they've won some awards too
Other than that, i think i'm once again being content with being alone.
so, my problem is the oposite of 90% of you guys.
I have a loving gf that would do anything for me
she is very pretty and with an decent body, really skinny but with a round ass, she started lifting though
she is also broke, has depression and comes from a broken home, so she is very needy and always need to be with someone doing something different
we've been together for 3 years but i don't feel in love with her anymore as i did once, i still love her and care for her more than anyone else in this world but its starting to weight me down a lot, i want to break up with her so i can focus on growing as a man, making my career, living my life, enjoying as much as i can, but i'm not a man enough to just dump her and doesn't look behind to see if she is okay, i'm told her i want to talk to her on sunday, she is very nervous and sad already, how can i deal with her without destroying her heart?
why not grow together?
the whole " i wanna grow on my own" talk is kinda bs for me imo
forearm tattoos look like shit on women, what's that even supposed to be?
why can't you do both? does she need you 24/7 ?
Fuck kissing turns me on
Haven't kissed a grill since my sophomore year of high school
I don’t think I can continue my self improvement if I have no self preservation in mind. A guy tried to rob me and I just walked away, hoping he would stab me, but he just let me go. I hide my depression under an act so my friends don’t worry but really I just stopped caring. I don’t even go to my college classes anymore because why prepare for the future when I don’t want one.
Im so fat :(
I dont want to diet
Your entire dilemma in two sentences.
simply because i want to make a career, i work for my parents for a shitty pay, i'm about to graduate college and i barelly know how to do what i chose to do, she is already thinking about moving together, marrying, having kids, having a dog and the only thing i know i want to have is a decent job that will provide me enough to pay for my shit and still enough to save, i also miss being single, doesn't having to deal with someone else, for example, if today i decided that tomorrow i'm going to another town by myself to eat a burger, she would want to go with me, if i refused it would lead to arguments and bullshit, i miss being free from responsabilities
well then, just be honest man don't cloud her brain with stuff many woman do i.e. "it's not you it's me" give her exactly those reasons you just posted
If I threw you off of a tall building right now, you would want to keep living as soon as you start falling.
I feel exactly the same, but my family keeps forcing me to do my shit and I don't want to hurt anyone by killing myself or disappoint them. Hopefully it will be better one day, or at least a truck runs me over so I don't have to stand this any longer
why can't you do both? does she need you 24/7 ?
i work from 7 to 5, and she works from 7 to 3, as soon as i get home i go to the gym, and she goes with me now, that pisses me off because she wants me to be her personal trainer, which i can't do if i'm focusing on my workouts, then its 7pm and we're both at my place (i live with my parents though, thats how much of a failure i still am) and i cook dinner for two instead of just for me, we shower together, we watch the same shows, we talk a bit and then we sleep together, i wake up first, start to make my smoothie, gives her a cup, she takes a sip and doesn't drink the rest, i drive her to her place (where she works) and it starts all over again.
i literally don't have time for myself, i tell her that i just want to chill and play some games, read a book or do something but she is always texting me and calling me that basically leads to me, having to give her attention instead of doing my shit
Maybe, that’s just survival instinct though. People who have jumped off bridges sometimes survive only to jump again. I have 2 suicide attempts under my belt already
i know i should do this, but i'm too much of a pussy to do this, well, i'm trying to improve myself, i'm going to grow a pair and do this shit
don't let her end up like 95% of guys here asking themselves "what was the real reason she broke up"
i literally would rather have her to break up with me for no reason or to hook up with someone else than me having to do this shit lol, but yeah, i'm gonna man up, i'm being a bitch, i'm gonna be a chad, thats why we're all here right?
Hopefully user, I thought if I became chad I would be happy but I’ve had sex with like 20 girls this year and still feel like shit
yes you can do it be a man
Can't you teach her to be more independent if breaking up is the alternative.
What do your parents think about that?
Just.Wow. You sound like my ex. Selfish as fuck and not a single thought about growing together
They don’t know about it
As I read that I imagine some cuck at the other end of the spectrum, with a whore who fucks around and calls him only when she needs money.
this literally made me lol. i never said i don't want to diet though.
this thread is just silly now.
wholesome Veeky Forums >
user PAYS for DINNER while SHE thinks of ZAC's NUTSAC
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
You tried to kill yourself twice and they didn't notice?
That Was it haha
I didn’t tell them
Agreed. What a fucking beta. Have fun with your regrets. Real alphas lead their women not run from responsibilities like a child.
This. Might add everyone who thinks that their partner is hindering them from """growing""" are just too childish to acknowledge that growing together is also part of a relationship.
Can't you teach her to be more independent if breaking up is the alternative.
i tried, she already thinks she is 100% independent, but she doesn't realize that she is needy as fuck too, she can go to the supermarket, but she rather do if someone is with her, so she waits untill i need to go there to go with me
Selfish as fuck and not a single thought about growing together
i thought for three years, untill i didn't grew at all because i can't deny her favours and when i do she is all sentimental about it and shit.
she also works and makes more than i do
i thought for three years, untill i didn't grew at all because i can't deny her favours and when i do she is all sentimental about it and shit.
so you're basically a cuck
today's gonna be okay
CHAD drinks DECAF while BETAS are NERVOUS on CAFFEINE
jesus christ user
acknowledge that growing together is also part of a relationship.
i already know that since day one, but i don't see how i moving with her while making barelly enough to survive is a smart decision, i also don't see how not doing anything for myself to please someone else is good for a relationship though
i can't follow you.
How do you attempt suicide without ending up in a hospital?
Why don't you tell her to get her own car, leave you alone in the gym, etc. What's the worst that could happen?
This. Youre letting her control you. Beta af. Also moving in does not cost more. If anything it saves you money unless you live with your parents or something.
t. Femanon with a real alpha Chad bf
Well I can tell you don’t have much experience talking to women, good news is it can’t get much worse than this.. holy fuck...
1st attempt was downing a bottle of Tylenol and I survived
2nd was jumping in traffic but the drive stopped
She wanted you to fuck her in your house bro. You didn't seal the deal and now she's mentally backtracking
God damn it I love stews and shit
Next time make your intentions a little bit more clear during the date.
Also text look akay just don't be so gay about how you feel. You like her so don't act like its just a joke.
Also lift and become zac
Ok stop doing that
t. gay larping as usual
Best advice. Less smiley emoticons and stop trying to be the 'sweet guy'. That comes after you have established mutual attraction. You sound like ultimate friend zone material.
Whatever helps you sleep at night famalam.
same! which is why i frequently make them lol.
i love that some guy was talking shit about my diet and now i'm making people hungry for those clean gains.
Oh I’m already down? Better think even more negative about my situation ffs
This hits me bad
What is it?
Also pls share stew recipes I've never tried one, wanna give it a try.
stews are so simple you don't even need a recipe. you just throw stuff into a pot/slow cooker and let it go on low heat for hours. add whatever spices and herbs you want.
also is it not obvious that it's yak meat?
ran into best friend from high school at market today
she came up to me and we talked
about to leave and I asked her she had a snapchat or anything so we can talk
says she just got it and adds me right there and then
mfw when its been 2 hours and no one has added
Dont know why people do this to me
You got WOMAND
also is it not obvious that it's yak meat?
I thought they distinct and that is some kind of joke.
you just throw stuff into a pot/slow cooker and let it go on low heat for hours
But different parts of a meal require different time to be cooked. It will be fine meat with overcooked vegetables or kind-of-rare meat with perfect veggies, no?
I'm right there with you my guy
that's called SACRIFICE
you do that for the people you love you greedy fuck
I have 2 suicide attempts
"Do, or do not. There is no try."
You're a fucking attention-seeking faggot. People kill themselves ACCIDENTALLY all the fucking time and you can't do it deliberately, twice? Go fuck yourself.
Reposting from other thread
Hear me out guys need some advice, maybe I'm overreacting I need some objectivity on the matter
got hot gf, seems all good so far, likes me a lot always puts out etc
been learning to drive for a few months now, got my test booked for next month (UKfag)
she always says how she can't wait until I can drive so we can go more places etc
doesn't really bother me but she does say it a lot
she went to the gym tonight with one of her friends
texts me 'so and so's boyfriend is giving us a lift home, can't wait until my boyfriend can drive :)'
Idk that really fucking triggered me like I am literally a perfect BF she has never had anybody like me before not even close, none of that cuck shit but I am very stable, never get jealous/we have never had an argument. have a very Veeky Forums body, dress well, well off financially and all this stuff and she still finds a reason to complain like this.
Am I overreacting or what?
She's probably embarrassed that she has a bf that can't drive. I mean that's a thing in relationships, the guy has a car and drives. It's part of your role, especially if you're both still young.
Eat less you disgusting whore
eat shit you sexist pig
m8, I would say you're over reacting on this one. She just sounds enthusiastic about the future.
You're missing the point user, I don't want to die but neither do I want to live.
lol nice humblr brag attention grab about "2 suicide attempts"
quit playing around and actually do it
She sounds excited, why are you so hostile. Are you a vertically-challenged person perchance?
Still feel like a ghost at work
How do I make myself give of more of a presence?
Women say things but they think others.
Next time you take her out and you make move. Don't ask, just make. She don't care about boyfriend she want you to ravish her. Trust me am old.
well if you're a cup of coffee I guess that's your job, bucko.
but have you tried just sitting on the grass on a windy day? There's something primal and wonderful about it that can heal your soul.
being 'compact' is a fucking boon. every modern 'thrill' experience is how to make us feel smaller and less in control. roller coasters, giant inefficient cars/trucks. if the world was ending and the scientists could fit either 2 small people or 1 giant fatass on a rocket to perpetuate the species they would choose the smaller couple. (forced gf ftw)
It's gonna be fine. Keep up your vitamins, get sleep, eat plenty of garlic and chicken soup to burn that shit out.
What's the name of the guy in your picture?
I miss her lads
write "killer" on your forehead
tfw parents gave you shit because you were trying fasting, because I'm "going to end up in hospital" despite having decent two two-day fasts
decide to go 180 and start bulking for strength and size
father mocks me because I was supposed to try losing weight instead of eating more
I can't win against them, all I can do is to ignore them.
you text like a girl
get a haircut, shorty
Stop missing her. I got dumped last night, going on a date this afternoon.
Go find you a new one.
How do I get over her bros? 4.5 years, all of college spent together, working towards moving in together. Now there's just nothing. I can't even bring myself to be her friend because it hurts too much. All I have is liftan.
You're sad, she left you; stop giving a fuck.
same here. Mom always said I was too skinny but then she found out I was eating a ton and said I was gonna get too muscular. Sometimes you just can't win
focus on yourself and creating a life worth living
the best revenge is to live well, your self worth is not tied to her
Seriously you are fucking sick
Tfw ass touch floor squats
I just realized in this other fucking thread that i possibly have Marfans
But the syndrome is also fucking stupid because it isn't binary.
Early death from cardiovascular failures, Long legs, long arms, long toes, fingers and flexibility runs in the family.
But i'm the only one who didn't get just bits and pieces, i got the whole package.
Also natural excellence in the water is part of family history.
Thank god i'm gay
won't be spreading this shitty genepool any further.
May aswell roid now
nice 5$ wine banklet
How do i be nice to people (without being a desperate m'lad)? All my life i have been an asshole toward everyone. Getting Veeky Forums made me even more asshole.
If you're one of those guys who say you're one of those guys if X then you seriously need to get your test levels checked,then you seriously need to get your test levels checked.
you can feel sorry for yourself all you want user, now that you're fit you want to move on to the next stage which is to improve your personality.
Sorry there's no easy tutorial on how to stop being a fucking narcissist.
just tell her what your problem is and work through it
my name is Zac
I’m so sorry for you user, just keep on searching
best new meme
I’m sick too, haven’t worked out since Saturday. Just amp yourself up For that 1st workout once you feel better
i'm getting better. still halfway miserable but i'm thinking i'll try it tomorrow :/
""""""""""""""""Drowned in a bottle of tylenol""""""""""""""""""
What's it like being a teenaged girl? Only a really shitty person would drag a complete stranger into assisting them commit suicide. If you were serious about it you would've found a way other than those shitty "attempts"
Grow the fuck up you sad miserable piece of shit or kill yourself
It'd have been easier for me if i felt narcissistic all the time.
when i stay alone i feel empty and depressed and when I'm around people i feel very confident and self obsessed so i act like an asshole. I tried to stop and act nice but this shit is hard and the fact that people take time to accept change makes it even harder.
On the plus side
My paper on the Vietnam war and my experiences in Iraq was so good my Prof said I should get it published
The one time I open up and let my gf start reading it she freaks out and thinks I'm a psycho.
Gonna neck myself soon tbqh
Meet new people then negro. I did shit to a lot of folks and so far nobody came back to beat my ass. You'd be surprised how willing people are to forgive.
Not gonna make it
Been dating a girl for four months and we started talking about our sexual history.
She's had two threesomes in her life. I haven't had any. I asked if she would have one with me and she said no because she likes me too much and wouldn't want to share me. What the fuck is up with that?
With dudes or girls?
Have your own MMM threesome without her you fag.
Because you asked.
they were both FFM
how does one have a threeway without planning?
supersetting quads and hamstrings
qt 3.14 hops on the quad machine
ask her if i can work with her
she takes off a headphone
"can i work in between you"
she wants to cheat dude, its not even just attention. She actually wants you to fuck her. Women rarely do this without the implication of "unplanned" "it just happened Zach, I was just trying to make friends :/" trust me. They're born sociopaths, you can turn any situation with a woman who wants you into sex if you are amoral enough. You fucked up idiot. Could have cucked someone
I just wanna know what that feels like
And people then tell you you're supposed to listen to elders because they know more and are more mature.
My parents are doing pretty decent work at undermining my respect to older people.
sing in choir
get along great with everyone, people have commented on it
except for one girl
super qt, lifts, cooks, bakes
any time I try to talk to her I either freeze up or she's standoffish, giving brief answers and not even looking at me
see her at gym, doesn't even acknowledge me even though she passes by right next to me
most recently we were in a room together alone and she just stared at the ground until someone else came along, who she talked to immediately
wtf lads, am not uggo, what's her deal?
under my belt
try putting your neck under a belt next time and you won't have a 3rd to talk about
tried to squat PR today
couldn't break parallel
had to deload
I hate being a leglet so much.
leaked dialogue from the new FFVII game
Only mired by guys
Do you know if they were MMF MFF threeways?
me? 6'2 also :^)
Maybe she's shy, either that or she's stuck up and full of herself.
so i was cleaning my room and came across a bunch of things that made me extremely sentimental and sad. in this old box i found there was all this family stuff. feel like no one is going to believe some of this but whatever.
i had a kid when i was 17 with my first and only girlfriend. she was 16 when our daughter was born. 2 years later, our son was born. we were talking about marriage and i thought i was in love. then a lot of shit happened, and she left me for my friend, who was actually my first gay experience. we all lived in an apartment together with the kids for a few months, and sometimes i heard them fucking and it kind of destroyed me. i dropped out of college. during that period i turned to drugs, and got very heavy into benzos.
soon after they kicked me out. i went back to my dad's house. at this point my daughter was 3, son 1. i guess i was 20. all my stuff was left with them. i found some of it in boxes on my dad's doorstep a few days later. they kept the nice queen size bed my mom had given us. still kinda bitter about that. and everything. back when he and i were still friends and fooling around, he was trying to get into the army. i taught him algebra so he could get his GED.
soon after they kicked me out they got married, and he officially joined the army. they left with my kids to some state on the other side of the country. i never saw my kids again, and when i try to contact her she tells me to fuck off. it took a long time for me to try to contact her and see the kids again, which is part of the reason she gives for not letting me see them.
now i'm almost 30. my daughter is 13, son is 11. i miss them terribly. all i have from them is pictures and other memorabilia.
this all weighs heavy. i'm only now starting to get my life in order. there were a series of suicide attempts, and stays in the mental ward of the hospital here. i still live with my dad, but i am working full time and trying again at college.
best friend started dating a girl
one of my few good friends is going to be "busy" much more often
Am I an asshole for not being happy for him?
2 hours bro
Never gonna make it
Youre on the road to wife beating with this autistic anger
Never gonna make it
i don't remember what it feels like to kiss someone with feelings.
what a impossible dream, to be slightly above dyel and to fuck some roastie
inplug and get fugged nigag
well i hope your first day on here is going as you'd imagined it would. now tits or gtfo.
I‘m strong guy btw
i acted like a basic bitch and got called out on it and so the thread is stupid
i hit a nihilistic streak a couple of years ago that fucked with my worldview. now i feel that because life is a meaningless experience in the end so whatever you do or don't do will eventually not matter. so i'm just trying to have a good time and basically make waiting to die as enjoyable as possible. get drunk and party. get Veeky Forums and fuck a bitch. it's whatever man. i'm sliding down into the cosmic bottomless pit of no return but at least i'm enjoying the ride.
nobody can blame you for not wanting to be smothered, user. it sucks but you have to cut ties if she's doing this. it's not fair to you and it's not your responsibility to make sure she can function on a daily basis. if anything you've held her hand for this long and in that time she should have been learning how to be an individual. if she didn't, that's not on you bro. i went through a similar situation about two years ago and one day i just had enough and had to tell her how i felt. it's tough and there's no right time to do it so you just have to do it.
don't have sex with her a month after you break up because you miss sex and her tits are huge. it won't lead to anything good and it'll basically ruin sex for you.
i would leave her, you want a threesome? Go find find someone who will give it too you. What are you going to be angry your whole life because you never had to girls on yo dick? Tell her to find a cutie or to find a new fucking apartment.
I just found out my cousin who's struggled with drug addiction since high school has been missing for the last few months. I don't meant to be a straightedge fag, but I've seen drug addiction fuck up so many people close to me. Another cousin got high and got into a car crash and died last year. A few years before that, a childhood friend ran away from home and became a hooker to fuel her habit.
I don't mean to maudlin, but it's been pretty rough in that regard these last few years. I know that this isn't really the place to post feels, but you guys are like a second family to me.
the first person you date is who you have to die with and if you have a problem with that, you're just immature.
why don't you show us how it's done
i'll probably just be laughed at again, but i'll post more feels stuff. it's what the thread is for, right?
i have anxiety. really bad social anxiety. it sucks, and for like years i was basically a recluse neet girl. i'm sorta getting better now, and have a job and try to pretend to people that i'm halfway normal. had one friend, but then she moved and now i have zero friends. and i have no idea how to talk to guys, so i literally haven't had sex in years. now i'm like in the best shape of my life (still not great but i was FAT before), and some guys are actually approaching me but they're all gross weirdos. most recent guy got a job at my workplace and would act super weird and interested about me but had this fake af "gangsta" persona that was gross and terrible. he lasted like 3 days until he was fired for sleeping on shift.
so anyway i have no friends and no boyfriends and it's all very lonely.
replace your bread with more veg, why would you even bother cooking that little
shadowrun BTL chip
Another fatg/uy that is fit/?
bait? ur son doesnt get his height from you, its based on his maternal grandfathers height.
You realize that's normal for a lot of men, right?
leave it to men to turn loneliness into a dick measuring contest.
But you can improve. Find out what your resting BMI is so you can adjust calorie intake when sick.
Eat Echinacea pills for amazing immune support 3x a day when a sickness is starting to stop it before it starts or shorten the sickness time.
Boil a tincture of 1tsp dandelion root, 1/2 tsp of ginger, cayanne pepper, 1 tsp orange peels, 1 tbs shitaki mushrooms. Drink 2x a day during illness for speedy recovery.
T. Poor fag that can't afford to get sick and is way too into herbal remedies.
take a woman out on a date
ooohhh no we just went as friends lol :)
Come on, she knew what that was.
Leave it to women to think being lonely is some super sad unique experience that only they know even when they've had friends, boyfriends and interested people
Get your ass on a dating website.
introvert hermit to the extreme
use dating website
only meet assholes
one asshole has cool friends
we break up, friends kick them out
I keep first group of friends I had in 9 years.
wife hot girl in group who is also a hermit.
If a lower like me could, you can too user!
Holy shit fuck those 2 faggots. That is a hard feel user. I'm glad that you seem to be on good terms with your dad, you are working and trying college again.
We're all gonna make it brah.
Spending money on a woman at all without being in a relationship first.
user you're a moron.
No bully but do you have the autismo?
Damn user that’s horrible. I’ll be praying for you my man
L O S A N G E L E S
Man all you niggas are sad as shit.
Where my numb boys at? I was sad for so long that it just went away. I just lift and don't feel anything
The anonymous ways of this Mongolian basket weaving forum can be odd for the newbie.
One femanon to another, you need tough skin to be here. Everyone calls each other names here like a group of guys who pal around. No one mentions gender. Females especially do not beg for compliments by calling themselves fat. Your post would have been fine in my opinion if you had phrased it differently to ask for guidance instead of a opening for reassurance of your body.
Most important of all for learning how to fit in, lurk more faggot.
i'm getting better i think. have developed a nasty cough and throat is crazy sore, but i'm better otherwise.
i never said it was unique or like hardcore depressing. just those are the feelings i'm having tonight.
lol wtf no. do i seem like i have autism? social anxiety is NOT the same as autism.
bro you have clinical depression
o t t a w a ?
try to locate that bitch ffs and get to see your children before its to late
right here dawg
be a fuckin loser of a guy
big reason i never approach girls or even people to make friends is because of the humiliation of not having friends and my shut in lifestyle
see girl post on Veeky Forums
she's chub mode, dats the shit i like
apparently good at cooking, could make me food to bulk my emaciated ass up
doesnt have friends or relatiosnhip right now so maybe my loserness and shut in ness wouldnt be a killer for her
even if i knew all this in person, would be too aspie to talk to her
dems some real feels boys
aww those puppies are cute!
no i'm not canada sorry. you seem nice though i like you.
i have tough skin, don't worry. dunno why i'd want to fit in though, these people are mean :P
i'd share my dinner with you! it's not the prettiest meal, but it's very protein and delicious.
steak mixed up with olive oil, salt, and cayenne. fried in butter with a bunch of garlic because i'm sick lol
dub dubs confirms it
So why can't you tell her to be more independent? Do you not realize you did not mention once any other issue with her? She sounds perfect except for one fixable flaw. Don't leave her for a future crazy cunts. Women like her are rare. You will regret so much leaving when you two got along so well.
Don't fall for the mistake of thinking a low burning love is not love because it is not the hot flames of infatuation that only last the first part of a relationship.
Use phrases like "I feel" to keep the dialogue away from a arguement.
Tell her you need to focus on your exercise or you focus on her and not your workout. Maybe lighten mood and say you need to maintain your sexy bod she loves.
Tell her you need more alone time.
Tell her you feel overwhelmed when she texts and calls when you want peace. It makes you feel shitty to ignore her so you'd prefer she didn't.
If a break up is possible, you will see if she will change. Then your ads that can't stand small flaws will be truly spoiled with a great woman.
boom problem solved.
Please find them user. Fight for parental visitation rights. She has probably poisoned their minds to view you a certain way. At least for them and you, let them know you think of them constantly and tried to reach out to their mom to reach them.
T. user with dead father who fought tooth and nail for visitation rights all while mom claimed he wasn't sending money to buy food.
teehee I'm lonely give me attention because vagina
Man you fried the shit out of that chicken! Nigga yo chicken just got SHITTED
tfw only have 3 friends
only ever get to see 1 of them
get wasted and ruin friendship
tfw nobody to talk to or hang out with now besides dad
At least I start uni soon... maybe I'll actually meet a girl
Dude you're fucking fine b/c you got uni coming up. I'm 20 w/o any friends and feel no motivation to lift anymore.
At least there's the prospect of getting an above average job, then living out a mediocre bachelor life, travelling etc.
If I'm lucky, I'll find a qt girl who might like me for who I am or leech off me, but at least pretend to somewhat care.
Tfw going to college
Gf can't really study atm for a chronic illness that fucks almost every aspect of her
She's genuinely good looking, amazing personality and loyal plus was my first and I was her first everything (kissing,cuddling etc)
But starting to worry about our future
She's dependent on her family and lives with them
All the responsibility when we get married will be on me financially
She's depressed about it, feels bad
is starting to worry that I'll meet someone else who's healthier and will give more an equal share in responsibilities and that I'll leave her because of it
She's in a depressive funk about it and i can't seem to get her out of it.
Idk what to do. She knows I won't cheat on her, she just feels bad about her situation and how it affects me but she isn't listening that idc.
some 19 year old shitfaggot in college
criticizes girlfriend living with her parents while in school when shes also likely 19-20 years old
lemme guess dude, you've already purchased a house right?
Feel so much that I stopped feeling
do i seem like i have autism?
Well you're on this website so...
dont do it you degenerate fuck. if she loves you she will actually help you improve as a man. if you break up with her you will regret it. its been known since ages ago: you dont miss your water till your well runs dry
you fuck, just kill yourself like a man, dont jump in trafic and involve someone else too. you could at least do that you degenerate
qt 3.14 struggling to put on weights on bar for 5 minutes
wanting to be nice so I ask her if she needed help
goes to go help her the clip and the weight were halfway on
Smash the weight onto the bar and clip that shit air tight
2 minutes later see her trying to take it off and someone else helping her
mfw she was actually trying to take the weights off the whole time
Even when I'm trying to be nice I'm such an autist.
nobody gives a fuck about your situation. why are females such attention whores on an alpaca breeding website
I lift to become a strong, healthy, sick cunt to avenge my parents by swallowing my pain and dying a very old man.
TFW I just agreed to be exclusive with an 8/10 brunette virgin with 32DDD's.
Got an A in calculus after struggling with math for years.
Almost at 2plate squat.
I felt her hymen with my fingers, but I didn't break it because my dick is the proper tool for that job.
starting to feel more attached to the one lesbian I speak with on a regular basis
she's very nice and I genuinely enjoy having discussions with her. not a feel I've had before
This is an Elliot Roger tier post
spending money on a girl EVER.
spending money on a girl BEFORE SHES DEEPTHROATED YOU
Nayrt but that's not what user was doing at all. He was just giving context as to why his gf was feeling bad and that he cant cheer up. Nigga do you even reading comprehension
U do what you gotta do, but you just sound like a bored selfish guy
Run me through that brah, what do hymen feel like??
why'd she leave?
she's a whore. threesomes are degenerate as fuck anyway, you shouldn't want one and I would be bothered she'd do that.
also how do you only talk about history after 4 months? it should be one of the first things you have a talk about.
taking a screencap of that
Just save the image, retard
I can believe that. My dad's 5'8", I'm 6'1", and all the men on my mom's side are over 6', even though she's only 5'1". I know he's my dad, we look almost exactly alike.
having friends over at my place to eat dinner
don't know where to put my waifu daki
now just put her on my bed and covered her with my blanket, but I'm a student so only 1 room and a shared kitchen.
kinda nervous someone's gonna find her and laugh at me.
spending $10/lb on meat
surgery 2 weeks ago
constant fear of the cyst coming back
was above my dick
can't have sex for 1-2 months
a bit chubby asian girl I used to hook up with
contact her, she plays it off
no clear yes, or no
I asked her to contact me only if she wants to come over. I just feel lonely sometimes, and want to fuck. I am on nofap, and as said I cannot do anything sexual anyway for some time.
Any opinions on the asian qt thing? I want to let her go and chase someone else but I have a fear that I might not be enough for someone else.
I am not a fat fuck though.
She has probably poisoned their minds to view you a certain way.
Or they have no idea that the friend is not their real father.
Fuckin' hell that is heavy man. You are gonna make it, make your kids proud man, if and when they see you, they see a real man that they can look up to, not that lying sack of shit of a "friend".
My birthday is today as well, can legally post on Veeky Forums now.
Happy birthday user
Happy bday to you too, I just turned 25.
he lasted like 3 days until he was fired for sleeping on shift
while youre slaving away WORKING megaCHAD is sleeping and getting fucking PAID
I'd like to read it
went to the bathroom before a class at Uni
when I opened the stall door I was blocked in by two hambeasts
after they moved and I went to wash my hands there were two more in front of the doorway, again so fat they had to move aside so I could pass between them
Obesity being so common now makes it feel like the goddamn twilight zone sometimes. There are people at college that are so fat they take up an entire booth seat and break the chairs in the classrooms.
more smiley faces
this is painful to read
IN THE SACK WITH ZAC
tfw made it
this X 10000
there is no legit reason for that encounter otherwise.
your pic related is exactly how my ex gf was
Pro tip: never engage a relationship with an even slightly sad girl, she will probably make you become a depressed piece of shit
Of all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these... Haha
all 3 of you sound like degenerates and your parents failed miserably. Shame you tainted gene pool with your retardation
Don't mind them, they find your existence triggering because you're someone who is reasonably attractive and presumably have common interests if you are posting on this site, therefore they have no reason to justify being hkv's.
You have to be 18 to post on this site
Being nice is only cucky if thats all you can do. Learn to incorporate your shadow.
Pro tip: just talk to men like they're people. Also, progress pics?
no one posted the "thinking of you" pasta yet
Finally got all my storage bins out of my mom's basement. Going through them is real hard. Ton of stuff from my first apartment I had with my first real girlfriend. It's really upsetting me sorting this stuff out, I'll find some cards she gave me or some photos and jsut loose my shit. My life is so different now, I'm engaged to a successful woman, I got a house, I'm. In the best shape of my life yet as I go through my old crap these feels come and I don't know how to handle them.
I'm not joking this felt bad in my stomach.
I dated a Veeky Forums chick, OLY, hispanic
Now i can't go back to normal girls what do
megachad? no. he probably didn't weigh much more than i do (skinny and short), and he'd say weird things. like...
me: "hey (guy's name), what's up?"
him: "straight thuggin', gangsta!"
meh it doesn't bother me. also pretty sure no one here is a virgin, they're just fucking around on the internet :P
well talking to people is hard in general. it'll be okay!
Doki Doki Literature Club made me slightly depressed
oh fuck. rekd
I'm a former fatty who is still addicted to sugar.
I'm an alcoholic who quit drinking cold turkey a year and a half ago, but I can't stop killing myself with sugar.
Why is all food poison lads
thinking about her
god have mercy
that feel when my happiest moments of the past 3 years since we broke up were dreams I had where we were back together
I am literally dating another girl right now but I still can't forget about her. It's not that simple.