Hey, you! Yes you! The dude with the small calves (all of Veeky Forums)

Hey, you! Yes you! The dude with the small calves (all of Veeky Forums).
Wanna know the secret to big calves?

Masturbate while doing calf raises...
Yes. While you're horny your body can't really differentiate between pain, exhaustion and pleasure. Get yourself horny. Do calf raises. Everytime the pain becomes too much you rub your dick a bit. The pain that would otherwise make you stop becomes pleasure. You can go for ages that way.
You have to be careful at some point you might just nut without touching your dick at all. Keep yourself right before cumming at all times.

Do it. You know what I just told you is the truth. pic unrelated

One of the symptoms of end stage liver failure is swollen ankles/calves, so that would be also a good way to get some juice thick 'ves.

Just wanted to put that out into Veeky Forumss collective unconscious

I just came here for the calf pic.
FUCKING ADORABLE

but really what's the deal with calves obsession? I don't get it.

>user, why do you just drink and masturbate all day now?
>For those sick calf gains. I figured you wouldn't understand.

I used to do that in the shower. This also works for wall sits.

That calf is cute as hell. Pls post more and be in L O N D O N.

woman like calves

>be me
>at the gym
>it's fuckin leg day
>hitting those calves hard
>feel the burn
>time to rub my willy
>repeat
>on the last set
>getting close to the end
>close my eyes in concentration
>hear high-pitched screeching and focus my eyes
>just as I am busting out my last rep, I also bust a nut
>all over the gym receptionist
>turns out she came over to see what all the screaming about "lolis" and "bulls" was about
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention I like dirty talk.
>goes to get the gym manager
>I can't flee because my legs have turned into butter in post-orgasmic bliss
>manager brings a tape measure
>they start measuring my flaccid body as I am lying on the floor
>the heavy leg exercises must have compressed my spine and joints
>uh-oh
>get thrown in the manlet pit for being 5'11.75"
On the plus side, I'm climbing the ranks with my ability to shoot down the gym falcons when they come to feed my brethren to their young.

>gym falcons

Kek. We started a breeding program for golden eagles at my gym to deal with faggots like you. Looks like we'll be able to look forward to new equipment after we rent these mean fuckers to gyms like yours what let the manlets get uppity.

There is no falcon on earth that can withstand one of my sperm blasts at full power. I've been training my FLAK skills by doing calf raises while masturbating, basically using the pain of my burning calves to keep from cumming so that when I do release, it has extreme penetrating power. Just last week I shot through a piece of drywall.