ITT: Autistic things you imagine to help you lift

>AT&T girl? Lol.
Yep, Milana Vayntrub. She's thicc af.

That's really sweet

Stop doing reps, you're destroying Europe.

I'm sorry user, everyone's gotta rep for their side.

like egyptian actors?

I lift for Uncle A. I imagine him looking down from StoVoKor and being proud of my dedication.

Do you also imagine yourself putting it down on your daughter repeatedly? You sick fuck.

I pretend I'm Rei from fist of the north star and pose between sets.

in arabia, right?

nasser was right

which chick though, user? choose wisely

Yes

egyptian cinema is a pillar

Of course in Arabia

>wanting to abandon the homeland
>only leftist cucks would accept this

of art, indeed it is.

egyptain?

yes

men fen?

sa3eed

Well, when I do cable cross overs I always pretend I'm King Kong breaking free of my binds so I can go kidnap and fuck the shit out of some cardio bunny

pic related

ahlan o sahlan

boi what the fuck

When I'm doing abs/planks, I always think in my mind "finish this set and your Ex will want you back"

She texted me over thanksgiving and I ended up ghosting her so I guess it worked

>Motorhead is playing, song is In the Black
>guitar riff sounds like diesel engine
>reminds me of 7 ton truck
>think back to Marine Corps
>remember sitting in the back of that thing
>called up as QRF in training exercises
>I hate this truck
>I hate the fucking dust everywhere
>I hate the fucking Staff NCOs that put me here
>I hate the fucking boot LT in charge
>I hate the fucking country I'm in
>I just want to kill some goat fucker, take his wife, and go home
>I hate this country
>I hate being called out on this shit
>I hate everything
>fuck, truck is stopping, time to jump out and do this shit

Then I lift

pastebin.com/GdaZZ9x4

Ahlen ya rayes

>I pretend my daughter is trapped inside a burning building and the only way to save her is to deadlift this support beam out of the way.
These are the best types of motivation, though

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Did you just ask who Arnold is

Based Moonbro, who lifts to save us all.

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I listen to Sabaton and picturing me in the battle or whatever they’re singing about gets my blood pumping and I start tingling.

Fucking hell, that hurts every time to read it.

And this one too, I’ve found a new reason to lift

I like you.

Protagonist is just a generic protagonist for fit to self insert to.

Also who the fuck do you think Arnold is you baiting fuck

I set 1RM goals that I can realistically achieve in 3-4 months, and when I reach them I reward myself by banging a prostitute. I have a decent sex life but I never get to fuck the 10/10s (which for me is something like pic related, almost impossible to find where I live), so it's nice to do it every once in a while.

..fucking hell.

It's actually a really good mix, desu.

Hey, Mistress Vayntrub creator here. Did anyone ever record your scrpit?

Vol. 2 is close to being done, but I'm experimenting with adding a visual element to this one, so that's why It's taking so long. I want to add action movie clips, montages, and vids of sexy girls working out into the mix.

Oh that isn't mine, but the writer does show up from time to time around here.

Eurobeat keeps me going for all exercise (The Top is a good example)

This actually wounded my kokoro.

Oh okay cool. Yeah he's a cool guy, he really seemed to like my idea of milana vayntrub being a domme personal trainer.

>I pretend Ill get rich and live the coke lord from the 80's if I get this one last rep

All I wanna do is drive sports cars and fuck models :(

That one day, I will receive a golden ticket.

The Golden ticket will read: Liberty Island; Private trip

I will arrive, she will call to me

"Pecs, pop your pecs."

Pop them I will.

Then, Lady liberty will disrobe for me, and for me alone.

We will have sexual intercourse, we will have many babies.

Liberty babies will Ascend to rule the cosmos.

My entire workout routine is jojo references. Gratuitous posing and shouting "DIO" if nobody is around.

Pillar Man Theme on 100% volume the entire time

>Last rep
>Imagine my oneitis watching me
>tfw

>look at ex's social media
>see all the photos of her happy with her boyfriend
>anger at my failure pushes me through entire workout

this has worked 5 days a week for the last 2 [spoiler] years [/spoiler]

Nowadays I'm imagining that as I increase the weight I'm going though the stages of super saiyan. I scream my lungs out (with my mouth shut of course, I don't want to embarrass myself) and it gets me hyped. If I struggle on a rep I scream shit like kaioken

kek did that too for a while

I just imagine that the other people in the gym are watching me and give a fuck about how much I'm lifting.

D-delet this...please

>Listen to sovngarde theme from skyrim
>Imagine my ancestor warriors cheering me on
>Tearing up while smiling like an idiot

Works 1000% better in cold weather

>Remember i'm the only one who can carry the family name/genetics to another generation

I imagine I'm pulling a wire and strangling the guy my girl cheated with Hitman style it helps me get through the pain and hold the squeeze better

lel that ain't autistic at all. that sounds like a good motivator. I love that kind of stuff in media. Being restrained like that is near impossible to break out of, makes the accomplishment all the sweeter like cumming.

No, user. Train harder. Lift for that day when it finds you.

What's the first song you sampled?

When I deadlift or do the rowing machine I imagine I'm carrying my shitty co-workers.

It's not gonna lift itself.
Literally. I think about the fact that the bar's gotta get lifted, and that it's not gonna lift itself, therefore I have to lift it.

>rip grill doesn't have a massive gut
garbage

fuckin this

This

Dorian Yates did something similar to that.

When i feel like i can't do one more rep I imagine fighting in the eleventh crusade where the pope calls for the extinction of the Muslim plague.

>no Grill Piana

>Horus' strike is falling
>I will hold him off
>I will save Sanguinius this time
>reps to failure can only end one way

I spent like an hour making a wallpaper that I use all the time now.
Combined with reduced fapping it's actually pretty effective for me.

I put a JoJo OP on and think about my dream of becoming a JoJo

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I can't believe I just read a 500 line story where the pay off was some dude getting fingered

I lift for HIM

>blood angels
>NOT khorne daemonkin
lmaoing at you

Turbo-autistic, but I imagine gymqt is looking at me so I can't fail the set or she'll think I'm weak. Sometimes I even think about her saying "Go user, one more rep".

Same except I have Stardust crusaders blaring and change from weight to reps when the bongo solo hits

>I also imagine I'm about to be raped by a disgusting, obese man.
>Or that one is on top of me and someone I care about is going to be raped because of my weakness
>Literally both my biggest fears into the same personification.
That fucking bar is lightweight compared to my diamond hard determination at that point

I remind myself of what my country's SOF want from a recruit, and I keep going.

One rep closer to excellence.

I imagine myself lifting a tree trunk or a collapsed roof off my chest whenever I bench, or off my feet whenever I do leg press.

Nice try soyboy

I remind myself of the people back in middle-high school which made me feel like shit and constantly put me down that I was nothing. I haven't proven them right ever since I started uni, and I'm sure as fuck not going to prove them right while exercising. I'll hang in there no matter what, because fuck you Yasser

.... ffuuuuck.

I think about the fact that other guys fucked my girlfriend before me, about how I got bullied in school and not recognized by girls as a potential sex partner, about my father who died when I was too young so I can will never know what kind of person he was, about the shitty office job and the coworkers

>I think about the fact that other guys fucked my girlfriend before me

Iktf. I just assumed this as I got into a relationship with an 18 year old super hot gal. Call me an autistic faggot but it crushed my soul so much that I slipped into depression so severe I almost dropped out of uni. The thought of someone so pure, innocent, and morally superior in every other way to be stupid enough to throw away herself like that was just unbearable for me. I felt like any glimpse of hope in this world that could possibly exist was being robbed from me, because we live in a world where even the most marvelous creatures are corrupted before they could know any better. We were almost a year into our relationship when I actually talked about this with her and it turned out she was a virgin. Ever since, I feel like the world has shifted around me. But it hasn't - it is just that now I see that there is still hope. The realization that I have stumbled upon it through sheer blind luck, like a fiddling idiot, struck me down hard. The simple fact that a shard of purity, in its most profound sense still exists in this day and age, was something I couldn't even begin to accept back then, and have been struggling with since. And that is what I lift for.

Sorry about the blogpost, then again noone's going to read this anyway I suppose and if they do they'll just dismiss it.

It's fine to blogpost, just don't be a depressed faggot about it

>I-i bet no one will care if they read this
shut the fuck up.

Feeling self-pity is intoxicating, and it leads to us being accepting of our imperfections since we are a "victim"

Life sucks, we all know that, but feeling bad for ourselves is literally the most useless emotion, meditate, exercise, think deep down why you feel this way, and get better.

Yeah you're right. I just find that whenever I take the care to formulate something and write it down meticulously, the thread 404s. Anyway, Veeky Forums is either the best or the worst therapist, but I think it's the former.

Oh yes, absolutely. I've come a long way since then. Very rarely I still feel the strong pull into self-hatred and depressive thoughts in general, but I've come to be able to control it much better now, and it goes away after a while. It's like if you don't feed it it can't survive. Lifting helps a lot as well.

I wanna fuck rippletits

This is the best thing I've ever seen on Veeky Forums

Thank you.

yea go fuck yourself Yasser

all these motivated anons have me ready to smash PRs today