For what it’s worth...

For what it’s worth, I like it when my girlfriend tells me my penis is small and how much more well endowed her other partners are than me when she’s in bed. Also like it when she tells me she cheats on me. Pretty open relationship, I let her flirt with other guys but she always come back to me.

Kind of paranoid that one day she is going to cheat on me

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>behind closed doors this relationship lets him put his guard down

those doors aint closed no more, dudes about to want to kill himself

>she finally gabe milkies

C U C K
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Nursing handjobs are literally the greatest thing.

Human milk is low in protein and doesn't provide any substantial nutrients or hormones that would benefit an adult in weightlifting.

>not having a post workout titty

wew lad

>alpha
>worried about people finding out you suck titties.
lel

>alpha
>described as submissive

holy shit GOBMAD is real

Same fucking here, friend.

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Legitimately consider suicide.

I have a 7.5 inch cock so it's not like I'm not well endowed....ever since the 8th grade I've been getting off to being put into panties...anything devalues me as a man.

I can deliver a speech like the best of them. And girls find me funny which makes them keep coming back

>I have a 7.5 inch
Sure you do. Post pics. And shes already cheating on you

Stuff like this makes me wish for a large world war.

My phone is charging. It's 7.5 inches bro....why would I lie? And if she was cheating on me, it would probably make me love her even more

Please go somewhere quiet and think about the pros and cons of ending your life.

>tenplay
Australian familiar with the Ten network here. Tenplay is a news source for trendy left wing Melbourne hipster soyboys and their red-haired "life-partners". They unironically had an extended piece on "manspreading" a few weeks ago on primetime TV.

Cucks should hang

Mmhmm yup

I had a girlfriend for a couple years who lactated a little. Was an incredible turn-on for both of us. Tasted pretty damn good too.

Am I a cuck if my Gf teases my 5.5" dick? She also wants me to suck her breasts and call her mommy all the time. Reading what I just wrote makes me feel fucked up.

I have a cuck fetish and I'm pretty emotionally dead. I literally have never felt guilt my entire life. I've tortured animals and did some pretty sick things as a kid to people. Told ugly kids and fat girls that they should kill themselves as they'll never be desired by anyone. In the 4th grade I was suspended for trying to throw a desk at the teacher's head. Also, as an 8 year old I was playing my 18 year old brother in video games and lost and got so angry I threw a wooden chair at my brother's head and he had to get stitches and he still has the scars on his forehead.

As a little kid I would have insane temper tantrums and my entire family would scream "BREATH ALEX BREATH!!!!!!" as I would hold my breath till I turned purple or would pass out

I don't act like that now and always put my gentleman face on.

I'm like the nicest guy you'll ever meet. I just like to be made to feel jealous.

Some people just....change