Hey Veeky Forums, I made a post a couple days ago about how I'm eating a lot but not putting on weight. I said that I eat 2 loafs of bread in the morning and posted a picture of me actually doing it because it was breakfast time I made the post.
Well know I know why I'm not gaining weight! It's simple! CaNcEr. My doctor said it was lympth node or something like that, and that it's not completely hopeless. I asked her if taking protein shakes would help me get a little weight before I'm hospitalized and she said yes.
If you give enough of a shit, comment and I'll drop some more info, and maybe some greentext about my life before I die (I'm actually optimistic but I'd feel better knowing some people actually heard about me before I die, in any case)
I care, user. Please tell me what's going on with you.
Cooper Collins
Get off of the internet and go live a little before you die numb nuts
Andrew Peterson
I decided to actually work out and get some gainz a couple months ago, and I started eating like 2-3x times more. But I wasn't getting anything. I complained to my doctor about it and was sent for blood analysis and some other tests, and was told I had cancer which was sapping me of my precious gains. It isn't that deep though, and I might get cured. Seems like a good excuse to die and finally be free, but also I lowkey wanna see if I can actually get a gf if I workout. Hence why I made this post to beg for someone to buy this shit for me.
Thats basically it. :/ I'm just sorry I couldn't do more for my parents,
You will be gone, but always remembered. I took this screenshot as a memory of your last thread. In years to come we will look at it and remember the user who died from something in his lympth node. Rest in peace.
Nicholas Mitchell
apparently I am not... Doing what? "Live life as though it was your last day" is bullshit. If I get told I'm going to die really soon (like a week or something) I'll kill some people I hate then die. Maybe try robbing a bank and giving the money to my family. Not sure.
Jaxon Anderson
Stop eating refined sugar, refined grains products. Stop eating meat other than fish, and keep that at a minimum. Stop eating any dairy other than raw cheese. >In hopes that you live, user.
Dylan Hernandez
Put all your money in bitcoin and put the password to your coinbase account in an email which sends in 3 years time
Alexander Rivera
>something in his lymph node Kek
Leo Gomez
I'm broke, the only money I had I gave to my dad for my medical expenses. Hence why I'm asking for someone to buy me this a.co/0VH7qo7
Ryan Nguyen
Sorry man, I would if I wasn't poor, even if you're making it all up. Hope someone buys it for you. I swear if I ever get back to college and get a real job I will just browse the chans and send money to random anons.
Brandon Adams
So you're saying Veeky Forums helped you get your cancer diagnosed early? You're welcome
Wyatt Thomas
I'd upload a pic of the test results but im too lazy. thanks bro luv u all
Angel Cook
23/1 Intermittent Fasting will save your life
Eli Roberts
I want this a.co/0VH7qo7 also thats terrible advice, fasting will literally kill me
Daniel Wilson
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Chase Sullivan
Try your luck on reddit bro. I'm sure some virtue signaling faggot will buy it just promise you will make a thread giving them a shot out saying how great they are and howww you are sooooooooooo suprised by their generosity .
Josiah Perez
ahhahaahahahahhahahahahah >man I really wanna buy this thing >however Im a broke fat neet, and can't afford it >I know! tell Veeky Forums I have aids and will die in a week!
Levi Allen
He said intermittent fasting not calorie fasting If that's the best you can do just end it now user
