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>age lost virginity
>current age
>amount of women slept with
>best lift
17
20
8
405 diddly for 8

>17
>27
>10
>1.5/3/4/5
when will it be my turn for 2 plate OHP?

>17
>21
>1
>bench

At least I'm on one. Making it slowly but surely. Just need to up my game with women

>18
>19
>3
>weak asf so 225 squat

Still have it
18
0
almost to 1 pl8 on bench, started training like 2 months ago

>never
>25
>0
>405 diddly for 5

bonus content:
lifting for little bit over a year, never held hands with girl romantically

>16
>25
>24
>1/2/3/4

21
30
1
4plate x 2 DL

>15
>22
>7
>squat 3pl8

>implying
>19
>held a girls hand in a non-romantic way once
>squat 320lbsx5

>18
>27
>4
>400 Diddly

Wasted 5 years on a relationship that didn't turn out. Doing much better now.

>he hasnt met the gym succubus

You know you're gonna get shit on with that pic so why even post it you FLAMING FUCKING FAGGOT

tips on finding gym succubuss?

>tfw you have to wear overalls because you're constantly knee deep in sloots

>16
>39
>3
>225 benchies fer many reps

Fwiw, I married the 3rd at 21, and have been faithful ever since.... I married above my level.

What if i don't want to lose it till marriage

Hide in ceiling till the gym closes, then sleep where the qt receptionists hang

>15
>21
>6 maybe more when drunk can't remember
>incline bench 225x1

>N/A
>24
>0
>leg press
never even held hands or went on a date
considered going to a hooker

>19
>22
>3
>5 chin-ups +45lbs

>17
>27
>1

fuck
ive been doing this wrong

ever sincei joined gym ive went to bathroom before squatting and nutted into piece of paper, then held it in my pocket for entire squat workout, to lure succubuss with fresh semen scent

why it didnt work?

>19
>20
>13
>I do body weight and train MMA
I currently have a gf and being 6'5" and being attractive really helps. love life

>considered going to a hooker
if you're 24 go ahead you have nothing to lose

You needed to be closer, the front desk is key, since the squat rack can also be uses by giant BBC monkeys, they're scenr covered yours

>15
>23
>Stopped counting at 35, would estimate around 50 now
>.75/1.25/1.75/2
Lifting is a fun hobby but it probably wont get you laid unless you already have social gainz/are looking to fuck a cuck's girlfriend on craigslist.

25
30
1
70kg

8
38
couple hundred
push press 100 kg for 2

>17
>26
>1
>bench

I wanna know your story

>
>21
>
>285 diddly for 3

>14
>24
>2
>weak af 40kg bench

>15
>23
>30?
>300kg leg press

same

>8
Explain

>15
>26
>27
>300lb bench 1rm at 190lb

>18
>25
>3
>160kg highbar ATG squat

aka2pl8 squat

>20
>28
>14
>deadlift

>15
>21
>5
>1pl8 bench (kill me)

Spent some time in a women's shelter when I was 8 (mom was legit crazy, went off her meds, beat up my dad, ran away with the kids). Couple of 9 year-old girls competed for my attention. They'd been sexually abused by their father, so they knew what they were doing when it came to sex. Got beaten to a pulp by one of the counselors when she caught me and the two girls fucking. Went to juvy for 6 months once I was out of the hospital. Juvy was basically boarding school but you get locked in your room at night.

Squatting, Deadlift and Benchpress is for faggots.

Sooo.... all of Veeky Forums is gay? ....I'm not gay....

Yes, are you new or something?

>age lost virginity
15
>current age
27
>amount of women slept with
50
>best lift
No gymmembership atm :(

Kill yourself bitch

>14
>18
>1
>I think my max on bench was 135.

I haven't lifted in a while

Does that mean I have to buttfuck you now?

Because I’m not scared. What’s gonna happen? Your gonna call me names and make fun? Oh wahhh

Lead by example.

>>age lost virginity
>crying wojack
>>current age
25
>>amount of women slept with
0
>>best lift
Bench, 5x285

18
24
2
ohp - 1 plate

Fucked up

Pretty sure you didn't even ejaculate at age of 8

>21
>24
>1
>don't lift anymore

beautiful retort, can I steal it for future use?
(different user btw, did not post in thread before)

No, but I could orgasm.

Help yourself, mate.

>never
>20
>0
>125kg squat for 3x5