/fph/ - Fat people hate

Mountain Dew edition

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What drives a man to take such a picture?

he prolly got paid to shill that

>tfw gym chunkomancer has summoned the 5 elements of MtDew and is about to make a wish

Is the one on the right Mountain Dew Semen?

Thousands of dollars on YouTube

PAY

FOR

FAT

Pepsi Wild Cherry 20 fl oz, serving size 1 bottle.
Calories: 260
Carbs: 70g
Sugar: 70g

I see students on campus two fisting these and its disgusting

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GUESS
THAT
STATE

Boogie is a human beyond our comprehension

140g of sugar

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love those diabetic compression socks she is wearing.

Those feet are not long for this world.

>70g sugar x2
>probably has more sugar during the day
I'm going to throw up. That's literally 10x my intake

I wanna say... California?

theres no way fatties didnt drive him off tumblr

Az ren fair.

what the FUCK

>a farewell to legs
That body is not long for this world. She probably stands up less than two times a day. Just imagine all the blood clots itching to give her a stroke

Nope, you're both way off

I was thinking that the desert might burn out the fatties and degenerates. I was wrong.

>lemonade
>the only juice that requires added sugar
burgers really are something else

Don't leave us hangin famalambam

North Carolina

Bitch has never heard of glyconeogenesis.
This is another fucker laughably uneducated in biology. Though he is obsessed with AI, but only using bayesian logic.
Fatties gonna fat

It's North Caro-
DOH!

when you're poor, the only way your mother can show you she loves you is with food.

This is why I don't go to my Ren Fair anymore. Too many fat people, too many furries.

That's Ohio

i actually like fat people.
They make me look better no matter where I go.
I can just move away from them if they get too close since they are fat.

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Same here but with Coke or Dr Pepper
It's >absolutely disgusting and I see no signs of it slowing

70g of sugar is obscene

It gives a person who is fit and in shape such a huge plus in life.

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AM I GONNA MAKE IT Veeky Forums?

Drugging and emotionally abusing loved ones after they destroyed their own bodies...

Or if you break both of your arms and need help.

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I want to see the responses to this.

We also sell these 1.25L. Per serving its:

Calories: 170
Carbs:46g
Sugar: 46g

How many servings are in a bottle? 3.5

Calories: 170 * 3.5 = 595
Carbs:46g * 3.5 = 161
Sugar: 46g * 3.5 = 161


I drink seltzer and fatties always give me looks of disgust. "YOU drink seltzer? Seltzer is disgusting!" No what's disgusting is you drinking a weeks worth of sugar in one drink.

>I can do simple math guise!

I really wish NYS passed its soda tax

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I feel bad for them. Soda is the most addicting shit.
When you drink coke, you get this amazing, tingling burning sensation that goes away 2 seconds later.
Mountain dew actually has less burn.
I don't buy soda. But after thanksgiving we had a box of them. I drank 8 in one day. I couldn't stop.
Do you guys know what I mean?

>When you drink coke, you get this amazing, tingling burning sensation that goes away 2 seconds later.

What you mean the carbonation? Just drink seltzer.

No. Soda does not taste good. It’s corn syrup and water.
There’s no reason to consume it 99% of the time, and those who can’t stop are weak.

He used to make videos in character as a "not cartman from south park please don't sue" character who screamed a lot and drank lots of mountain dew. That's the thumbnail from one of his old character videos.

>tfw addicted to sugar
>tfw used to chew through 4 pounds of gumballs in a week

I wasn't even fat I don't know what was wrong with me. Now I mostly eat cranberries sprinkled with sugar to get my fix

Jaw gains?

>muh bacon

If this is literally your first time binge eating a whole bag of chips then a few situps to remind you that there’s a cost isn’t a bad idea.

You can’t get fat on one bag of chips. Only constant bad eating habits cause obesity.

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Yes.
I eat strictly oatmeal, chicken, brown rice, eggs and broccoli every day, but coke is my number one enemy.
All that sugar just gives me acne which makes my depressed so I drink more coke and get more acne.
No matter how hard I try i haven't been able to go one week without a sip.

except you'll be paying for their breathing machines and Rascals through Healthcare

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Except one will turn into a graceful entity at some point.

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This photo proves that you can take it with you.

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>"When you drink coke, you get this amazing tingling burning sensation that goes away 2 seconds later."
Fuck you man, haven't had coke in 4 months and you almost made me go out to buy a can.

Dude that is in Kansas City I freaking know it is

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It's like this thing is arguing with the voice in its head, judging by the insults. I used to do this too, it's very transparent.

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>""""""""""character"""""""""""""

>hanging out with obese woman
>not bother by her weight
>go to restaurant
>she orders a beef sandwich
>comes with that stupid beef juice "sauce"
>there's a slice of tomato
>she picks it off
>only eating meat and bread

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>did you forget you're not on tumblr?
Every fucking time.

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>likens obesity to homosexuality
>have to stop reading as I recoil

It always amazes me how much people overestimate calories burned by exercise and underestimate calories consumed in junk food

Never fails to disgust

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>"die a day earlier"
>T R I G G E R E D

all of the look dangerously skinny though

Both of those statements are equally disgusting to me.

I was there too... it does look like that ren fair

holy fuck, this

>Britbongs pay taxes for people this idle and nobody bats an eye.
The absolute state of britain

would this work for underweight? could I move to britbong and live the dream soley on being frail?

Beat the soda demon user.

I've been drinking that fucking garbage nearly my entire life. Completely addicted to the shit. Last year i got fed up with my garbage habits, especially seeing how i was weighing in at 220lbs or more. The first thing i worked on was my addiction to that shit. It was a bitch to do, but i slowly worked myself off of it. From like 32 oz a day, to 24 oz a day, to 12 oz a day, to 12 oz every other day. It all got easier.

Drop that shit user. I believe in you, because it feels like if i was able to anyone else should be able to, too.

Oh yes. Pre breakfast. The most important meal of the day.

>Carbs are the only way the brain gets energy.

What is fat breakdown.

JET FUEL CANNOT MELT CALORIES

I want to call you out for that reddit reference, but that will only serve to prove that I too used to use reddit.

no way

Utter disbelieve.
I just googled the Krebs cycle and have come to the conclusion she's one of those fat fucks that thinks your body is suffering if it doesn't get more yummies, like there's gonna be a three-week food apocalypse soon and they have to prepare. But at the same time, she recognizes she'll die sooner, albeit in the most childish grasp of the concept.

Why are ren fairs always packed with furries?
I always wondered that

U fat mofo

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Buy diet?

>900lbs
>able to stand
Pick one