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If you must ask your absolutely retarded questions, include your age, height, weight, bodyfat percentage, and time spent training as a preface.
No, we cannot tell you how to dose your AI.
Oral only cycles are retarded and you're a retard for considering them.
ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK.
previously on how the fuck does Test U work:
>ex gf cheating on current man w me past 1.5 years
>gets engaged beginning of last month
>takes me a week to get back in that ass
>now she's freaking out about the "guilt"
what do guys? I want to smash until she moves out of state
on low test/mod tren rn kinda freakin out about immediate lack of pussy
>Moral cunt says to do the right thing and stop having sex with her while convincing her to tell her fiance the truth so that they can start a happy marriage with the truth
>Asshole cunt says keep slamming that pussy like a car door until she's preggo with your kid and force her husband to raise it.
wtf the tren hasn't even kicked in yet.
tell her bf or whatever he is that she is cheating on him?
She is playing both of you for fools lmao.
>until she's preggo with your kid and force her husband to raise it.
I mean that's also kinda cucky. worse for the husband, obviously, but that's still your kid being raised by someone else
I've been blowing my load in her in the high E hopes that she has my child and breaks off the engagement just to ruin her cuck fiance's life
Thing is she got into asking me what kind of porn I watched, so I showed her all the anal things I liked and she said she was down
>mfw might not get to eat that ass
Can't tell him that, he found out once last year and it didn't break them up
I also have a gf (long distance), ex has threatened to tell if I tell
>okay retard, obviously you are gonna do what you were going to do in the first place, you are just searching for confirmation.
wasn't even the same person you retarded double nigger. steroids are legal for personal use in my country. i'm gonna order raws eventually regardless of your dumbass advice.
I'm mainly looking for my /fraud/ bros to keep me sane bc I miss that puss
I don't know why you're yelling at me, I'm just the OP. I don't even remember what you guys were talking about but you guys seemed pretty heated.
Making another man raise your kid isn't a cuck move at all. I perceive it as being pretty dominant. Then again I've never done it and don't plan too, but still.
See now THAT'S cuck behavior. Now send a pic of you fucking her to her fiance, it would surely fuck up their marriage plans.
God why am I like this.
Same, friendo. Same.
>wanting your childs mother to be some whore who cheats on every bf she has
kek, you are driving yourseld deeper and deeper into the rabbit hole the more time you spend with that woman.
Ur a lost cause, just keep fucking her
Maybe i'll get into tren annoyance mode enough at some point this weekend to give out the cuck fiance's contact info to my /fraud/ brethren
Really guilt trip her about it.
Like everytime you see her mention how you care about the sanctity of marriage.
Really fuck with her.
Then send the husband a sextape right before they get married
>still cutting
>lower abs area got definitely flatter
>abs still look the same as 3 weeks ago
>mfw
go catch a curable std and pass it onto her
that way he finds out in the worst way possible and you get to smash her some more while still ruining her ation so that nobody will ever look at her the same again
That's literally the origin of the term. Cuckoo birds destroy other birds eggs and lay their own in their place.
W2c cialis in Yurop w card preferably
My dick broke homies help me out
Sorry original Cunt, no source talk here. I'm sure if you find the new place for source talk though they'll have something for ya.
>he works out his core
Nuh uh
>Just realized I forgot to take my accutane for the last 2 days
Can I just lay off the accutane for now since it's been about 3 weeks since I started and my acne is cleared up, or should I finish taking the 8 pills I've got?
When people speak of long termnegative side effects from steroids, how long term are we talking? Will I be fine if I BnC for a year
What are your guys thoughts on taking hcg and an AI on TRT doses? Everyone seems divided and I'm a bit worried about fucking my balls up, but on the other hand you'd have to be unlucky to shut down completely or grow tits on 100mg a week with a sane schedule.
When you hit 50 when you start at 20 long term.
Its a regular old school meet up inhere
Iktf
Hcg will increase estro, leading to a more likely need for ai
And then maybe leydig cell desensitivity
I got a kinda retarded question.
According to the plebbit wiki, you should start roiding at at least 25 yo. How true is this? I know plenty of people that started earlier. Im 19 btw.
Well fuck I clogged the gym toilet
>bulking problems
I started @ 21 i'm fine just get your bloods done senpai
Everyday.. dude just no. No chance that you are even close to what you can achieve naturally. If you start roids no two things will most likely happen: you will be sad after because you will never know if you achieved the goal you will have or the syringe. Other thing: you will most likely fuck up your axis forever and with 30 you will fucking beg your doc to prescribe you trt because you will feel like shit. So don't do it. Wait, be patient, learn and then hop on when you are 23 that's alright I think
>reading about zinc as ai support
>everyone recommending 100-150mg a day
Isn't that fucking retarded? I'm getting flashbacks of the vitamin avenger.
>you will be sad after because you will never know if you achieved the goal you will have or the syringe.
This is the biggest load of shit. You still have to put in the effort.
>stop having sex with her while convincing her to tell her fiance the truth so that they can start a happy marriage with the truth
You must be having a giggle mate
This actually went through your head?
If he was such a loser he wouldn't be in that situation in the first place
I do this. Zinc is no AI, but it limits your natural "AI" so it's good to have high natural levels trough zinc. I am on 350mg Test E and I don't need any AI, but everyone is different
anyone here beating their head against a wall for not saving some btc years ago? when i started cycling in 2014 after btc tanked, i probably had like like 10 btc at some point just buying and selling random shit. i try to tell myself i would have probably sold it when it went back up to like 1k or something, but jesus fuck, seeing it at like 16k and shit right now is making me so fucking mad at myself.
Didn't know that
Neat
>no tracking update all week since it left the shipping country
did my shit get seized
Do as much reading as possibile on all the big roid forums/sites.
Get educated and make the decision yourself.
Injecting chinese urine into your ass shouldn't depend on a couple 4 chan (you)s
Yeah we've kinda been going over it the past few threads. I'm just gonna copy paste what I said last thread:
Maybe I'm just too chill but focusing on what you could have done in the past is dumb man. I could have bought btc when it was like $50 a coin but I didn't. My parents could have put money into Apple stocks when they were younger but they didn't. My stone age ancestors could have traded a tiger pelt for the first wheel but they didn't.
The past is set in stone and can't be changed, so what's the point in feeling bad about it?
-Philosophy Cunt
No
'What ifs' are why people jump off of bridges. Learn the lesson and move on
Moreover, you spending your BTC is what made BTC what it is now in the first place.
If no one had used them back in the day then it wouldn't have gained traction like it has now.
21 seems reasonable, I can still put an inch on my arms while natty and 1-2,5 on my thighs.
Make sure youre getting copper
Theyre antagonists
300mcg in 30mg of zinc is a good ratio?
Why are woman such cunts?
Most of the ones I know send you a message, you instantly reply but by the time they hit enter for their message they've already put the thing away.
Fuck off seriously, yes this is about my girlfriend.
My ex did the same thing. I always imagined she'd send a message and then launch the phone out the window out of fear of being responsible for carrying a conversation. At least that's what i'd tell myself so I'd laugh instead of being pissed.
Completely unrelated question, how's that Tren, buddy?
She often does this when she goes grocery shopping. She asks what I want, I reply within 30 secs I need some more kwark and get no response. 20 mins later "sorry already out of the store".
Tren is kicking in at 200mg. Want to be back on, I'm an emotional wreck right now with the whole relationship and work pressure for a promotion.
Hows the Tren working out for you? Should be taking effect right now if I'm correct.
Get a daki
Im not sure of the ratio, but any additional supplementation is helpful
Does anyone here do short and intense cycles? I'm thinking like 4-6 weeks. Could this be a way to mitigate health issues caused by longer cycles (RBC, lipids, BP, etc.)?
I'm sorry Jerry, I'm beyond saving. I crave living thick flesh.
I'm no expert but wouldn't that actually cause more stress? The body loves stability, you'll be fluctuating in hormones like a mad man and they won't even get the time needed to kick in correctly.
>I could have bought btc when it was like $50 a coin but I didn't
I remember people trading BTC on /g/ for like 10c a coin and thinking that the whole idea was dumb as shit
>barely 2nd pin in of tren e
>should be taking effect right now
hmmm
For me or PC?
I'm aware it takes a while for me to kick in and I don't keep track of others pinning schedule here.
>Most of the ones I know send you a message, you instantly reply
This is where you fuck up. You're not responsible for responding asap. My ex got mad as fuck at me for not instantly replying, I was like I don't expect that out of you...
When I'm already noted as 'online' because I'm on whatsapp, why not take the second to respond.
All the guys I know like the fact that I'm on point with responding, especially urgent questions.
Its not like I sprint towards my phone when I get a message.
>wouldn't that actually cause more stress? The body loves stability, you'll be fluctuating in hormones like a mad man
This is what I'm wondering. What if doing the cycle for smaller timeframes means you can get in, get some gains, and get out before things start to get out of whack? I doubt it could produce as much muscle in total as a longer cycle, but I'm wondering if it could be "effective enough" while having less sides and easier recovery (for those who PCT).
>they won't even get the time needed to kick in correctly.
This is the challenge, I think. You would either have to use all short esters or frontload stuff. You could technically take a long ester (undecanoate or something) and pin it daily for the first week or two, then just ride it out for a month with the addition of an oral kickstart and shorter stuff towards the end (maybe NPP or tren ace or something).
The only way I could see this working is with very short esters stacked with orals.
Mostly aggresive compounds like Tren etc.
I still think going longer is better despite the health risk.
In the end its all risk vs reward and the rewards from a 4 week blast will be very small. Damage will be done anyways.
Also doing this as a cycle sounds like the worst idea, you'll barely make the gains you want, get shut down anyways and have to go trough the roughest rollercoasters to get back to normal.
I like to read a text, put it away, let the back of my brain come up with a response, then I text back later. Some times much later than I intend but never in emergency situations. Then again, if it's an emergency just call me...
Just try having a pillow wife for one day.
Just one.
Your gains will explode and your happiness will increase three fold.
Let me rephrase, the issue is having a conversation and she asks a question in the middle of it with the action of putting the phone away.
What bothers me the most is the lack of having a decent conversation. You don't go to a person, ask for their opinion and walking away before hearing the answer.
I don't accept this kind of behavior and I ussually tell them to fuck right off and come back when they're capable op having a normal conversation.
Got my annual physical done and asked the lab to do labs on my test levels.
Came back at 340, doc said it's on the low end but still acceptable. Scheduled me to meet an endocrinologist.
Any input?
>Your gains will explode
You've got my attention. Can I get them extra thick?
Whats yours like btw? I remember you using her tits as a wrist rest?
"White"
Thats low but not low enough for test, thats exactly what my levels were
You might get hcg from the endo
See what the endo says, if they dont give you test self medicare
>being white isn't enough to be white now
Everyone's gotta WASP out now? You nerds are insufferable.
Here is where your premise either has merit or is total shit.
It has merit if and only if negative health effects are not directly related to anabolism, and they present themselves later than the anabolism.
What I personally think is happening, though, is that the muscle building and deleterious health effects share similar pathways. This would mean that however much muscle you would potentially build, would be matched by unwanted effects in a nice little ratio.
Ultimately, there's no telling user. Feel free to try your idea out, but I think people do longer blasts for a reason.
She's gypsy at best, Moorish more likely. Groce
The design and pillow density are up to you, go ahead and get a fat girl lol
Ive got 3 pillows but tons of covers, and breast implants for dakis that are an extra sheet between the pillow and the daki cover that silicone breasts attach to.
Memeing aside, really great for hip impingement while sleeping
Plus theyre nice for lounging/propping surgery legs on
how did the mom fucking thing go, hows your relationship in general right now?
...
I was under the impression that hcg was normal protocol for trt. All trt doctors ive spoken to and websites ive read include small doses of hcg taken every few weeks to keep the boys going
Youre fucking retarded and should never be giving advice to anyone.
...
Ignore em. Youre probably the only other person qualified to speak on anything having to do with being social.
So you began self medicating I presume? What age were your results from?
Forgot to include I'm 28 with a 340 test levels.
I'm only second pin in so I don't feel much. I'll let you know in a week or two.
>memeing aside
What I didn't know you were memeing, I just thought this is how you are.
Enjoy your shitty hips
I did. Your age could actually make a difference, you might get test since the younger you are the more hesitant docs are for test.
I was 20 or 21? Hcg and pregnenolone got me to 500ng/dl, self medicated 100mg test per week got me to 800.
Ironic. I'm cocooning hard lately.
I have a friend whos 29 and has arthritis in his hips, needs a replacement already.
Doesn't mean you don't understand it all better than most. I get sick of people as well. It's all a manipulation game and sometimes it's not worth it.
Finish them off
Oh shiiiiittttt
Hey bae
My life got waaayyy different
Damn
Should gave gotten a daki
No I am like this.
But how can convice anyone of the resplendent treasures that await.
>that full body warmness when yoy smooch your wife
send them to me
anyway currently on day 4 of 20mg a day and my tongue is sore and my lips feel like a grandma's asshole.
Thoughts on a deca only cycle for a first timer ?
Yeah do it
why though
...
i've used deca solo
it sucked
do what you want tho
What’s it like to fuck an asshole? Asking for a friend
Not as tight as you’d think
i dont know what asshole's you fucked.
>Hcg and pregnenolone got me to 500ng/dl, self medicated 100mg test per week got me to 800.
Aside from muscle growth what benefits did you see from getting T levels from low 300s to 800!?
I'm going to talk to the endo, but I'm dealing with the VA, so if they jerk me around I think I'm bound to hop on gear.
what happens if I just stop taking test cold turkey
I'm natty, but you guys seem to be the only fuckers who lift seriously on this board. (/plg/ is fat meme spouting retards...)
Somebody tell me how this routine looks for getting to 2/3/4/5. I've achieved 1/2/3/4 (1x5) and I want to take a year and really train seriously. 6 months of LP and then 6 months of Texas method
I plan on deloading to:
OHP - 115lbs
BP - 185lbs
BS - 225lbs
DL - 315lbs
...and use these as my x5 working weights.
I plan on shoving mountains of food in my face, possibly doing 1/2GOMAD, running + yoga on off days + Joe DeFranco's Limber 11 and Simple 6 on lifting days.
Pic related is LP routine
The opening is, but inside, while tight, is just less textured. More smooth and right up on your junk. Best nut is stroking in and out right inside the hole.
lol, no one in this thread seriously lifts except for maybe one or two people (one of them being me)
I ran a modified version of texas method after fucking around with LP on and off for a year and it got me strong as shit so if that is your goal then I highly encourage you to do it. it's a lot of boring and autistic training but the results are predictable
The biggest things were I felt less fatigued on more sleep, like went from 10+ hours a night to 7ish, and it was like I was out of a fog. In the mental acuity type of thing if that makes sense.
I'm definitely going to do the TM after I squeeze all the progress out of the proper linear progression routine, but I don't want to jump straight into the TM because I've never dedicated myself to actually doing an LP routine properly...
>that perfect handwriting
I'm not a big fan of assfucking. Vag definitely feels tighter/more suited for fucking.