Tinder

What should I say lads

Just send nothing but emotes

'Toga on my cock ;)' and flex a 'cep.

Dubs means you gotta

What the fuck is that a 13 year old?

She looks potato

>toga on my cock
This

turn 2degrees, walk away and charge your phone

Want to cook some food, drink some wine or do something cosy?
Bitches love that

user I have something that works every times.
>are you an archeologists?

what the fuck is 2degrees?
never heard of that autist mobile provider

>Few decent matches >too scared to talk to them
#

JUST

>those emoji
Disgusting

Unless you're 8/10+ they won't really care to talk much with you unless they're 6/10 or lower.

"can i sex you please?"

dubs OP, do it

This. Comedy gold

Hit her with autistic facts "Togas are so 300 BC, stolas are in now"

Interesting wiki: "[after 200 BCE], it was considered disgraceful for a woman to wear a toga; wearing the male garment was associated with prostitution and adultery"

>2degrees
>Not on Warehouse Mobile
Disgusting

OP, Now you HAVE to do it!

delivrar

do it faggot

Quads witnessed

>tfw you match dewey

...

Pick one

Do it for state ;-)

There's really nothing to fear. Sure, she'll screencap all your messages and post them to some Facebook group of 50 000 women along with your name and profile pics, but who cares?

How do I hop on this Tinder train? I'm from a small town where almost everyone knows each other, and I'm afraid some (unwanted) people will recognize me.

So, I'm about to go meet a 39 yo Christmas cake Chinese lady. She looks pretty nice, but soon after I got her number she deleted her okc and I have no pics saved. I'm 25 and at Tim's waiting to head out. It will happen in likely 20 minutes. I've got two rubbers. Haven't banged a girl in over a year and I'm nervous.

Any tips ? She seems nice so far.

>39 yo
kek