>why should I eat onions? Based on a study conducted by Iranian scientists, they've found that the equivalent of 1 onion a day in humans increased serum testosterone in rats by nearly 300%. It has also been shown by small groups of communities to stop balding, as well as grow hair back when applied on the balding areas, however, no major studies have been conducted on this, but you can probably guess (((why))).
>do is have to be raw? Yes. The study was conducted with raw onions. Cooked onions could possibly work but most onion men find it unlikely.
>how much should I eat? Roughly 1g per KG of bodyweight. A normal sized onion should suffice.
>How do I eat it? Some anons have suggested dicing it and mixing with foods. Others have suggested blending it in a smoothie with other vegetables and fruits, bananas in particular. Some have suggested submerging it in lime juice to neutralize the sharp taste. If you have really big balls you can just eat it raw, some anons who have done this reported that it begins to taste good once you get used to it.
>How do I get rid of onion breath? Cinnamon, lime juice, and nutmeg have all been recommended to neutralize the taste and smell.
>what are some common effects? Different onion lads have reported random aggression, higher lifts, quicker recovery, and less insomnia, please contribute by posting your effects to perhaps convince onionlets to join us.
>not blending onion, beets and nutmeg with water and chugging before brushing your teeth at night
It's like you don't want to wake up with underwear destroying erections
David Hill
What does the nutmeg do?
Adrian Thompson
Read the OP >Cinnamon, lime juice, and nutmeg have all been recommended to neutralize the taste and smell.
Jacob Jones
This explains why shrek got fiona while being a real ogre then he turned into a soyboy.
Jordan Young
How do I explain to my family the reason I'm eating raw onions all of a sudden?
Nathaniel Gomez
Tell them its a superfood and is very healthly for your heart and lowers the risk of cancer you wouldn't even be lying.
Bentley Foster
Tell them you're pregnant.
Andrew Moore
Tell them the strong juice of the onion causing a synergy effect with your hydrochloric acid, causing you to digest food faster and more efficiently.
Alexander Williams
This shit is nice
Jack Davis
this is my swamp
Nicholas Edwards
Well last night I chopped up an onion and just ate it from the plate with some Tabasco sauce.
Today, my hands smell like death. My breath, is unholy. I don't even need to lick my hand... if I just breathe out and quickly breathe in, I can smell it.... and it's God awful.
This cannot be worth it. Thank fuck it's Saturday so I don't have to go out in public, but holy fuck I'm not doing during Monday-Friday.
Cooper Morris
DONT EAT THE WHOLE ONION AT ONCE
Isaac Howard
>DONT EAT THE WHOLE ONION AT ONCE onionlet
Jordan Myers
mandatory post of the OG on onions, the onion knight himself: Davos Seaworth.
Jaxon Peterson
>Today, my hands smell like death. If you got one of those stainless steel sinks, rub them against the surface. Alternatively, dampen your hands and rub some salt on them. The smell should be gone after you wash it off.
Tyler Taylor
his king was killed by a girl while he is still going strong, coincidence? I think not ...
Joseph Roberts
Hes right, even when you have pooped and washed your ass with your hand, the poop smell will go away after rubbing in the stainless steel sink
David Nguyen
Has anyone got any links to studies on onion? I'm interested to read about this.
Josiah Sanders
>nutmeg how much u add? also w/ water?
Evan Evans
bump
Mason King
I bought little bitty mild onions as training wheels. I have an aversion to eating the core. I may slice it off the core this time into quadrants rather than trying to eat it like a whole apple.
Caleb Barnes
I cut one into quadrants and just tried the core. It tastes exactly like a flower such as a dandelion. I remember how they taste from being a kid.
Christian White
>How do I explain to my family cuck
Carter Kelly
Lots of water, and about a table spoon of nutmeg
Thomas Kelly
Nutmeg compounds play a role in hormone regulation, increase libido and aid sleeping
Josiah Clark
tell them to increase testosterone cos you're not a BITCH
Levi Martin
>How do I get rid of onion breath? >Cinnamon, lime juice, and nutmeg have all been recommended to neutralize the taste and smell.
How exactly do you apply it? Consume them together (I'm guessing) or consume when bad breath presents itself?
Angel White
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ONION KNIGHT OF CATARINA! Testosterone and gains will be blessed onto you, but only if you reply, "Thank you Onion Man!" ITT
Joseph Flores
Thank you Onion Man!
Jordan Rogers
>increases testosterone >cures baldness
Pick one fag-tard, testosterone causes male pattern baldness.
Justin Anderson
on day 15 here. I have now been doing one yellow and one red a day since day 11.
Carson Phillips
anyone here actually getting their blood work done? I know there was one guy who posted his before pic, how many days u got left?
Parker Scott
i think thats him. someone said something like 15 dayish
Aiden Hill
You have summoned me.
I'm still eating onions. I am not sure to extend the test until the Christmas post has calmed down as a delay in transit could mess with the blood sample.
Seeing someone post my face is weird but kinda cool.
Love kisses and litteral raises. Onion knight
Jonathan Clark
Sorry I forgot to post my 1st sample was 30 November. So 20/21 December would be the earliest I could take it.
Carson Jenkins
>Onion knight godspeed onionknight
Luis Powell
>sperging out THIS MUCH over a troll-meme How much more FORCED does this have to be before you all figure out you're being sold a bill of goods? >YOU DON'T NEED TO EAT SHITLOADS OF GODDAMNED ONIONS >YOU'RE NOT IRANIAN LAB RATS >NO HUMAN STUDIES SHOWING TEST GAINS FROM SHITLOADS OF RAW ONIONS >FACT: YOU ARE BEING TROLLED Come on guise, THINK.
Hunter Butler
>eating veggies is bad for you >shart-in-mart amerifats actually believe this
Ryan Ortiz
>YOU'RE NOT IRANIAN LAB RATS
I might be.
Charles Robinson
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John Turner
>diced red onion with olive oil (converts cholesterol into test) >chase each spoonful with low sodium vegetable juice that's full of chili
Lift more, further sprints, determination fueled by a calm inner aggression, balls are larger.
Not even memeing, this is like taking T
Blake Lee
What about garlic?
Lincoln Diaz
It's ok. Many health benefits Do both.
Kevin Gonzalez
You're doing gods work :')
Levi Ortiz
doing both
i think it legit works
Lincoln Sanders
Yes do both, and if you can, add more of these green, european herbs into your food, in rotation if you can. And its not a call to ease attention away from onions. Its more like an idea that most of you dont have these herbs in your diet anyhow, and that you should use them instead of processed crap instead. Lots of room for normal food...
William Parker
How do I eat the onion, I have a blender. And nutmeg + cinamon
Carson Scott
Upvote
Luke Flores
my fav recipe to get a lot of raw onion and garlic is salad with tomatoes and cottage cheese
tastes delicious and is super fucking nutritious.
for cinnammo i eat greek yoggurt, add oats and big load of cinammo. You can add honey if you can afford extra carbs (remember that honey is great shit for recovery post workout)
Henry Phillips
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Jayden Bailey
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Ethan Bell
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Benjamin Brooks
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Jason Hughes
I do both, but enjoy garlic a lot more.
Jonathan Morgan
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Colton Lopez
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Oliver Howard
Should I cycle onions? Maybe 5 days on, 2 days off with a month off after two months on?
Ryder Nelson
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Robert Cooper
the absolult madman
Colton Baker
whip out your rock hard cock and slap em with it they'll understand
Ethan Jackson
If that's not a blood test then it's not accurate. Piss and spit tests are good for shit.
Lincoln Myers
It's blood.
Blake Price
> try soup > add raw onions
Hudson Reyes
Thank you Onion Man
Joseph White
Ingested=>Testosterone rises Sprinkled on baldhead => Hair grows
Lucas Sullivan
I am an Aranyan Gym Rat
Caleb Reed
Only cycle if your throat gets sore.
Landon Green
Is this an acceptable way to eat my onions???? I've been eating one of these a day this week
Joseph Adams
SS + BOAD
Brody Nelson
Do it if you want.
Elijah Fisher
Have you niggers even tried the best way to eat onions? HAVE YOU EVEN TRIED TATAR!? It's RAW BEEF + RAW ONION + RAW EGG YOLK + PICLE
IT WILL GET YOU PROTEIN DRUNK! YA'LL BE DOIN' PR'S IN NO TIME
YOU MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A NIGGA OR TWO
MMMMHHM MMMMHHM BITCH.
Seriously, make yourself a trat and eat tatar two times a week and you will feel like on test.
Jordan Brown
Looks tasty my nigga
Jaxson Foster
will probably also get salmonella poisoning but...
Daniel Clark
yes YES CORRECT
Lincoln Lopez
What about if I cut and leave them open for a while? I can eat it raw just like some celery or some shit
Camden Baker
Ofc.
Evan Reed
who here /Diarrhea/ whenever they eat onions?
Nolan Green
Thank you onion man
Ayden Ross
>beef >salmonella raw beef is fine if it's fresh
James Howard
No mudbutt but since I've started to drink raw juice made of 1 beet, 1 onion, 1 lime, 2 carrots my turds look like I have stage 4 colon cancer. The next 20 minutes after I chug this potion is also nasty as fuck.
Jaxson Nguyen
>1 onion a day >1g per KG
Landon Wilson
1 onion covers the 1g per kg for most people.
It's a "greater than " or a threshold you should reach.
Mason Robinson
Salmonella is from. Poultry
Evan Murphy
1 onion juiced will give you about 5 ounces of juice. Which is plenty unless you weigh 350+
If it's actually blood then why are there step-by-step instructions? Drawing blood is a nurse or doctor's job, as is handling the blood after it's drawn.
Colton Green
The inside of an egg is sterile. Wash your eggs before cracking them if you're worried about salmonella.
Aaron Anderson
So what is optimal? A full onion is like 4g per kg at least.
Juan White
Do you know anything about food hygene? This user knows the drill.
Matthew Foster
Been on the dozen onion a day (DOAD) diet for about two months now and I've put on 20lbs of lean tissue while losing 20lbs of fat. A perfect recomp that only would've been possible with roids before I discovered the true value of based onions.
Doctors literally seething that Veeky Forums is stealing all their business now that people are healthier and more muscular thanks to this superfood.
Elijah Turner
This post is so absurd that I can't distinguish if you are aither a retard or a troll.
Josiah Martinez
>please contribute by posting your effects to perhaps convince onionlets to join us. Increased libido Gonad enlargement Increased confidence levels
Zachary Diaz
This user will save us all. This thing gonna blow the fuck up if his testosterone levels increase.
Mason White
Literally in ops post
Jace Price
are you supposed to eat the skin?
Andrew Allen
Real men eat all the onion parts.
(No)
David Ward
this picture feels like a threat
Christopher Campbell
Judging by how that bread looks in your picture chances are it probably contains soy. Go check the package and see if it does have soy in it and if the bread does then stop eating it.