Ideals thread

>that hairstyle tho

literally fell off my chair

this might be the worst grid I've ever seen

What's that style called?

not sure but he wants to be thick but likes a style that only suits slender men not gonna make it

Clarence Kennedy is so strong that people often forget that he is pretty aesthetic as well
Dude, pick a body type
Ewwww
nice meme

>inb4 balding
I am not and I probably won't before 60. I still like the idea of being completely bald, when I get a thicker neck I will shave it all off.

School shooter

bump

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Im a simple boy
spicy fellow bald boy
dat giiiiirrll on the bot woosh

The true Veeky Forums god

nice goals faggot. one roider, one ottermode and one anorexic

Fucking hell it feels like i made this as it's so representative of my goals as well.From the goal body,to hair to women

Sauce on naked brunette though ? Is that Stoya ?

Daily reminder that you're a newfag if you don't know who this is

mirin your style

Couldnt be bothered to do the style one as it changes way too much to from season to season

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I'm a newfag. Who is it?

i would bet everything i own that this is what you look like

did you google "blonde bimbo" to find your girls?

can I get your contact info, I could use another house

okay nigga i gotta ask, how do you achieve the top left physique, he's really lean yet still has some muscle but it's the perfect amount, i need his routine of possible.

he said without posting his face

>posting your face on this mongolian basket weaving forum

Imagine dude is swollen and its literally elder god tier

Literal normie

i want to be a bald NEET who doesnt lift with a HGH stomach and marry a literal fantasy

Autistic couples look like this

this is the Veeky Forums dream. leave this board right now

0/2 parents

8/10 very wholesome

8/10 nice body and hair

6/10 chasing that leanness is likely to leave you disappointed, I do like the Rieder-core though

5/10 more generic than if you just posted the blank template

>wincest

You Can (Not) Top This

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absolutely phenomenal

autism speaks

ey playboy, what mango is that top left guy from?

why don't you idiots just take what inspires you and make it a reality within you own fucking life lmao instead of making collages about it

One step ahead of you, faggot

Fucking lel

Yep

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I think it's tsugumomo

> Normie
Generic

Thank you. I have no need to stand out like a flaming faggot or a school shooter. Just want my dad to be proud.
>Picrelated

no idea what's going on in the clothing department. Are you a bank robber? Emo lumberjack? Who are you shooting? More questions than answers, 9/10

8/10
6/10 but I like the body and style
7/10
6/10 everything but the girls appeals to me
7/10. bottom left dude in hair section is 11/10
5/10
3/10
8/10 get more pics in style

>Not having concrete goals

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cool dude, would chill
bretty gud, roids are for losers though, man
fan-tastic

meant to say YOU were bretty good, not ^ that's some bad memery

As bad as I feel about my choice in girls, at least I don’t like anime 0/10
5/10
9.5/10
1.5/10

im inspired

Rate mine

>ideal girl
wtf

Make it or die trying.

I have the best balance of cuties, all meaningful bases covered, don't even front.

take it easy patrick bateman, you want to fit in, we get it/10

People who don't rate others don't get a rating.

8/10. Pretty good except for the pedo stuff.
7/10. Not my slice of bread but I respect the aesthetic.
9/10. Who are the top two girls? Great style.
6/10. Not my thing but I love the girl.
King of Veeky Forums/10
5/10. I like the fashion physique better than the sculpture.
Jeff pls go.

Best one, imo.

I found the top two girls in random threads but I never found sauce

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That Hafthor Bjornnson physique, solid goal, it'll keep you lifting

10/10 girls. Stephania Ferrario literally has the most aesthetic female face to ever exist.

Dude if you're serious this is fucking hilarious.
I can't believe I thought the situation was ripped as a kid lol
Excellent. I dunno about the women, kinda mousey. That's your taste though
Me except for motorcycle, those things are fun but fucking dangerous. Not worth the risk if some dumb shit texts and drives and next thing you know your'e decapitated, but whatever live on the edge right.
Cool except for one of the chicks looks like an alien. Buzzcuts are good.
Good shit good shit coat's a little played out and paddington bear but idk maybe it looks really good on you.
Yeahhhhhhh good. Ideal body is a bunch of gay porn, and clothes and hair seem like something a gay guy would have to. Is that what ideal woman is attracted to?

>Picking Ciri as girl
oof.

Sauce on that girl breh

You dress well.
People on this board's fashion taste is like half a decade behind. Dress like a bunch of idahoans.

It's about function, faggots.

>that one cutie I saw who bit her lip... Blah blah blah..
Ok user listen here. You should not look for base appearance, as it can be deceiving. Actually start socializing. Knowing a girl well is what matters because you know her character, while jumping into bed with a sloot you barely got to know at the party of a bar or tinder, is a guaranteed trainwrek.

Shame about the whole being a whore thing.

Who is tho is though? Looks like a chink to me.

A little femme but solid
Love th girl on th right. Not sure how those clothes work on that body but the only thing I don't like is the hair
Objectively the best so far I've seen
If you're over 6'3 then this is a solid 8/10
You can have the first three but a girl like that...Idk user good luck finding a qt like that who's into that aesthetic

Wait is this the guy on the top left or bottom left?

this man knows

I never got why you guys post ideal bodies that are fucking juicy and style with guys that are skinny.
It doesn't look the same when you are big.

>choosing triss....
If you choose that scum of a cumdumbster you will be stuck with a decieving slut who will only cheat on you like she cheated yeniffer out. Even the books confirm it. Geralt is obliged to stay with Yen in the end. Oh and if you have any sexual attraction for Ciri you're a borderline pedophile.

In retrospect, I may actually be a white supremacist...

the dream

Hair is bad.

>best girl
>flat out lies for months
>acts like nothing was wrong
>disguises true form behind magic
>not even top level sorceress
>abandons kingdom when shit gets tough
>whores around in other courts
>shit taste in wine
No.

Here is best girl. Geralt's true but unkept love.

I like what I like bro. Peaky Blinders and Vikings.

If it makes you feel better, I have a buzz cut and wear a hat most of the time :P

I'm on the same page, vikings is underrated as fuck but I don't dress like them lol people can tell when you try to dress like a movie or show character.

There you go. That's a real person's haircut.

I should update this.

high-five

don't you go dissing my ayylmao

>Don't go dissing my ayylmao

I couldn't if I tried.

Misread the title of this thread as an ideas thread, thought we were gonna brainstorm new ideas to get jacked and stuff, that would've been pretty cool but instead it's a bunch of fat faggots basically making gaming avatars.

There's no new way to get jacked and a bunch of yokels on Veeky Forums aren't gonna make one haha it's go lift heavy and eat healthy food in sane portions. How is that so fucking hard. Doesn't need reinventing.

>I may actually be a white supremacist.
Not a very good one considering your taste in women. Buffy there is an Ashkenazi Jew and any good white nationalist should be able to discern that at a glance.

would've been cool if we did it though, if we just threw some ideas around and actually did it.

People have been deliberately getting jacked since at least ancient greece mate. What new ideas do you think we are going to come up with?

Just look at the current memes of eggs, milk, and onions and you realize that is what athletes have been eating for millennia (especially liver and onions for vitamin B12 and C and milk and eggs for protein).

Here's a new idea- go to the gym
hahahaha

You can always fuck people of other races, it is keeping them from fucking you that is the trick.