Your routine

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10/10

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this is so sad and funny at the same time

Why is it sad? He's building a legacy whilst looks are only temporary

instagram.com/adambardy/
fuck

Genetics

let them laugh

Freakin hell

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topkek

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forty keks

yeah having fun on the beach, so sad

that girl is way below his league

why the fuck does chad have zero pecs?

ty user

kind of gay instagram
i find it weird when men post so many selfies
still pretty jealous though
It would come off better if this kind of shit was on his girlfriends instagram

More memes of ops image and the funny reply please

Mewing when you can, learn how to smile well, always wear retainer if you have one, Shave, Get a decent haircut/style, ample vitamin (A especially) ,D ,E), wash and exfoliate your face, NOFAP

Hold your head higher and back more to expose (((NECKPILL)))

Learn how to jut your jaw out and flex all your face muscles as needed without looking retarded, yes it's faggy and you will be practicing in the mirror every day for atleast 4 months to get results but it works really fucking well and you can learn to have a really charming expression in almost every circumstance.

Most important 3 to aesthetic face:
1
>NECKPILL
>NECKPILL
>NECKPILL
>(And delt(and maybe trap) Pill kinda helps this)
2
>Smile right and be charming and in a good mood always (Nofap can help balance hormones to liven up your eyes and keep you from ever frowning in public which gives you an allure)
3
>Stop fucking bulking, always cut(or maintain low bf%), Eat a shitload of vegetables with every meal and high potassium(also low sodium) foods and make them your primary(or close secondary) source of carbs. Don't drink too much water, only eat at an opportunities when you need to, reduce your daily number of insulin spikes. all of these will keep your face skin significantly tighter and less bloated.

10/10

This more than any other joking edit I've seen completely reverses the role of chad and virgin

(You) are wasting time

Lelelel.

???

Why does a chad like this date a ravaged roastie and not some actual cutie?
Unbelievable

Chads gettings some juicy Pussy tonight

I'm dead

PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT

I, as well as the rest of this fine board, great appreciate your critique. Such a deft and skillful assessment is just what one would expect him such a skilled man. I cannot pay you for your services, but perhaps you might accept a tip of my fedora, instead.

fuckin' kek

Hey, that's pretty good

This is why i love coming to Veeky Forums

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have you's u glorious bastards

10/10

holy shit user

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this

>Taking the time to edit this and not understanding sarcasm

Monday: Pick things up and put them down x bored of it
Tuesday: Pick things up and put them down x bored of it
Wednesday: Pick things up and put them down x bored of it
Thursday: rest
Friday: Pick things up and put them down x bored of it
Sat/Sun: Do drugs and eat whatever I want

10/10

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Hello 9gag

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Upvoted

kill yourself nameshit, fuck off back to r*ddit and don't come back

oh shit nigga muh sides

Castor oil, retinol cream, tanners, vaseline, low bodyfat, good nutrition.

Hi 4channers, upvoted this on Reddit and wanted to see what this forum was all about! You seem like a funny lot, can't wait to spend some time getting to know you. Still getting used to the voting system, I miss the voting arrows a bit.

the kind of bait only someone from reddit could make

see you in r/Veeky Forums

tony peener spotted

youre right its already on there

It's an eternal dance between the virgin and the Chad, isn't it

i'M ACTUALLY THIS GUY AMA

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No you're not. Get in same outfit, same pose, with timestamp

where do you use the castor oil and vaseline chum and what tanners do you use

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Realistically this guy probably gets women without pursuing them actively.

Sorry OP, didn't read your post.

Isn't she small for him?
She looks like she could stare at his plexus when standing face to face.
The head is also freakishly small in comparison.

>inb4, fellatio memes

That's a good looking boy

>implying braces dont inhibit forward growth

:^)

mans playin 4d chess

Nice.

kek

I heard germans do that on holiday,like dig holes all day on the beach

>european,but exotic and misterioys
>10/10
>cool job
>stacy
>could still kick your ass
>post pics of himself enjoying leisurely activities
>does not post himself with his car,only vague indication of wealth but enough to maintain Chad status

If he would only post less selfies he would be truchad(tm), and the faketan in a mountaineous cunt almost make it like he's putting an effort into it which is almost unchad like I feel like I should message him to not tan and post more non-selfies but maybe he would become ultrachad and leave Stacy broken hearted
still based af tbqh

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Saved.

tfw OP was samefagging and made this thread specifically to post this edit and get (you)s

>OP's face when
I don't actually mind tho. It's not like he can take those (you)s and turn them into bitcoins on the New York Meme Exchange

not yet

why not much water?

Put me in the screencap

Not true.

OHNONONO HAHAHAHA

kek this is legendary thread

>all this chad meme architecture

this really wasn't all that funny or worth the effort of solving the captcha to respond to but i really want in a screencap! lul

twinkcels btfo

good one user

>mfw i came to this thread just because of the ayrian couple.

Please don't include me in the screenshot.

Thanks.

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