Seduction gainz

So this girl matched with me and is very bubbly.

>We chit chatted
>she says she hasn't been doing sports as much as shed like
>i say:"we will get in shape together then, don't worry" "bed acrobatics are great to tone up"
>she says excuse me
>ignore that shittest and proceed
>have some laughs
>she tells me she been stressed out and very busy lately
>i tell her:"you know what, ill take you have some nice dinner and watch a movie. Gotta relax a little bit, enjoy yourself"

>says thanks, and asks me if I date often
>bla bla
>tells me her movie tastes, horror
>says she usually does not date so fast
>i tell her to voice message on whatsapp so we both know the other is no creep
>crack some jokes

Ok so she is going to text me soon on WhatsApp.
And you brethren can decide what i say next.
Ill keep u updated with screenshotss

>nose

If you haven’t even met the girl in person then don’t bother making a thread. 95% of girls flake

Absolutely haram

"Gizz 'em"?

As a fellow roach like the grill here, I'd advise you to date her user she sounds nice

Should I tell her she is haram?

You didn't see her nose in other angles kekekek

This girl doesn't flake bro. She types like she is my gf already

Are you a femanon?

>Saxion

Make some braingains first bro

whatever she texts you, reply with "my cock is throbbing for your white asshole"

This is a hostile takeover OP

Why would i need braingainz if she is from saxion?

What the fuck kind of girl has a pic of some dude kissing her on a dating site?

which one is jess

nice blog

>72miles away
>in the netherlands
Long distance doesnt work m8

"I want to cover you in peanut butter and lick it off until I die of my peanut allergy."

I put pic related on my tinder. I'm the guy in the picture

Bro I am not looking for a relationship.
I am going to the cinema and fuck her afterwards. Then maybe hit her when im around.

I'm trying to say im a roach like her, say "çok güzelsin", means you're very pretty, and post response

>leaning away, focused on taking pic
>needs that validation
just assuming

what race even are you?

Nigga you gay?
I want to fuck her. Not come of as a desperate faggot putting putting her on a pedestal

>le 56% face

Human

I want to fuck her throat and then grab her nose while doing so.

I have to do this,that nose is glorious

Wow, a fat, boring prude who can't take a joke. What a fun bubbly girl.

>I want to fuck her throat then grav her nose while doing so.

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>doubt.jpg

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tell her blue balls make me sad so don't disappoint me.

if i'm not completely mistaken, he's wearing a bosnia soccer jersey

She might be chubby
But she is actually very funny and im laughing my ass of with her. Don't know where u get the idea she can't take a joke from?


She says I wanna see that movie but it only has 5/10 on imdb

So i say well imdb isn't everything, besides if it gets boring, we can always hold hands.
Her reply: haha thats true

Lmao i can literally say anything and she is cool with it. Lmao what a match. This is gonna be fun

good response

Human is a species, not a race. But then again we have no races, only sub-species

hey op what do u want me to message your lady?
should i show her this thread?

>it's gonna be a boring "let's talk about my religion" episode

Lmao this is why I keep coming here

I am not joking. You should try it. Very satisfying.

By closing the nose while fucking her thriat she has to breathe through the mouth while your cock is inside. This results in
1 dominating her
2 degrade her like the slut she is
3 the stuttered breating makes for nice vibrarions that massage ur dick
4 lets more spit wet ur dick

What do you fellas have as your Bios? Pic related is mine

Do it please

How is this fitness related you gigantic faggot????

man op knows how to pick em

lmao, dont be a dick though lad

DO EET

You sound like a fag, Doug

she's not worth the autism you're expressing.

>21yo virgin
>Match with 7.5/10 qt thot
>She wants to be fwb
I've always thought I'd lose my virginity to somebody I really felt something for, you know, so it'd be something real. But I'm getting up there in age and this girl just landed in my lap. Should I do it?

>these are the people giving you lifting advice

fuck yeah

>containingpuke.blarg

Ook toevallig Nederlands?
Ik woon in Enschede, zit op Saxion Enschede kek
(niet OP)

anything else i should add?

You sound like a dime a dozen Dan.

I am. You know you're on Veeky Forums right?

Take her out for coffee somewhere public, asap. Shes prob talking with 5 guys simultanesly

Fucking hell OP you've fucked something great here you autist

This dyel forearm

pic at beach volleyball with gymnast body and the usual crap that doesn't explain my narcissistic character

never use a pic that's only showing yourself outside of a social situation. unless you have a gorgeous dog or something like that

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Op here.
Whatever floats your boat.
This could have been a nice girl. But if she sees what some people say here, then i guess the fun is over.

poo in loo pls

>proudly displaying autistic features on hookup app

Oh fuark

Send user

Lol this is why I never post anything to do with chicks I'm dating on Veeky Forums

>common knowledge is not so common anymore

So I don't fuck with this whole tinder/online dating thing in my small town, but I took it for a whirl when I was in the city and had a surprising amount of matches. Chatted up a few, but didn't end up meeting any of em. Not really sold on it.

But get this, I still met woman and got further with them just going out randomly being charming. It's amazing how disarming I can be after a few drinks. I took a long break from alcohol, but now I'm realizing more and more that it's pretty great for meeting women. I know it's bad for me, but I really do like seducing strangers. Wat do?

Just don't post anything possibly identifiable on Veeky Forums period.
The autistic machine continues to turn.

Do it user

Here we go

sent enjoy OP :)

Kys pajeet

Oh shieet no roach pus pus for you op

>M'lady

absolute madman

so funny

U ruined it.
Now i have to beg her to stay friends

good shit

Makes you sound like a soy boy.

Try to reach the next level and seduce sober aka god mode

Hey Gizem. If you see this.

Please do not get offended by what these silly guys say.

I just wanted some advice from here to seduce you. Because you stole my heart!
you
Ps i wanna be more then friends!!!!

what a fgt

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH omg my sides Veeky Forums is hilarious

don't be mad at OP Gizem, he's a good boy

good post

how beta can OP be?

And so you ruined this.

Could have been nice.
She was really friendly

>Gizem Nar

wtf are you doing matching with lebanese/israeli/whatever girls faggot, you live in the place with lots of tall beautiful blonde girls no?

I've done it a couple times while I was on my sober kick but honestly hookup culture and alcohol go hand in hand. It's hard to find cute girls who are dtf that don't want to knock back a couple prior to going home with you. Maybe that's just life in your 20s. Even if I go the nice guy no drink dating route they still probably want at least one drink, and that ruins the challenge of the sober close.

she was a fatpig op. we did u a favor

Can a dutch boy give a translation pls?

wtf why is she texting in 2 languages

I want to know what she said

fucking Goku in the background makes it a million times funnier

shes blocking him bye

Does this punctuation 'p-pls' read, puh-please, like a stutter. I've never seen anyone other than faggots from Veeky Forums use it.

>ik blok je bye
DYING

Waarom de fuck ga je ineens Engels tegen haar praten kankerautist hahaha naja was toch al verloren zaak.

And she started with a thirsty emoji.

This was so promising.

Hengelo represent

do it fgt and post repsone