>We chit chatted >she says she hasn't been doing sports as much as shed like >i say:"we will get in shape together then, don't worry" "bed acrobatics are great to tone up" >she says excuse me >ignore that shittest and proceed >have some laughs >she tells me she been stressed out and very busy lately >i tell her:"you know what, ill take you have some nice dinner and watch a movie. Gotta relax a little bit, enjoy yourself"
>says thanks, and asks me if I date often >bla bla >tells me her movie tastes, horror >says she usually does not date so fast >i tell her to voice message on whatsapp so we both know the other is no creep >crack some jokes
Ok so she is going to text me soon on WhatsApp. And you brethren can decide what i say next. Ill keep u updated with screenshotss
James Bailey
>nose
Jack Garcia
If you haven’t even met the girl in person then don’t bother making a thread. 95% of girls flake
Matthew Bailey
Absolutely haram
Luis Adams
"Gizz 'em"?
Ian Rodriguez
As a fellow roach like the grill here, I'd advise you to date her user she sounds nice
Nathan Parker
Should I tell her she is haram?
You didn't see her nose in other angles kekekek
This girl doesn't flake bro. She types like she is my gf already
Are you a femanon?
Joseph Evans
>Saxion
Make some braingains first bro
Cameron Taylor
whatever she texts you, reply with "my cock is throbbing for your white asshole"
Adam Russell
This is a hostile takeover OP
Nathan Lee
Why would i need braingainz if she is from saxion?
Charles Hernandez
What the fuck kind of girl has a pic of some dude kissing her on a dating site?
Easton Moore
which one is jess
Jace Perez
nice blog
Gavin Garcia
>72miles away >in the netherlands Long distance doesnt work m8
Christian Wilson
"I want to cover you in peanut butter and lick it off until I die of my peanut allergy."
Nathan Torres
I put pic related on my tinder. I'm the guy in the picture
Jack Bennett
Bro I am not looking for a relationship. I am going to the cinema and fuck her afterwards. Then maybe hit her when im around.
Anthony Allen
I'm trying to say im a roach like her, say "çok güzelsin", means you're very pretty, and post response
Ryan Rivera
>leaning away, focused on taking pic >needs that validation just assuming
Isaiah Adams
what race even are you?
Parker Cox
Nigga you gay? I want to fuck her. Not come of as a desperate faggot putting putting her on a pedestal
Juan Lee
>le 56% face
Jace Johnson
Human
Zachary Moore
I want to fuck her throat and then grab her nose while doing so.
I have to do this,that nose is glorious
Luis Turner
Wow, a fat, boring prude who can't take a joke. What a fun bubbly girl.
Aiden Barnes
>I want to fuck her throat then grav her nose while doing so.
Robert Morales
...
Austin Reyes
>doubt.jpg
Gabriel Myers
...
Austin Clark
tell her blue balls make me sad so don't disappoint me.
Grayson Price
if i'm not completely mistaken, he's wearing a bosnia soccer jersey
Samuel Perez
She might be chubby But she is actually very funny and im laughing my ass of with her. Don't know where u get the idea she can't take a joke from?
She says I wanna see that movie but it only has 5/10 on imdb
So i say well imdb isn't everything, besides if it gets boring, we can always hold hands. Her reply: haha thats true
Lmao i can literally say anything and she is cool with it. Lmao what a match. This is gonna be fun
Henry Adams
good response
Nathan Myers
Human is a species, not a race. But then again we have no races, only sub-species
Daniel Price
hey op what do u want me to message your lady? should i show her this thread?
Jace Davis
>it's gonna be a boring "let's talk about my religion" episode
Henry Gomez
Lmao this is why I keep coming here
Lincoln Brown
I am not joking. You should try it. Very satisfying.
By closing the nose while fucking her thriat she has to breathe through the mouth while your cock is inside. This results in 1 dominating her 2 degrade her like the slut she is 3 the stuttered breating makes for nice vibrarions that massage ur dick 4 lets more spit wet ur dick
David Watson
What do you fellas have as your Bios? Pic related is mine
Evan Myers
Do it please
Ryan Collins
How is this fitness related you gigantic faggot????
Benjamin Roberts
man op knows how to pick em
Matthew Richardson
lmao, dont be a dick though lad
Kevin Turner
DO EET
Henry Gray
You sound like a fag, Doug
Chase Evans
she's not worth the autism you're expressing.
Easton Bell
>21yo virgin >Match with 7.5/10 qt thot >She wants to be fwb I've always thought I'd lose my virginity to somebody I really felt something for, you know, so it'd be something real. But I'm getting up there in age and this girl just landed in my lap. Should I do it?
Kayden White
>these are the people giving you lifting advice
Evan Sanchez
fuck yeah
Sebastian Moore
>containingpuke.blarg
Aaron Ross
Ook toevallig Nederlands? Ik woon in Enschede, zit op Saxion Enschede kek (niet OP)
Dylan Ward
anything else i should add?
Isaac Lewis
You sound like a dime a dozen Dan.
Jayden Edwards
I am. You know you're on Veeky Forums right?
Juan Wood
Take her out for coffee somewhere public, asap. Shes prob talking with 5 guys simultanesly
Samuel Phillips
Fucking hell OP you've fucked something great here you autist
Bentley Reyes
This dyel forearm
Jason Flores
pic at beach volleyball with gymnast body and the usual crap that doesn't explain my narcissistic character
never use a pic that's only showing yourself outside of a social situation. unless you have a gorgeous dog or something like that
Eli Morgan
...
Brody Lewis
Op here. Whatever floats your boat. This could have been a nice girl. But if she sees what some people say here, then i guess the fun is over.
Ian Lee
poo in loo pls
Jace Parker
>proudly displaying autistic features on hookup app
Michael Butler
Oh fuark
Camden Mitchell
Send user
Matthew Hughes
Lol this is why I never post anything to do with chicks I'm dating on Veeky Forums
Nolan Wilson
>common knowledge is not so common anymore
Josiah Miller
So I don't fuck with this whole tinder/online dating thing in my small town, but I took it for a whirl when I was in the city and had a surprising amount of matches. Chatted up a few, but didn't end up meeting any of em. Not really sold on it.
But get this, I still met woman and got further with them just going out randomly being charming. It's amazing how disarming I can be after a few drinks. I took a long break from alcohol, but now I'm realizing more and more that it's pretty great for meeting women. I know it's bad for me, but I really do like seducing strangers. Wat do?
Hudson Sanchez
Just don't post anything possibly identifiable on Veeky Forums period. The autistic machine continues to turn.
Aaron Bell
Do it user
Justin Jenkins
Here we go
Asher Taylor
sent enjoy OP :)
Jordan Richardson
Kys pajeet
Colton Brooks
Oh shieet no roach pus pus for you op
Jayden Williams
>M'lady
Hunter Cox
absolute madman
Adrian Ramirez
so funny
Gabriel Ramirez
U ruined it. Now i have to beg her to stay friends
Sebastian Rodriguez
good shit
Jeremiah Davis
Makes you sound like a soy boy.
David Flores
Try to reach the next level and seduce sober aka god mode
Joseph Rogers
Hey Gizem. If you see this.
Please do not get offended by what these silly guys say.
I just wanted some advice from here to seduce you. Because you stole my heart! you Ps i wanna be more then friends!!!!
Michael Kelly
what a fgt
Thomas Hughes
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH omg my sides Veeky Forums is hilarious
David Sanders
don't be mad at OP Gizem, he's a good boy
good post
Noah Reyes
how beta can OP be?
Caleb Barnes
And so you ruined this.
Could have been nice. She was really friendly
Dylan Clark
>Gizem Nar
wtf are you doing matching with lebanese/israeli/whatever girls faggot, you live in the place with lots of tall beautiful blonde girls no?
Jack Gomez
I've done it a couple times while I was on my sober kick but honestly hookup culture and alcohol go hand in hand. It's hard to find cute girls who are dtf that don't want to knock back a couple prior to going home with you. Maybe that's just life in your 20s. Even if I go the nice guy no drink dating route they still probably want at least one drink, and that ruins the challenge of the sober close.
Ian Russell
she was a fatpig op. we did u a favor
Carson Walker
Can a dutch boy give a translation pls?
Gavin Phillips
wtf why is she texting in 2 languages
I want to know what she said
Camden Morris
fucking Goku in the background makes it a million times funnier
Alexander Brooks
shes blocking him bye
Leo Ward
Does this punctuation 'p-pls' read, puh-please, like a stutter. I've never seen anyone other than faggots from Veeky Forums use it.
Alexander Reed
>ik blok je bye DYING
Evan Scott
Waarom de fuck ga je ineens Engels tegen haar praten kankerautist hahaha naja was toch al verloren zaak.