Would you date a 100 lb woman?

>5'6
why didnt your parents feed you lmao

/thread

alright scenario

girl is 4'8'' or 4'9'' 100 lbs would you date

Dating?
That's a really tough call. She has to be attractive, have a nice body, being petite is actually very yes, but what's her personality like?
Now if you had said sex. Yeah, I'd carry her around my apartment looking for things to bend her over, lay her on, and put her against for fuck fun.

Depends how big her dick is

I date a 95 lb woman. She's 5'3" though.

Do women of this size normally have self esteem issues?

Don't all women?

Yes?

Reported for fagottry

I don't even think it's physically possible, my dick is thicker than her legs.

>where do you think you are son

>gf is 5'7 160 lbs
>chubby body but at least has a cute face and a nice personality

Better than being a lonely virgin I suppose.

If there is a God somewhere that created all life on Earth he put a lot more effort into the inner workings of a horses asshole than he did ours. Somedays I wish one of my super powers was to be able to get a clean pinch for every shit like a dog.

post personalititties

Your ass should be clean after you shit.
Needing to wipe is due to a combination of poor diet and improper shitting posture.

what about the poo stuck in my ass hair

>>where do you think you are son
this

She won't take nudes.

also she has hairy nipples. I doubt Veeky Forums would like to see desu

oh my god

> Knees tracking over the toes
Unironically would not desu

this gets me harder than porn, wtf? Got any more of this?

ok ill give you a pass on that one

yeah that sounds disgusting. Is it common in women?
thank you

Fuck? Yes
Date? Yes
Marry? Probably not, don’t want to curse my offspring to be manlets

>Would you date a female
>that's anything but a hambeast

Fuck Yes

Is nipple chafing a thing with biking? I know it is with running

I need a woman to rape me, cuz I have no balls to rape one

>wife is 78 lbs
Feels pretty good to make it

have you ever seen someone squat irl ever? if your anthropometry isnt exact to certain ratios this just doesn't apply

is she an unironic skeleton

Hell fucking yeah.

probably one of the new bionic waifus

>dating a literal 11 year old

She's only 6 cm taller than that

Nice try America. I bet that keeps going until they weigh 4pl8

I wouldn't date a woman I couldnt OHP

so no

>dating a literal 11 year old
You mean every man’s dream?

>>dating a literal 11 year old
...what's wrong with that...

>Dating used up old hags
No thanks

I had a ~95 lb 5'0 azn gf for a while and I gotta say, that shit was fun. Ill post some of the things we did

>totally and completely dominate her, like literally there is nothing she could do
>pick her up and bang her however I wanted
>throw her over my shoulder and carry her into the bedroom
>if she was playing some game where she was running from me when I caught her I would pick her up and lift her over my head like a trophy

Am 6'4 220 lbs for reference

Yeah, she clearly doesn't take shaving seriously orherwise she would either shave or wax them

except 11 year olds dont have to body of a woman. If you cant tell the difference then maybe you should check yourself.

before you wreck yourself

starving to become this, every guy likes that

"would you date a >100lbs woman" is a better question

post pussy

>be me
>enjoy small girls
>don’t want manlet children
>devise plan
>impregnate girl who will likely become tall while she is still short

Will it work Veeky Forums?
>pic related, dream gf is ~5’0” but only 13 so will probably grow and won’t breed manlets

>dream gf is...13

I have a better idea

hang yourself

I’ve never heard of females with hairy nipples.

Christmas nipples

uhhhh .. yeah .. take a seat right over here.

I'd put her on top of the fridge and walk away.

>not knowing /fit is primarily underage

considering that this is Veeky Forums, "would you date a woman?" is an even better question

Thats not true andrew

Not capable of it

U don’t know me, can’t judge me

sure i do, chris.

We all know you fuck underage girls, Chris Brown.

Mate how do you do that with the image

Chris Brown just hits women, don’t think he dated little girls

Sure buddy

Be fair now.
He could also be R. Kelly

christfag gtfo

Chris Brown is transforming into R. Kelly. He ages insanely fast and looks like he's in his mid 40s.

american detected

...

no correlation between height and vagina size.

t. experience

I already do

>100 lb
But her vagina weighs ten pounds

tiny petite girls are the best fucks. Tight body, tight pussy, pick em up and spin em around. Top shelf pussy

On charts like that I end up at about 14 most of the time.
160 cm 55 kg

> tfw that sexual rage & dominance as you stand over your 5 foot gymnast bodied gf who flirtily taunts you and coaxes you like a matador to a bull. you both know that once you can't take it anymore and go berserk there's nothing she can do to stop you, and that's what it makes it so hot.

these ... these are good feels.

>Knees tracking over the toes
fucking broscience spouting dyel, i guess lu xiaojun doesn't know how to snatch

My wife is 100lbs

Yes there is.
Anyone who doesn't fit within a certain range is the exception not the norm.

And most women who are around my size can not handle a dick thats a few inches longer and almost as thick as a wick
air freshener can.

4'11" to 5'2" is ideal

Hey I know Veeky Forums is full of underage morons swinging their e-dicks and generally just bullshitting each other, but in case anyone actually wants to learn anything true here's Olympic Medalist Dmitry Klokov talking about "knees over toes" in the squat:

youtube.com/watch?v=a2tycd7W0oI&feature=youtu.be&t=21m18s

My gf is a 4'10 90 lbs asian girl

as a manlet they're my only option

>hanging out with bradley fartin
oh how far you've fallen klokov. even crossfit is better than this

Wait...I mean I'm a 6'3 man and women who're close to my height can't...
Nevermind.
Fuck it.

Name?

A gym's a gym, kid.

You telling me when you travel you just stop working out because "wow some guy wants to talk to me"?

Get some social skills, stop pretending you lift. I'm going to ignore the fact that you actually knew that nobody by name and felt it was super important to say it.

>no one posted it yet

My gf is like 100 lbs. she’s like 4’7. I’m 5’8. I feel so bad for my future son

i was gonna reply with "is that you bradley?" but he's so up his own arse he'd never call himself a nobody

What if you have a daughter? You'll have blessed the world with another cute womanlet.
I'm so glad my post became a copypasta.

Bless you for turning my curse into a positive user. I hope big gains come to you.

Keep low-key saying his name, I guess. I'm sure he appreciates the attention. Congrats, you managed to shift the conversation away from actual lifting advice to shill for some douche you seem to dislike.