You wake up as Potatoman. What do you do (In the gym, for example) to look/feel the best you can?

That´s no exercise

Roiding and become a huge freak. Women wouldn’t be into me anyways so I might as well become strong as fuck.

>tfw potatoman is from a town with 2000 inhabitants
Everyone in town probably knows about him :/

Are you serious?

Yes.

>wears fuckhuge sneakers
>still not as tall as barefoot girls
what the fuck

Chad af

1) Put on the mask
2) Get swole
3) Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask

James Joyce of our time.

>The feet on left girl
Holy shit what a monster. I want to fuck her!

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Id carry Pianas Legacy

>relationships in high school never last very long ether some one moves away or they find something better I don't now and some guys cheat on there gfs I don't now why while I will be virgin forever and when people ask me things to be rude I now they are rude I answer truth so if they said are you a virgin I said yes and when they said will you be a virgin forever yes I said yes I will yes

>Pianoman
>Potatoman
Itchecks out.

All else he could fix if he were 6'...as it is, he's simply fucked.

Load up 3pl8 bench and die under the weight.

I'm not strong enough to live as Potatoman. I am weak, he is strong.

Could potatoman reach his brother's Chad-level?

embrace my fate and go FULL MLP FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC MODE

I'll just be myself.

That's what potatoman did.

fuark

And?

>those shoes

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Kek I actually like him

(((It's obviously not his gf though)))

Skincare, thick beard, whey and Muay Thai.

Depends on how tall he is, if he is really tall i would hit the gym and build up a monster physique
If he is anything under 6'2 I'd honestly killed myself.

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I'd start using steroids, doing powerlifting and always using a mask.

Is this a joke?

Lose weight to remove the extra chins, shave, haircut, and shower.
Ezpz, potato man is only gross because he chooses to be

Load up all the weights I can onto the bar and then unrack it onto my neck.

Lokk at his face. Confident as fuck. I'm pretty sure he drowns in pussy

The only joke is the gf he mentions.

>when you win every fight because you're blocking punches with your face and no one wants to touch your face
YAMATO DAMASHII

Looks like Dustin finally gets a prom date in season 3

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>Potatoman, I...

This picture brings tears to my eyes.

Neck presses in the Smith Machine x failure

Holy fuck. Potatoman got a date to prom and I didn't even go.
This thought will fuel my lifts today.

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>be ugly
>wake up looking different, still ugly
>carry on as normal

>too ugly to be aesthetic
>too ugly to be ottermode
>too ugly to be bearmode
>no point in becoming thicc cause too ugly
I'd bloat the shit out of myself if I was him and become a fucking sack of fat and muscle

Quick rundown on bloatmaxx pls.

I'm not ok with my body and face even though many people say I look pretty good. If I was him I'd probably just end it all.

According to his facebook he's looking for a workout buddy and wants to start working on his body in the gym. Does anyone here live in Wyoming?

>Potatoman got a date to prom and I didn't even go.

You shut the fuck up, Dustin's a chad in the making.

Load up the bench with 5pl8s, put the clips on, take a suicide grip and let gravity do the rest.

Eat as much as you can. Forget the concept of "calories" and "surplus / deficit". Eat. Eat like you have never done before in your life. And then you gotta lift. Heavy.
Eat big to get big. If you consider walking actual training and you can zerchershrug 300kg for reps you are good

Clean diet, heavy lifting, read a lot of good novels and science, do some very high level dangerous stuff (downhill mountain biking, hallucinogenic drugs etc...) and hang out with friends. Also try to make other people’s life better.

Shave, get a haircut, pluck my eyebrows, count calories, do a couple months of stronglifts and then switch to some kind of full body. I'll be picking up 5s on tinder within the year.

get acne cleaned up
lose weight
get a haircut
get better clothing
learn a good skill like piano
do blow

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this

>I am weak, he is strong.
This is honestly true to some extent. Good on him for living (what looks like) relatively happily.

The only reason he is relatively happy is because he's blissfully unaware of reality.
Reading through his FB posts it seems like he is mentally handicapped.

what the fuck

poor bastards wearing sneakers

Wear a mask. Leave society and move to the forest.

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JUST

Bad genetics. Fucking trailer trash hicks

This has to be a joke

>Wyoming Potatoman
Travis transcends state. Earth can barely contain him.

MASHED

top kek

dead

whats the story here

>as passerby hurl rotten foodstuffs at him

into the lore it goes

how many tv-dinners?

Your sister's ass.

holy kek, it's real

>Bowdish is put in chains and paraded through town as passerby hurl rotten foodstuffs at him.

>bullying potatoman
OVER THE LINE

We have the technology. We can rebuild him.

Cut off his legs and replace them with steel blade runner legs prestorious.

Make him wear either a king Baldwin mask or a bane mask, and shave his head

Give him tons of steroids and make him lift weights with a perfect diet for 2 straight years.

He is a little socially awkward, so let him only talk with 1-3 word responses.

Give him all the guns, planes, boats he needs. Then watch the magic happen

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surprisingly technically competent despite how ridiculous it is
probably all on auto but whatever

Kill myself. Life isn't going to get any better.

Just take me now, Lord. My sides can withstand nothing more.

>finally found a picture of Potatoman's teeth, which he claimed he was having a lot of problems with
Less like "teeth" and more like "tooth", Travis...

He must be in a lot of pain.

How can you believe in god when shit like this happens?

now this is a meme i can get behind

Bloatmax

Kek, quality

We all gonna make it, go our potato hero!

>James Joyce
severely underrated

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