Leg day

>leg day
>have to drive home

>leg doms
>do leg day full effort anyway
>have to bike home

>Hike 10 miles through the fucking mountains with a 40 lb pack in 4 hours.

>Start car to drive the 45 miles home.

>tfw leg day is every day

>leg day
>have to drive a MANUAL home

>hiking 10mph through mountains with a 40lb ruck
I think you're full of shit and I'm in the infantry

are you sure he said 10mph desu.
But anyway, it sure would be a hard hike

Oh yeah, my bad. My brain mixed the numbers

>leg day
>nah I’ll do chest and biceps again

try riding your bike to the gym, do a 5k warm up, then leg day, then a spin class and then ride your bike home and then you can make a whine thread about how much of a little bitch you are.

>do wrists
>have to turn the steering wheel

he said 10 miles in 4 hours.. are you stupid or.. oh wait, infantry. nvm

>finish leg day
>get home shower and lay down
>feel exhausted but accomplished
>Straighten your legs out
>can feel your calf muscle rotating around
>Charley horse

and I got a 92 on the ASVAB and a 130GT lmao

it's not about how physically demanding it is, it's about obeying traffic laws and not crashing into someone else.

on a bike you don't have to worry about ruining someone else's day and dealing with the headache when you're at fault

>So tired fall asleep
>Forget to get electrolytes
>Wake up four hours later with quads cramping up
>Scream into pillow until pain passes

>have mild leg doms
>stretch out, feels like pure sex
>look at leg wrong
>suddenly pleasure turns into pain and your whole calf cramps
Not even my own body lets me enjoy myself.

>Feels day
>go to sleep and wake up alive

omfg you're an 03xx?!?! no one gives a shit.

This guy knows.

>wow most people outside of the US do this

Yeah military aptitude tests are pretty shit and not an indicator of intelligence
t. 99 on AFOQT

>on a bike you don't have to worry about ruining someone else's day and dealing with the headache when you're at fault
You can end up fucking up an going into traffic which fucks everyone's day up.

You can also run into pedestrians too.

Basically bikes might be smaller but you can still fuck things up with them.

Biking home from gym always feels faster than biking from home to gym.
Is it just prevailing wind, placebo or for real?

>on a bike you don't have to worry about ruining someone else's day and dealing with the headache when you're at fault
>implying bikes cannot be involved in accidents
>implying bikes are not subject to traffic laws

Returning home always feels faster.

>doing a broshit